🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Figure skating has got to be corrupt. How can the guy who fell over, score more than the guy who didn’t?!? 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 24/01/2026On the nighty Mrs Dogzy told me not to drink, she’s puked and passed out. That’s my lifetime pass for doing fuck all sorted! 😀😀😀 010
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 22/01/2026The Masters of the Universe trailer looks frikkin awesome and Jamaica have qualified for the 296 Winter Olympics….my childhood is coming to reality 😆 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/01/2026The Running Man (1987) just started on Sky Movies. Who loves you and who do you love! 😆 010
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Watching the cats okay football with a liquorice allsort is quiet entertaining 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Richarloson faked that injury just to get off the pitch 🤣 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 04/01/2026It’s taters out there and I’m gonna have to go out and bring down the Christmas lights 100
Reposted by 🐝 Paul 🐝JennEfur @hotlegs.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Fuck dry January. The worst month of the month and you want me to do it sober? Absofuckinglutely not. Wet January. Sopping, wringing, dripping, monsoon wet January here. 3162
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Tonight I watched a grown ass woman licking chocolate off a marshmallow, then dipping said marshmallow back under the chocolate fountain. They live among us! 010
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Hello. I’m pulmonary embolism. I actually killed you for a minute and a half! 030
Reposted by 🐝 Paul 🐝BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Their Social Media presence is as fake as the polls about their support. 20412177
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 02/01/2026If you know any Reform voters, start calling them comrade. They don’t like it! 🤣 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Standing out in the bastard cold on Boscombe Beech wasn’t what I’d call fun. But apparently you have to try these things. 120
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Christ, it’s another 4 hours of ‘fun’ to go before I can fuck off to bed 010
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I’m in a Green King pub on NYE waiting for a mixed grill. Fuck my life. I just want to be at home and order a Chinese takeaway and be in bed by 10 210
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I think there might be a real world application for harnessing the power of cat purrs as a cheap and sustainable, green energy source. I’m gonna science the shit out of this! 010
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I always though I was an ok dude, but apparently I’m a fucking monster 😝 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Watching the news in the morning can be really bad for your mental health. As a white man, I’m apparently a potential rapist and responsible for putting misogyny into the world and also on the hook for slavery crimes that happened 500-300 years before I was born. I might go back to bed! 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Last night I thought I enjoyed a couple of whiskeys with my friend on his birthday. According to Mrs Dogzy, I was an insufferable prat. I don’t remember getting home or acting in that way. I guess I don’t drink anymore if that can happen. 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025How drunk was I last night on a scale between tipsy and trying to steal A car?!? 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I like having a flutter on the horses at certain points in the year. Boxing Day especially. I don’t mind other people joining in and picking out a horse. But never ask another living soul how much money they’ve bet unless you have evidence they might have a gambling problem 😩 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 25/12/2025When you’re slightly neuro spicy, watching people fanning around opening presents, rather than just ripping into them, sends me fucking nuts! 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 20/12/2025IT Welcome to Derry, actually makes the movies look pretty tame from a horror perspective. 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Keith Andrew’s needs to be playing Damsgaard and Yarma from the start. Stop ducking around with the selection and formation. We know what works 000
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Lose today and we’re in the dogfight. Some of our players need to be doing a lot more to impress themselves into the game 110
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025We needed that goal! Damsgaard and Henry providing the pace 010
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025How can a player’s forehead be offside and give them an unfair advantage?!? The game has gone! 010
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Last few hours in the sun before we fly back to the cold 050
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Mrs Dogzy: you’re drunk Me: I’m not Mrs Dogzy: But you’ve been drinking Me: Say ‘kebab’ …nothing Me: say ‘pizza’…nothing Me:‘say ‘triple fired egg butty. Now you’re talking! 120
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I see the Red Bull and FIA syndicate in F1 is alive and well 010
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 22/11/2025A very entitled young lady is kicking off at the airport gate, because she’s been asked to remove her bag off the seat next to her so that somebody can sit down. One of the ground staff has very politely told her that seats are for people and not luggage. She’s fuming! 010
🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 18/11/2025This referee needs sacking. Poor decisions for the penalty and the red card 000