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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 22/09/2026
ironwolf hdd i overpaid for in july 2025 at £76the same ironwolf hdd currently priced at £187
image macro of anthony bourdain in black and white with the caption

"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 18/09/2026
i keep getting the feeling that i’m underutilising my phone as i only use it for messaging or scrolling bsky
jotchua, the golden retriever puppy on the screen of a flip phone. there are strong rings emanating from the phone and upon contact with a crying child transforms them into a copy of jotchua. the scene is horrifying and there is a telephone mast in the background
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 14/09/2026
saw a lot of very cute animals on the trip, was a lot of fun getting to spend so long cycling through the french countryside and meeting a lot of extremely kind people with my friends
28mm colour photograph of a tiny jack russell(?) in the drivers seat of a camper van,  barely able to see out the window28mm black and white photograph of a field of cows we were playing music for, most if not all are looking right at the camera. they didn’t care for mozart but did enjoy meganeko28mm black and white flash photograph of a cricket that was on my friend’s tent, he’s chillin28mm colour photograph of a sad looking dog, prone looking out from under a gate. we chased this guy around a town we were going through as he escaped and this photo was taken after we corralled him back into his house
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 14/09/2026
just completed my bikepacking trip from paris to bordeaux
28mm colour photograph of my bike parked in a small french town, the street has bunting flapping in the wind and the buildings have ivy and cracks growing across them, in the background is the town church28mm black and white photograph of a boat full of dirt stranded on a ramp leading down to the Loire river between Orleans and Tours, the river is very low and the ground marshy28mm black and white photograph of three sheep at the final campsite. the sheep are partitioned by a tree trunk as the two on the left are grazing, and the biggest sheep smiling(?) into the camera with its eyes closed28mm black and white photograph of a tiny dog sticking its head out from behind a barred windowsill
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 17/08/2026
bristol's bike lanes make cycling a no brainer, and i wish other cities had the opportunity to make similar paths
jotchua, the golden retriever puppy dog, with big glasses looking cute
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 05/05/2026
i did get the 1.1.1 update which handled my problems with auto locking, and the only other two mods i have are to deal with getting rid of popup dialogs and giving moss some sweet trainers
in game screenshot, not mine, of moss from pikmin 4 standing. he has green and white high top trainers on. he looks great
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 05/05/2026
i’ve been playing so much pikmin 4 i think i may like it more than 2…
jotchua the photoshoppable golden retriever puppy and his best friend in a grassy environment, a garden, with a small spaceship. they have been photoshopped to look like Moss and Oatchi from pikmin 4 respectively. there is the title ‘PIKMIN 4’ at the top of the image
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 02/05/2026
showed the picture of when i fell off my bike and got road rash all up my left side to a friend and she said i looked snatched
jotchua and his best friend embracing on top of a snowy mountain, photoshopped to be minions
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 24/04/2026
revamping my camera with a smaller viewfinder, new straps, and a big goofy square hood for my pancake lens and it’s gonna look so cute by the end
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 20/04/2026
fell off my bike and messed up most of my left side but now my hip and leg are so swollen they kinda look goo
jotchua, the commonly photoshopped golden retriever puppy, wrapped in bandages in the nevada desert with his friend dressed as a roman legionary
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 12/04/2026
who want me who want to hit me with their car
jotchua. the photoshopped golden retriever puppy having a cd rom inserted into his head by an entity. maggie bay album spoof
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 17/01/2026
my friend invited me over to his house and i finally got to meet his cat, Leo!
Leo, my friend’s beautiful bengal cat popping in from the right hand side of the 50mm photo, and looking directly into the camera. Weekly Fuji recipe was the Universal Superia 200, which gives a strong green tint to the image and crushed blacks, was indoor lighting.
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 11/01/2026
am i stupid or surely the answer to private accounts is by hosting your own PDS for you and your friends, so people who are part of your server can see your posts but you just dont propagate it to other bsky data servers?
