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Becca Royal-Gordon

@beccadax.soincredibly.gay
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Possibly the only poly trans lesbian compiler engineer who’s never worked on Rust. Fan writer (current obsession: works of Alyson Greaves). Basic Balmung miqo’te. Works on Swift at the fruit company.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its okay to sincerely like things
cover of THIS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE GETS ME OFF IN A FUN AND SINCERE WAY BECAUSE IT’S OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY POPULAR THINGS WITHOUT BEING SHAMED FOR THE PERCEIVED “BASICNESS” OF THEIR BEVERAGE CHOICES featuring a ladybuck on the left with red hair lookin confident in her beverage choice. on the right is a to-go cup from coffee shop ALSO lookin good
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 04/10/2026
Showed @quephird.bsky.social the implementation of integers in the standard library and she was like "this is all just a bunch of gybberish."
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 03/10/2026
I implore all cis people to read this.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 04/10/2026
jfc, did the entirety of silo s3 exist solely to make a pun about helen of troy
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 03/10/2026
what if we kissed 🥰 after making the bed 😳 and we were all blahajes 🦈
Two large stuffed sharks, nose to nose, and two small stuffed sharks (one in trans colors), also nose to nose, on a bed with white sheets and a dark wood-and-leather headboard.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 02/10/2026
Wait *what*
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Swift Language @swift.org · 02/10/2026
Google: “[Swift] has matured into a viable systems and cloud language, pairing Rust-like data-race safety with predictable, reference-counted performance.” Announcing their Swift-based cloud SDK for backend services: cloud.google.com/blog/topics/...
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Introducing the Server Side Cloud Swift SDK | Google Cloud Blog
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 02/10/2026
Kind of astonishing that Ticketmaster doesn't have a way to automatically add events to your calendar.
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Kevin Donoghue @donoghuek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anakin-Padme meme, with Padme assuming Irish will be required
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 30/09/2026
Recently, I did a wonderful interview with the indefatigable @emilystjams.bsky.social about trans people's online information environment and why there are very strong incentives to spread panic. It was a wide-ranging discussion that I think is more relevant than ever.
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What's the matter with trans panic media?
Scholar Katherine Alejandra Cross on why it's so profitable to "sell panic to trans people."
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 01/10/2026
Slightly weirded out by targeted advertising for laser…
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 28/09/2026
New girl problem: caught my hair in the car door.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 27/09/2026
maybe she's born with it; maybe it's spironolactone
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 27/09/2026
"That's like saying, 'Well, someone's gonna break my leg sooner or later, so I might as well break it myself now'." "No, it's like saying, 'I might as well *get paid to* break it myself now'."
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 26/09/2026
Kludged together a yellow curry dish that might be the tastiest thing I've had all week.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 26/09/2026
I saw a *really* dumb Quora question in my email and couldn't resist.
Question: I claimed to be a transgender woman to avoid military service, and now I'm being asked for proof. What should I do?

Answer: I believe the next step is to repeatedly double down on convincing them: buying clothes, choosing a new name, learning makeup, getting a new haircut, training your voice, getting facial hair removal, starting hormones, etc. Along the way, you might also meet an attractive man or woman (depending on your preferences, which might surprise you) who falls in love with the new you, not knowing that it’s all a ruse; you feel intensely guilty about playing along, but you‘re too into them to turn them down. Eventually you realize that you didn’t really do it to avoid military service—it was the truth all along, and now you get to live as a woman for real and become the attractive man or woman’s wife.

