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@bee-off-main.bsky.social
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Bee/cafecliche, the Bluesky edition. Fandom dabbler and nap enthusiast. Every hour is still Wei Wuxian Crying Hours. AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/cafeclich…

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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, Wei Wuxian IS napping in the grass on an unseasonably warm fall day and the juniors are snickering at the noises he’s making in his sleep. I’m so glad you asked
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg happy Naptober everyone
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All I do is fucking win tbh
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So @dcyiyou.bsky.social just informed me that the new MDZS extra resurrected my ‘LQR and the cat/nephew in law he never wanted’ agenda???
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The first guy was so perfect. I could believe no one had ever told him no in his entire life. And now he’s Steve from Hill House
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still rewatching Game of Thrones. This Daario downgrade is crazy
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Your noble criminal best friend looks at you like you hung the moon. He coparents your daughter with you. Your other child is a shadow being who you sent to assassinate your brother, which was kind of like dropping a nuclear bomb on a baby
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You’re Stannis Baratheon. You’re the least charming man in the world. You’re in a cult now. You’re the leader of the cult. Your mistress has indoctrinated your wife into the cult. It’s kind of uncomfortable, even though you’re the leader of the cult
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rewatching Game of Thrones with Cair. Really enjoying the tragicomedy of Stannis Baratheon this time around
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Does anyone ever think about the CQL Phoenix Mountain Camp Rock edit
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bleet brought to you by the fact that despite being so-so on Tom Holland (he’s a fine little guy but he’s Not My Son), the fact that the new movie appears to have the correct level of Peter Parker Suffering intrigues me
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m past the peak of my Peter Parker mania but it always exists as a sleeper agent within me
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s 76 degrees… drink in hand sitting in a breezy beer garden breathlessly explaining the WNBA All-Star weekend drama to Cair
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ooooh gotcha gotcha 🫡 Then I suppose it’s MANGA TIME
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I see I am finally going to need to get off my ass and watch WHA
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’ve been starving for good horror for so long and Widow’s Bay literally saved my life
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Cair: Mamdani jumped in a pool in a suit? Me: skidding in from the kitchen: Mamdani did the mayoral inaugural swim???
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Damn… Rupert Giles really was in his late 30s in the first season of Buffy. He should’ve been at the club
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Weddings where half the participants are going absolutely ham to Wuji on the dance floor are particularly good
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I love weddings 🥰
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Richard Gadd had me in a vise grip until those last 30 seconds but I have no idea how to feel about that ending
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
HALF-MAN… what the hell lads
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Happy belated birthday!!
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh hey by the way [whispers] I have a new book out!! You can now buy THRALL, a college campus vampire horror, in many places books are sold ❤️
Me holding up my book, THRALL, with a press-on nail that has matching fangs
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Also man, Jingyan disdaining court politics so much and his two most beloved people are masters of the game. What a good fucking show
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
‘Kind and compassionate schemer’ is such a fun and rare character type. The only other one I can think of is my book boyfriend Peeta Mellark
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Character of all time. Just thinking about her
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Nirvana in Fire’s Consort Jing
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hi Orange!! ❤️ I hope you’re doing well!!
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m still here!!! I had a (joyous and necessary but rather strenuous) hysterectomy and recovery and then went straight into marketing my book that comes out a week from tomorrow, so I’ve been experiencing what scuba divers call “the bends”
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
LOL yes sorry I sent that reply even before it happened 🥲 MAN
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
LOL WAIT about what
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
DELROY LINDO I WILL AVENGE YOU. (I will also avenge you Wunmi Mosaku but I am at least also happy about Aunt Gladys Oscar)
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aiwen!🍃永不坠落的朝阳 @limgrave.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
oh the oscars are tonight. sinners sweep
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
COMES STAMPEDING OVER
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🥨 zoë 🥨 @zoenold.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
hi 🏹🦎 i made more things happen to matoba and natori in which matoba thinks about death in a village in the mountains and companionship in the face of what he foresees as a short life, but—no, he's not thinking about that, he doesn't have the time— read here! archiveofourown.org/works/81266586 :)
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I have never been much of a soda person but ginger ale has basically become my champagne while I’ve been recovering from surgery. Shane Hollander was literally right for drinking nothing but this
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Love that he is two steps from putting her in his phone as “🌈🌹My Princess🌈🌹” and meanwhile she’s probably sending him texts like “black bag trash bin your 2 o’clock, avoid cameras”
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Still thinking about The Glory. Moon Dong-eun and Joo Yeo-jeong are such all-timer heterosexuals to me
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I am stressed as hell about Santos using that AI app!!!
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Taking a break from my marathon of The Glory this evening for The Pitt Thursday. Will it be too real? Perhaps. But I’ve gotta see my guys
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Thank you Claire!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I am officially without a uterus (AND without a big belly full of endometriosis) 😌😌😌 Currently recovering in the only way I know how: lots of TV and lots of naps
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oooh thank you for these! I just finished Dredge the other day (which I loved) but haven’t played the rest yet!
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
OH!! SO TRUE!!!
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Thank you so much for these! How are you enjoying life on the other side of the hysto?
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oooooh my roommates love A Little to the Left. Maybe it’s finally my time to try
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Omg wait I have not
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