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 21/12/2025
visited brooklands museum but i only took pics of the stuffed toys
50mm black and white photo of a mechanics workshop in Brooklands Museum, in the foreground is a motorcycle which used to race at silverstone, and behind is a workbench with files, clamps, and assorted knickknacks. under the workbench is a cuddly toy dog, which looks very cute sitting patiently poking his head out of shadow50mm black and white photo of a cuddly toy bear sitting on the wing of a Vimy bomber in Brooklands Museum. This plane flew from England to Australia in 1919 during the Great Air Race!
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 24/11/2025
… and i want to just bring up that everyone should look at Naoya Hatakeyama’s Lime Works series, the pinnacle of industrial photography to me
Cover image of Naoya Hatakeyama’s Lime Works photo book, the image is of the snowy rooftops of buildings near a quarry, dotted around the image are pockets of light but no people another industrial scene, this time the buildings sit among trees on the side of a mountainscan of a double page photo in Hatakeyama’s Lime Works book, this time the buildings are stacked upon one another forming this sheer cliff of seemingly random conveyors and piping
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 24/11/2025
saturday i was hanging out with my dad and sunday i was hanging out with a fab friend!
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 24/11/2025
another weekend in london this time hanging around the City. definitely want to go back with my film camera and a tripod as we’re getting to that time when everything is getting bleaker
23mm black and white photo of a street corner in london covered in graffiti. there’s a mix of tags, throw ups, and murals but prominently are two pieces from King Mul, a favourite artist of mine and i was very happy to see his work unexpectedly!!23mm black and white photo taken inside the crypt of the John Soane museum, two japanese lion dogs sitting within an internal wall frame? backlit by light coming in from the ceiling 50mm cropped black and white photo of reflections of the Lloyd’s building in London, the reflections get more distorted towards the top of the image, changing the ordered concrete outcropping into various twisted shapes. The distortion of the rooms and confusing of the staircase kind of reminds me of the 2020 era of AI images? Where it’d spit out images that look like something until you look closer, and the more you interrogate it the more it looks like nothing at all23mm black and white photo of the Lloyd’s building from street level. The ducting for the building is done on the outside and the whole building looks more like something you’d see in Naoya Hatakeyama’s Lime Works series
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 17/11/2025
wtf he looks just like this guy!!
internet image i saw on bsky, of a grey kitten being held with kind hands, he’s splayed out and looks like a little man. dressed in beige pjs with sleepy koalas on them
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 27/10/2025
i need pawg jeans
jotchua, the often photoshopped meme puppy, looking lovely with some lipstick, mascara, pencilled in brows, and a red bow on top. she’s blushing and looking divine
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 19/10/2025
i haven’t really been taking many photos that don’t involve my friends, so here’s some photos of my flatmates cats Peleus and Yuki
28 mm flash photo of peleus, a grumpy cat about 4-5 months old28mm flash photo of Yuki, a docile and dopey white and grey cat who purrs when you pick her up28mm flash photo of both peleus and yuki together, i love them both so much
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 19/10/2025
thinking about moving to canada to be closer to my american friends but i need to learn how to drive first
jotcha, beloved photoshopped dog with his friend gaejook, in hell.
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 17/10/2025
and i’m partial to Pheonix 200, it’s a bit hit and miss but i’ve gotten some fun portraits on bright days but on cloudier days everything gets very red and crushed
pheonix 200 film, 24mm photo of a wet day in Reading, of a side street wall covered in air conditioners with two people in the distance down the lanepheonix 200, 24mm, film photo of my friend at a bbq, i’m pretty sure this was exposed for his face
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 17/10/2025
hi!! i’m if you’re going somewhere sunny, fuji 200c is a nice affordable film that gives a pleasant nostalgic look (i’m pretty sure it’s rebadged Kodak Ultramax but it’s cheaper here)
fuji 200c film 50mm photo of a stark white horse drinking from a stream in the Brecon Beacons in wales, several horses mill around in the distancefuji 200c 24mm film photo of Llanthony Priory in wales
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 06/09/2025