At least, that’s how it goes in the trans fiction I’ve read. I’m sure real life works the same way!
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 26/09/2026
"There's still time for them to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Though not much time—it's the bottom of the ninth." "I believe in them—they've pulled it off before." "Never underestimate the Angels."
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 25/09/2026
When I was growing up, my family was in the habit of putting items that needed to be taken upstairs on the bottom stair so we would remember to do it later. That was just a collective ADHD hack, wasn't it?
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Harlan Haskins @harlanhaskins.com · 24/09/2026
Swift Testing was updated to support Embedded Swift on `main` so of course you know what that means
A Game Boy Advance displaying the console output from a Swift Testing example test suite
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
I went to a cis wedding and the only person making out with the bride was the groom? ?? Can someone explain
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 22/09/2026
She probably won't thank me for posting this, but if you love Danielle she needs to hear that from you today.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 22/09/2026
Today marks five years since I started HRT. Sometimes science works like fucking magic. Still the best decision I've ever made.
Becca, a woman with curly brown/gray hair with a few red locks, wearing a lacy black top and a trans pride necklace, smiles in front of red umbrellas under a dark sky. Becca leans against a white wall and smiles at the camera.Becca leans against a white wall, a lace-gloved hand in her hair and a smirk on her lips that suggests she knows something you don’t.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 21/09/2026
finally, a technology that marries a computer's lack of common sense with a human's unreliability
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 21/09/2026
Feel like I've spent my entire adult life asymptotically approaching becoming a full-blown prison abolitionist.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 20/09/2026
when all the fielders congregate on the pitchers mound is that a standup meeting
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 20/09/2026
OH: "Hey, Siri, hit a home run."
Angels player Jose Siri, facing away, at bat.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 20/09/2026
PSA: @quephird.bsky.social is absolutely adorable with small children.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 19/09/2026
Royal flush playing Omaha with my family. I think this is the first time I've gotten that in over thirty years of poker.
A poker table from overhead with nine cards visible. 

Hand: 2 of Diamonds, 9 of Spades, Queen of Hearts, Ace of Hearts.

Flop: Jack of Hearts, 10 of Hearts, Jack of Spades.

Turn: King of Hearts.

River: 6 of Hearts.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 18/09/2026
Snatched victory from the jaws of defeat at trivia night thanks to the last three questions happening to be about stuff I knew: • Ancient Greek inventors • Back To The Future • Weird national flags, for some reason?
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 17/09/2026
She would be very impressed by the job, but absolutely astonished by the gender.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 17/09/2026
OpenAI Announces That Maybe They Shouldn't Have Skipped Over That Alignment Research Thing After All
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 16/09/2026
Explain AuDHD to me Ok
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 15/09/2026
One thing I didn't anticipate about joining the Swift team was that I would become incapable of writing Swift code for more than a few hours, or spending more than a few days using my phone on vacation, without finding something I ought to file a radar about.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 13/09/2026
Grabbed a copy of *Much Ado About Nothing* for Reasons and holy shit, Beatrice is a banger factory.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 13/09/2026
🎶 Well, my wife broke down 🎶 And my dog left me 🎶 And I had to put down my truck
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 12/09/2026
ffxiv is polyphobic because i can only have one of my msq girlfriends follow me around at a time
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 12/09/2026
I've never met a human who's as fond of the sound of their own voice as Claude is.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 12/09/2026
My girlfriend is being mean and accusing me of being British :(
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, right about now, I emailed in my first contribution to the Parrot VM (since I didn't have CVS access yet) and fell into bed. Fortunately, nothing else of any significance happened that day.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 11/09/2026
Listening to "Lost In The Deep" from FFXIV and remembering that I've never had a video game reveal hit me quite as perfectly as entering the last chamber of Skydeep Cenote. It even hit the perfect point in the music to match what I was feeling.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 09/09/2026
Imagine being John Oliver's lawyer.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 08/09/2026
I need twelve of these graters.
A food grater that looks like an original series Star Trek communicator.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 05/09/2026
TIL that you can pass two log files to `tail` and it'll print both with a separator.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 03/09/2026
If you make a drawing that's half ASCII art, half emoji characters, is that mixed media?
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 01/09/2026
post your getaway vehicle
static.klipy.com
Star Trek DS9 Defiant Warp
ALT: Star Trek DS9 Defiant Warp
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 31/08/2026
I believe in America. I believe in our ability to provide government-funded health care through about sixty separate agencies that are impossible for any party to coherently control. Because that’s how we roll in the Land of the Free, baby. 🫡🇺🇸
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