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23 | they/she | she *cartoon running sound* on my *slide whistle sound* til I *cartoon pie splat sound* i post dumb shit that's stuck in my head and also get angry abt politics sometimes

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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ok that was meant to go on my other account but fuck it im drunk and its funny so i'm leaving it on herr
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
arfid is so fucking dumb like wtf do you mean i'm willing to eat ass but cheese on toast is out of bounds i hate this shit
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Where's my drink I've been waiting for a very long time" THERE'S A VERY OBVIOUS RUSH, SEVEN PEOPLE AHEAD OF YOU IN THE QUEUE, AND IT'S BEEN LITERALLYFIVE MINUTES GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SHRIVELLED OLD CUNT
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kill All Rude Elderly Customers 2026
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
managers who talk to their grown adult employees in the same tone that a playgroup assistant talks to a four year old deserve to be fired into the fucking sun
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
its for you dawg it's lit
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we live in the stupidest fucking timeline possible
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
letterboxd should add a feature where they IP ban your account if you post a one-sentence review that's just talking about how much you want to touch yourself to one of the actors
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china.
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new trans stereotype unlocked
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don't listen to nirvana unplugged at 1am while drunk worst mistake of my life
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
funniest shot in television history
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maddie (she/her) @madeoutoflines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everything in bristol is 0.3 miles away and yet 40 minutes away simultaneously
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i was reading King Leopold's Ghost a few months back and I came across a passage of henry morton stanley literally doing the "a walmart and car park would look great here" bit
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🔞🐉 Pyrewyn/Wynter 🤍🔞 @pyrewyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you when i FUCKING get you
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
idk how to explain it but this is t4t
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i feel like no one ever mentions what an insane line "blowing up blocks like al-qaeda" was to put into a song about minecraft creepers
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We actually did make lab grown slime girls that fucked and sucked like champions but they were 99% Acetone so they evaporated too quick to do anything. Greatest shame of modern science really.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/09/2026
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why is xhamster called that
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm thinking swervedriver or slowdive next
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lesbian bane be like no one cared who i was til i put on the strap
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why does september feel like its gone on for like thirteen years
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this album fucks so hard somebody's gotta punch me for not properly checking out shoegaze sooner
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtube i am not fucking watching this
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bonnie blue. chica yellow. foxy red. five nighrt feddy
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
distribution of catgirls and puppygirls since 2010
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"the secondhand vinted cum splatter jeans arent real they cant hurt you" the secondhand vinted cum splatter jeans:
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i cant fucking wait to quit this job jesus fucking christ i almost just cried on shift
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ba'athlife
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
everyone is saying to boycott ed sheeran's music, but i'm not sure how i can possibly contribute to that more effectively than i already have been for my entire life
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Come along with me, to a cliff under a tree-" Frederator:
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
why is every menu item at kfc called something like the Filthy Sticky Fucking Tenessee Dirt Burger Bucket Meal like am i meant to want to eat that??
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i think any use of ai in a marketing capacity should immediately get you taken to court on false advertising charges
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i will never be able to thank my dad enough for raising me on a strict musical diet of new order during my formative years
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i fucking hate morrissey with every fibre of my being but god fucking damn if "i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now" isnt the realest shit any human being has ever written
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Kay And Skittles @kayandskittles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Having a legitimate political reason to hate Ed Sheeran who I have always disliked as an artist for being Very Dogshit is a beautiful moral balancing for having to be nice about Macklemore for political reasons despite him being, as an artist, Very Dogshit.
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
grip firmly like a beer
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
transgender benson boone be like troonbeam icecream diy hrt
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☭ Tankie Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @tankiegirl.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
Liberals clap their hands like seals the moment they get to spew their homophobic vitriol toward acceptable targets
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my name is AFAB Schrader... and you can go FFS yourself
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
congrats!!
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bee @beedubree.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(to the tune of dirty work by steely dan) netanyahu murdered charlie kirk, oh yeaaaah
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