my flatmate got a new cat, Peleus, who i would immediately die for
x100t colour photo of my flatmate’s new darling cat, Peleus, on his first day homex100t black and white photo of my flatmate’s new darling cat, Peleus, many weeks later. sleeping soundly on my bedsheets next to a best friend
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 16/08/2025
local cats from my walk to the shops
50mm kodak gold film photograph of a sand coloured cat, stretching out on the hot tarmac on a sunny day24mm kodak gold film photograph of a cat sauntering down a backroad, stalking a little black cat in the distance, separated by a passerby24mm kodak gold film photograph of a friendly black cat, lying down on the warm stone path on a sunny day, in the background are tags and throwups from different local artists, my favourite of which is Kaija50mm kodak gold film photograph of the same friendly black cat, laying down with paw outstretched. clearly alert but soon after this photo went straight back to their busy schedule of dozing off
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 05/08/2025
another one of my friends changed their profile picture to a photo i took
jotchua and gaejook, the two beautiful golden retriever puppies, photoshopped into a blizzard. in the background are tall buildings, and the sky is a deep dark grey.
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 17/07/2025
i’m still figuring things out but it’s only getting more important to claw back your privacy from companies, and it can be a fun private thing you have with your friends!!
jotchua, the photoshopped golden retriever, standing atop a mountain with his bestest pals
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 17/07/2025
it’s never been easier or cheaper to use an old laptop or slap together a computer to have on in your house, i used to run stuff off my old pi0 and it was a really fun and goofy place to start
rasberry pi 0W with a series of cables and connectors running into it, this is what i used to run my server off of with 2 hard drives!
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 17/07/2025
one thing i wish was less daunting to people is running a home server, it’s incredibly easy to run a VPN to your house so you can access self hosted websites for photos, budgeting, file storage, etc
screenshot from the mobile rendering of Photoprism, showing the different albums i’ve collated
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 13/07/2025
just got my photos back from my camping trip to Wales
23mm fujifilm c200 film photograph of Llanthony priory in Wales, in(?) the brecon beacons (bannau brycheiniog!)28mm fujifilm c200 film photograph of horses chillin on top of the Black Mountain in Wales. in the foreground is a white horse drinking from a puddle and in the background are 3 more horses waiting for them23mm fujifilm c200 film photograph of two sheep on top of Black Mountain in Wales50(?)mm fujifilm c200 film photograph from the top of the hill looking down at llanthony priory, and my friend running down to meet some sheep
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 13/07/2025
really lovely woman at our housewarming party asked to see my photos and she really really liked some of them
jotcha, the photoshoppable golden retriever puppy, looking incredibly cool with his sunglasses and soul patch. captioned with ‘Hora del Rock’ which google tells me translates to ‘Rock time’
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 09/07/2025
summited triglav over the weekend with friends
23mm photo of two cows grazing in a field, with a backdrop of colossal pine trees stretching into the clouds23mm black and white photograph of my friend standing atop a peak in the slovenian mountain range in triglav national park23mm black and white photograph of a hut in the triglav national park
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 21/06/2025
one day i’m going to have to get brave enough to try out the film camera flashes i have and just accept the possibility of failure
jotchua, the photoshopped golden retriever puppy, in a situation i struggle to describe? they are in the sky, surrounded by a soft blue. to the right is a celestial or possibly demonic  grime hand with long fingernails putting an egg??? or CD???? into or out of his head????? this description might raise more questions than it answers i’m sorry
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 03/06/2025
just found out the fuji 200 i bought is just kodak film that doesnt live up to QA standards
jotchua, the photoshopped golden retriever puppy, looking sad as they are held at gunpoint by his best friend, gaejook, who is looking devious as they stand atop a mountain
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 02/06/2025
my friends got married last weekend and asked me to take photos and i’m so happy with how they turned out i had such a blast
jotchua, the golden retriever puppy that people love photoshopping, standing in a suit with a bouquet of roses in his right hand. 

