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🐝 Paul 🐝

@beebig.bsky.social
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Lifelong Brentford FC fan. Owned by cats. Partial to Guinness and Bourbon. Does a bit of DJ’ing, kickboxing, bad guitar player. Does not run a podcast. Some other stuff. Be excellent to to each other!

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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
We’re all good. We’ve got to do the business and get the points. Can’t rely on other teams to drop points or goals. Our destiny always has to be in our own hands
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Figure skating has got to be corrupt. How can the guy who fell over, score more than the guy who didn’t?!?
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Lindsey Vonn! 🥺
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
On the nighty Mrs Dogzy told me not to drink, she’s puked and passed out. That’s my lifetime pass for doing fuck all sorted! 😀😀😀
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Masters of the Universe trailer looks frikkin awesome and Jamaica have qualified for the 296 Winter Olympics….my childhood is coming to reality 😆
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I say give it a chance. The signing says an intent to add some pace and get that midfield press up and working.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Just hit me up if you want any more tips or recommendations. Been going to Belfast and NI a few times a year for the last 25 years so I know it well. If you’re planning a drive around the coast I can give you lots of Game of Thrones locations
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The City Hall is a good place to visit as it’s free to walk around and do the tour, and it’s full of local history. The red bus tours are also very good, to give you an idea of the city.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Titanic museum is recommended. However, also walk across to the Titanic Hotel opposite. The bar used to be the old White Star drawing rooms. And it has the radio room where the distress signal was received.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Crown opposite The Europa Hotel is worth stopping in for a sit in one of the snugs. There is also The Harp in the cathedral quarter which is worth a look. If you fancy something more sophisticated with a good view, try the cocktail bar at The Grand Hotel.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The Running Man (1987) just started on Sky Movies. Who loves you and who do you love! 😆
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I endorse this message 👍
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’ve lost the plot with this Stranger Things finale
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Watching the cats okay football with a liquorice allsort is quiet entertaining
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Mudueke deserved to miss that penalty!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If sting dies, do we call him stung?!?
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Richarloson faked that injury just to get off the pitch 🤣
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It took me longer to get dressed in my layers than it did to take the lights down
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It’s taters out there and I’m gonna have to go out and bring down the Christmas lights
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JennEfur @hotlegs.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Fuck dry January. The worst month of the month and you want me to do it sober? Absofuckinglutely not. Wet January. Sopping, wringing, dripping, monsoon wet January here.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tonight I watched a grown ass woman licking chocolate off a marshmallow, then dipping said marshmallow back under the chocolate fountain. They live among us!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hello. I’m pulmonary embolism. I actually killed you for a minute and a half!
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Their Social Media presence is as fake as the polls about their support.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If you know any Reform voters, start calling them comrade. They don’t like it! 🤣
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
But you look amazing for 5am. I don’t look like that at 5am in the morning! 🤣
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
You’re very sensible. Mrs Dogzy is annoyed at me because I didn’t enjoy sitting in the cold and staying awake til 12. I would normally be very asleep by now
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Standing out in the bastard cold on Boscombe Beech wasn’t what I’d call fun. But apparently you have to try these things.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Kinnel. 3 hours I’ve got to sit here
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Christ, it’s another 4 hours of ‘fun’ to go before I can fuck off to bed
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Mrs Dogzy had told me to cheer up otherwise she would kill me. I made it worse by asking if it would be a swift death! 🤣
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I’m in a Green King pub on NYE waiting for a mixed grill. Fuck my life. I just want to be at home and order a Chinese takeaway and be in bed by 10
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I think there might be a real world application for harnessing the power of cat purrs as a cheap and sustainable, green energy source. I’m gonna science the shit out of this!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I always though I was an ok dude, but apparently I’m a fucking monster 😝
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Watching the news in the morning can be really bad for your mental health. As a white man, I’m apparently a potential rapist and responsible for putting misogyny into the world and also on the hook for slavery crimes that happened 500-300 years before I was born. I might go back to bed!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Last night I thought I enjoyed a couple of whiskeys with my friend on his birthday. According to Mrs Dogzy, I was an insufferable prat. I don’t remember getting home or acting in that way. I guess I don’t drink anymore if that can happen.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
How drunk was I last night on a scale between tipsy and trying to steal A car?!?
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
You might say he sucks! 😝
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
He found a new grift. Fuck all to do with Jesus!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I like having a flutter on the horses at certain points in the year. Boxing Day especially. I don’t mind other people joining in and picking out a horse. But never ask another living soul how much money they’ve bet unless you have evidence they might have a gambling problem 😩
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Ok, you win 😝
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
When you’re slightly neuro spicy, watching people fanning around opening presents, rather than just ripping into them, sends me fucking nuts!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas one and all!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The fucking matching pyjama brigade are out in force 😆
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
IT Welcome to Derry, actually makes the movies look pretty tame from a horror perspective.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I would just take that as a compliment Bints! 🤣
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Spot the cat competition
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Wishing you a very happy birthday 🎂🎉
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I don’t think we need the book TBH 🤣
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
We look better when he’s playing. Just settles everything down
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Outtara needs to be doing more too
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