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🐝 Paul 🐝

@beebig.bsky.social
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Lifelong Brentford FC fan. Owned by cats. Partial to Guinness and Bourbon. Does a bit of DJ’ing, kickboxing, bad guitar player. Does not run a podcast. Some other stuff. Be excellent to to each other!

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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Figure skating has got to be corrupt. How can the guy who fell over, score more than the guy who didn’t?!?
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Lindsey Vonn! 🥺
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
On the nighty Mrs Dogzy told me not to drink, she’s puked and passed out. That’s my lifetime pass for doing fuck all sorted! 😀😀😀
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Masters of the Universe trailer looks frikkin awesome and Jamaica have qualified for the 296 Winter Olympics….my childhood is coming to reality 😆
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The Running Man (1987) just started on Sky Movies. Who loves you and who do you love! 😆
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’ve lost the plot with this Stranger Things finale
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Watching the cats okay football with a liquorice allsort is quiet entertaining
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Mudueke deserved to miss that penalty!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Richarloson faked that injury just to get off the pitch 🤣
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It’s taters out there and I’m gonna have to go out and bring down the Christmas lights
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JennEfur @hotlegs.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Fuck dry January. The worst month of the month and you want me to do it sober? Absofuckinglutely not. Wet January. Sopping, wringing, dripping, monsoon wet January here.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tonight I watched a grown ass woman licking chocolate off a marshmallow, then dipping said marshmallow back under the chocolate fountain. They live among us!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hello. I’m pulmonary embolism. I actually killed you for a minute and a half!
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Their Social Media presence is as fake as the polls about their support.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If you know any Reform voters, start calling them comrade. They don’t like it! 🤣
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Standing out in the bastard cold on Boscombe Beech wasn’t what I’d call fun. But apparently you have to try these things.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Kinnel. 3 hours I’ve got to sit here
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Christ, it’s another 4 hours of ‘fun’ to go before I can fuck off to bed
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I’m in a Green King pub on NYE waiting for a mixed grill. Fuck my life. I just want to be at home and order a Chinese takeaway and be in bed by 10
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I think there might be a real world application for harnessing the power of cat purrs as a cheap and sustainable, green energy source. I’m gonna science the shit out of this!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I always though I was an ok dude, but apparently I’m a fucking monster 😝
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Watching the news in the morning can be really bad for your mental health. As a white man, I’m apparently a potential rapist and responsible for putting misogyny into the world and also on the hook for slavery crimes that happened 500-300 years before I was born. I might go back to bed!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Last night I thought I enjoyed a couple of whiskeys with my friend on his birthday. According to Mrs Dogzy, I was an insufferable prat. I don’t remember getting home or acting in that way. I guess I don’t drink anymore if that can happen.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
How drunk was I last night on a scale between tipsy and trying to steal A car?!?
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I like having a flutter on the horses at certain points in the year. Boxing Day especially. I don’t mind other people joining in and picking out a horse. But never ask another living soul how much money they’ve bet unless you have evidence they might have a gambling problem 😩
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
When you’re slightly neuro spicy, watching people fanning around opening presents, rather than just ripping into them, sends me fucking nuts!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas one and all!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The fucking matching pyjama brigade are out in force 😆
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
IT Welcome to Derry, actually makes the movies look pretty tame from a horror perspective.
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Spot the cat competition
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Outtara needs to be doing more too
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Keith Andrew’s needs to be playing Damsgaard and Yarma from the start. Stop ducking around with the selection and formation. We know what works
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Lose today and we’re in the dogfight. Some of our players need to be doing a lot more to impress themselves into the game
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Nobody got on Calvert Lewin
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
We needed that goal! Damsgaard and Henry providing the pace
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Brentford playing very poorly by our standards
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
How can a player’s forehead be offside and give them an unfair advantage?!? The game has gone!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
FIFA really don’t understand football
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Make it stop!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This World Cup draw is shit
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Last few hours in the sun before we fly back to the cold
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Mrs Dogzy: you’re drunk Me: I’m not Mrs Dogzy: But you’ve been drinking Me: Say ‘kebab’ …nothing Me: say ‘pizza’…nothing Me:‘say ‘triple fired egg butty. Now you’re talking!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I see the Red Bull and FIA syndicate in F1 is alive and well
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
A very entitled young lady is kicking off at the airport gate, because she’s been asked to remove her bag off the seat next to her so that somebody can sit down. One of the ground staff has very politely told her that seats are for people and not luggage. She’s fuming!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It’s all quiet cosy tonight!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
HOLY SHIT….this game is insane
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Let’s hope the ref doesn’t play 5 mins of injury time
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Get in Scotland…what a game!
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Get in Scotland
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🐝 Paul 🐝 @beebig.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
This referee needs sacking. Poor decisions for the penalty and the red card
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