the caption reads ‘Modo romantico’, which google translates to ‘romantic mode’ in italian.
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 31/05/2025
just got my pushed black and white film back and i love how much more contrasty it is than box speed!! last photo was with the orange filter i picked up in chicago and i really like how it turned out vs the non filtered version!
28mm black and white +2 film photograph of Mr. Snow, a local cat who is super handsome and i love photographing looking very smug as they peer up into the camera28mm black and white +2 film photograph of Mr Snow opening his mouth as wide as possible, yawning. i love this guy like you wouldn’t believe 24mm black and white +2 film photograph of an incredibly friendly black, white, and ginger cat. was unbelievably friendly even if they do look startled in the picture24mm black and white +2 film photograph with a +2 orange filter of my local skatepark, by the bristol public swimming pools. very nice area with really lovely people! from this perspective it looks like an abandoned building with a huge smoke stack covered in graffiti. 

it’s actually in constant use and graffiti is just part of the local scene!
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 23/05/2025
an update to the current inspo list!! .@gwauu.online .@nexus-2060.bsky.social .@bobbymuscles.bsky.social .@emmedumas.bsky.social each has photoshoots that i really love and have gotten me thinking about not just how i take my photos but how i present them!!
2 images of jotchua, the photoshopped golden retriever puppy i am obsessed with. the jotchua on the left is wearing a black fedora and is saying ‘Son i’m proud of yo-‘ getting cut off by the jotchua on the right saying ‘bro is proud of me’
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 22/05/2025
between these and my chicago photos i really feel like im on a roll, i should update my artist list tweet with current inspos
jotchua, the often photoshopped golden retriever puppy, with raised eyebrows as they are presented with a rose from a blushing suitor
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 22/05/2025
just got my roll of phoenix 200 back and really like the colours
24mm film photograph of my two friends at a bbq. Film stock was Phoenix 200. 28mm film photograph of the gloucester road station in the london underground. 

Film stock was Phoenix 20028mm film photograph of a train carriage window at clapham junction. i had left the shutter open for 1/4 of a second and followed the window as the train passed so only certain features of the photo are distinguishable. 

Film stock was Phoenix 200
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 20/05/2025
i had so much fun i love them all so so much!!!! i need all of them to know how important they are to me!!!!!!
crusty jpeg of a cat nibbling on its paw with the caption ‘I love you moots 🩷’
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 20/05/2025
back from visiting my moots in Chicago babey!!
digital black and white 23mm photo of Clark/Lake train platform in Chicago, mix of deep blacks and bright shafts of light falling on people walking and waiting at the stationdigital black and white 23mm photograph of Chicago streets from the L train.digital black and white 23mm photograph from inside a station underground. to the right of the photo is a series of white girders, and to the left a train arrives at the station with a lot of motion blur. 

in the window of the train is a reflection of a soon to be passenger.digital 23mm photo of a person standing in a grand room within the Chicago cultural centre, looking up at the stained glass dome and taking a picture on their phone
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 29/04/2025
DRIVE!!!
evil closeup of a cat with a devilish smirk, caption reads:
“NYEHEHHEJEHEJEHEHE”
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 26/03/2025
my dad said he really liked the first two
jotchua, the photoshopped golden retriever puppy, standing giving a huge thumb up. the image is massively compressed and is covered in jpeg artefacting
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 26/03/2025
back from south africa
80mm photo of three people on top of table mountain, person to the left’s face is obscured by shrubbery. the person in the centre is silhouetted, wearing a large cowboy hat and holding a lanyard to their left. on the right is a person crouching, taking a picture of the central person50mm photo, out of focus man talking with the cape town waterfront security guard, who is in sharp focus looking down on him80mm photo of a sun bleached 60s VW beetle parked on the coast, in the distance is a steel mill. the whole area is faintly rust red/pink(?) due to the iron dust being kicked up from the mill and covering the surrounding area for miles50mm(?) photo of three african penguins bumbling around at betty’s baai as waves crash in the backgroun
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 16/03/2025
really love these photos!!! that first one looks like it was possibly by Alex Mulholland! i love their graff and i love how it comes out through a gameboy camera!!!
photo of a mural in bristol by graffiti artist Mul, on the left is a blue heart carrying a golden dollar in one hand and a golden heart in another, the heart is walking with large cartoonish legs and all hearts have large single eyes

on the right is a monster with seven eyes, carrying a slice of watermelon in one hand and raising a fist. 

in the corner are two watermelons with ‘Viva Viva Palestina!’ written on them
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 07/03/2025
checking my hevy and seeing people lift more than me puts me into a spin
jotchua, the golden labrador puppy, framed by a baby pink circular border with flashing hearts above and below. jotchua is blushing with more hearts above his head. 

there are multi coloured stars falling from top to bottom of the gif
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 05/03/2025
machine girl was so much fun 🥹
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 02/03/2025
3 more but i don’t think they’re as strong as the main photos, but i had so much fun taking them
23mm photograph of a side street with big stone arches and flaking paint. in the foreground is a sign for a wine bar and at the end of the street is a man exiting. 

wish i took this with a tighter aperture as there’s a decent leading line but you can’t enjoy any of the detail on the man’s shirt because he’s out of focus!!50mm photograph of a covered pavement with. fairly strong leading lines and i like all the sharp differences in shadow and light on the arches but again there isn’t much reward for the viewer when they do follow the lines to the end of the tunnel!50mm photograph of a woman strolling down a street. behind her is a colossal building with an engraving of a woman with a halo holding a baby (mother mary and jesus?). 

there are large tags and a throwie at the foot of the building and there are a bunch of different traffic lights.
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 02/03/2025
big weekend in prague
50mm photograph of a building across the street where two women are having their morning coffee and vapes. they are standing on a big stone balcony above a shop. the whole building has a pink-ish orange-ish tone. in the foreground is an out of focus red tram stop50mm of a woman on a moving tram, she is looking directly into the camera and does not look impressed. the tram looks to be from the 80s? and has thick streaks of dirt down its side, the tram itself is cream coloured with a big horizontal red bar in the middle. 

the tram came to a stop and i overtook it, the next time i looked at her i had a big grin on my face because i loved the photograph and she smiled back. so i guess she wasn’t *that* annoyed50mm photograph of a woman looking into an art shop window, the photograph isn’t framed wel but the huge shop windows have a teal or turquoise tone, accentuated by the gold/brass window frames. the stone, grates, and the woman’s clothes are all an assortment of brown tones. 

i just quite like the colours in this one50mm photograph of a grave. the writing on the grave reads:

PAMATOE ZEMRELYCH RODICU
PAVLA BERNARDA
1817 + 1890
KATERINY BERNARDOVÉ
1818 + 1892
FRANTISEK BERNARD
1858 + 1911

the in front of the grave, embedded in the ground surrounded by dry leaves and moss, is a thick stone cross. there is a space on top of the tombstone for the cross
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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 18/02/2025
was sunny for the first time in weeks and managed to get two cat related photos during my lunch!
50mm picture of a closed glass door. on the glass are two cats sitting in stools, arm in arm, drinking warm coffee as snowflakes decend from above. the cat on the left is red and pink, the cat on the right is blue and white. the art is made with thin marker pens. 

there is a wooden sign that says “Don’t slam the door please!”50mm picture of a tote bag shop, the bags are numerous and colourful. the bag in focus is a white tote of a black cat laying on top of a red ball of yarn.
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