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Becca Royal-Gordon

@beccadax.soincredibly.gay
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Possibly the only poly trans lesbian compiler engineer who’s never worked on Rust. Fan writer (current obsession: works of Alyson Greaves). Basic Balmung miqo’te. Works on Swift at the fruit company.

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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 03/10/2026
what if we kissed 🥰 after making the bed 😳 and we were all blahajes 🦈
Two large stuffed sharks, nose to nose, and two small stuffed sharks (one in trans colors), also nose to nose, on a bed with white sheets and a dark wood-and-leather headboard.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 26/09/2026
I saw a *really* dumb Quora question in my email and couldn't resist.
Question: I claimed to be a transgender woman to avoid military service, and now I'm being asked for proof. What should I do?

Answer: I believe the next step is to repeatedly double down on convincing them: buying clothes, choosing a new name, learning makeup, getting a new haircut, training your voice, getting facial hair removal, starting hormones, etc. Along the way, you might also meet an attractive man or woman (depending on your preferences, which might surprise you) who falls in love with the new you, not knowing that it’s all a ruse; you feel intensely guilty about playing along, but you‘re too into them to turn them down. Eventually you realize that you didn’t really do it to avoid military service—it was the truth all along, and now you get to live as a woman for real and become the attractive man or woman’s wife.

At least, that’s how it goes in the trans fiction I’ve read. I’m sure real life works the same way!
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 22/09/2026
Today marks five years since I started HRT. Sometimes science works like fucking magic. Still the best decision I've ever made.
Becca, a woman with curly brown/gray hair with a few red locks, wearing a lacy black top and a trans pride necklace, smiles in front of red umbrellas under a dark sky. Becca leans against a white wall and smiles at the camera.Becca leans against a white wall, a lace-gloved hand in her hair and a smirk on her lips that suggests she knows something you don’t.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 20/09/2026
OH: "Hey, Siri, hit a home run."
Angels player Jose Siri, facing away, at bat.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 19/09/2026
Royal flush playing Omaha with my family. I think this is the first time I've gotten that in over thirty years of poker.
A poker table from overhead with nine cards visible. 

Hand: 2 of Diamonds, 9 of Spades, Queen of Hearts, Ace of Hearts.

Flop: Jack of Hearts, 10 of Hearts, Jack of Spades.

Turn: King of Hearts.

River: 6 of Hearts.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 08/09/2026
I need twelve of these graters.
A food grater that looks like an original series Star Trek communicator.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 27/08/2026
Today's the three-year anniversary of the first chapter of my Dorley fanfic! To celebrate, let's make Persephone the absolute fucking worst. INVISIBLE STRING Omake: I Knew You Were Trouble AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/496... Scribble Hub: www.scribblehub.com/read/8509...
As she walks down the hall, she makes sure to take nice, hard steps so that her heels click sharply on the concrete floor. Let him hear the unexpected visitor coming; let the anticipation build.

When Maria calls her sponsoring style “theatrical”, Summer takes it as a compliment.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 23/08/2026
Remembered tonight that eight or nine years ago, when I was still an indie and was thinking about moving my server-side work to Swift, I considered creating a rough Swift equivalent to Ruby's ERB by adding exactly one language feature to the ones I had already designed:
func makeSignInForm(offeringSignUp: Bool) -> HTML = """
    <form method="post" action="\(attr: signInURL)">
        <label for="email">Email:</label>
        <input type="email" name="email">
        <label for="password">Password:</label>
        <input type="password" name="password">
        <input type="submit" value="Sign in">
        \(offeringSignUp ? #"<a href="\#(signUpURL)">Sign up</a>"# : "")
    </form>
"""
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 17/08/2026
If you see this, post a Star Trek
Jadzia Dax: “Wife problems, Chief?”

O’Brien: “How did you know?”

Dax: “Well, I’ve been a husband and I’ve been a wife, and I know that look from both sides.”
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 16/08/2026
Me when I take a social media break
Now Playing screen for Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 10/08/2026
California is simply the greatest place in the fucking world.
A hilly beach and an endless blue sea, sun glinting off the waves.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 27/07/2026
Zuul (possessing Dana) from Ghostbusters saying: “Choose the form of your destructor.”
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 12/07/2026
My timeline tonight
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 03/07/2026
Cast yourself as a villain.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 26/06/2026
INVISIBLE STRING One-Shot: The Altar Is My Hips In which two people at two parties each discover something important about themselves. AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/496763... Scribble Hub: www.scribblehub.com/read/850966-... (Happy Pride!)
Tabitha’s the one to raise her glass. “To Chloe,” she toasts her latest ex-boyfriend.

“To Chloe!” Then there’s clinking, and drinking, and coughing and retching. Whoever organized this shindig got the cheap vodka.

Summer wouldn’t change a single fucking thing.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 23/06/2026
Crudely edited meme of the headline “Heartbreaking: The Worst Technology You Know Just Made A Great Point”
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 20/06/2026
This was the absolute peak of in-person WWDC.
Jessica Paquette on stage in a red-and-white dress with a white half-slip underneath. Behind her, a slide says “Dash O Z” in very large letters, and then a smaller caption underneath says “Jessica is Canadian, so she says ‘zed’”
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 19/06/2026
I'm generous, hell yeah.
A “Bluesky license” for Becca in the style of a driver’s license. It lists her as a “Bluesky Veteran” and gives the following stats:

Web of Trust: 4 stars
Generosity: 5 stars
Streak: 4 stars
Engagement: 5 stars
Velocity: 2 stars
Veteran: 5 stars
Mileage: 2675
Peak: 02-04 UTC
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 16/06/2026
Ever since we started watching The Expanse, the way Luna looks in the sky has been living rent-feee in my head.
A crescent moon with the night section lit up by the lights of cities.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 11/06/2026
A little girl (labeled “Apollo”) is about to throw a handball (labeled “the gift of prophesy”) at three girls who are cringing away from her (labeled “random internet users just trying to be comedic”).
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 10/06/2026
👩‍🍳😘
Trans Congresswoman
McBride Wishes Nancy
Mace "Happy Pride"
After Mace Finishes 5th
In Primary
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 08/06/2026
Also pleased that this means there’s a new edition of The World’s Highest-Budget Transition Timeline!
A sad-looking dude becomes a happy woman over the course of five WWDC sessions (2020–2026).
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 08/06/2026
Almost forgot to post one of these… #wwdc26
Nine WWDC badges (09, 10, 11, 19, 22, 23, 24, 25, and 26) laid out in a grid. All are Becca’s, although some of them have deadnames covered with white stickers.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 08/06/2026
Yes, I'm one of the olive shirts at Apple Park today. Say hi if you see me! #wwdc26
Woman in a WWDC engineer shirt, holding up a stack of conference badges.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 31/05/2026
lol, forgot the selfie somehow 😅 mostly it's just red!
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 13/05/2026
Highly recommend
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 13/05/2026
Kinda like this one.
Becca’s wearing a black pinafore and black leather calf boots over lavender tights and a sleeveless lavender collared shirt. Her hair has a lavender streak too, and her lipstick is a bit on the purple side.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 03/05/2026
Post your warning sign
UNSAFE DYKE
KEEP CLEAR
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 03/05/2026
Thank you! It’s actually two separate pieces:
A black lace vest with a bit of boning. A long asymmetric black lace skirt.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 03/05/2026
My girlfriends liked this fit, so I figured I'd share it.
Mirror selfie of Becca, a white woman. Most of her outfit is black floral lace. Her top is sleeveless and has a bit of boning; her skirt is asymmetric, halfway down her calves in the back but well above her thigh on the left; her tights are almost fishnet-like in some places. Her calf boots are black leather. She’s wearing a silver necklace and a red streak in her brown hair, with matching red lipstick.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 28/04/2026
A totem of my earliest memory of gender dysphoria. The back lists my deadname, so I’m not posting it. 1/
A laminated Disneyland pass with a picture of a dark-haired five-year-old wearing big, nerdy glasses, giving a thumbs-up and and attempting to smile.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 27/04/2026
A scalp massager in the shape of a Shadow ship.
A scalp massager: a dozen curved wires with blunt ends, terminating in a handle. A Shadow starship from Babylon 5: a shimmering pitch-black spidery-looking craft with a dozen or more sharp spines facing forward and to the sides.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 25/04/2026
One of my favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation
LeVar Burton laying on a pile of children’s books on “Reading Rainbow”
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 24/04/2026
*Invisible String*, chapter 32. (The last three paragraphs of chapter 52 might be even better, but that would be a massive spoiler.)
One by one, first the cell doors, then the entry doors closed and locked, until every door in the cell block was shut tight. On the screen in front of her, she saw George peering through the glass of his cell, trying to see what was happening.

Then she shifted her hand to another row of buttons. One by one, the lights in the cells and hallway winked out, the camera feeds going inky black, until at the end of the hall, right above his head, there was only one bulb left burning for the condemned.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 21/04/2026
Or take a page from actual comics and put little editor’s notes in a box in the corner of the screen.
A yellow box with an asterisk followed by “As seen in Robin #3...to be fair, it was…complicated…—Damian apologist PK”
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 11/04/2026
it me
The Space Core from Portal 2.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 09/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
The women astronaut class from “For All Mankind” standing on the tarmac, wearing flight suits, safety gear, and (for the most part) aviator sunglasses.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 05/04/2026
After all,
Each and every one of us has a responsibility to help bring freedom to all and make the prophet's words come true.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 05/04/2026
Sitting in a reclining position (lesbianly)
Danielle and Becca, both smiling, with Danielle leaning back against Becca’s chestSame, but Becca is kissing Danielle’s hair
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 03/04/2026
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 31/03/2026
It's a rainy, dreary day, but even the days that aren't perfect are better than a good day before. Transitioning is the best decision I've ever made.
Becca, a white woman, from the chest up. She’s wearing a green dress, a brown jacket with silver snaps, and a silver necklace with a heart-shaped trans pride pendant, and is haloed by an oversized rainbow umbrella. She has dark brown eyes, a green streak in her curly brown hair, and a slight smile on her lips.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 26/03/2026
Told my girlfriend that I would be monitoring Swift CI this week and she put this together in reply.
A cowboy made mostly of Apple, CI, and build tool-related emoji, captioned “Howdy! I am the build sheriff!”
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 24/03/2026
Current status:
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 07/03/2026
Excited about the new M-5 computers.
The M-5 Multitronic Unit from Star Trek TOS S2E24 “The Ultimate Computer”.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 01/03/2026
A collection of windows. One says “Apollo 11 Lunar Module AGC simulation running!”; another has a spew of textual telemetry data; a third has a keypad and a couple of blank seven-segment displays; the last has a keypad, a grid of warning lights (none are illuminated), and a set of seven-segment displays showing the following in bright green:

PROG: Blank
VERB: 16
NOUN: 65
+00000
+00038
+02666
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 24/02/2026
I have a slightly different taxonomy.
Discord message from Becca Dax: “There are two kinds of sexologists, HSSOs (homosexual sexologists, closeted gay men wildly projecting their brainworms onto everyone else) and CRPs (clinicorapeophiles, straight men trying to coerce their patients into sex).”
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 20/02/2026
Can I get some "hell yeah"s in the chat
GitHub screenshot: swiftlang/swift number 87132
Module Interface: Enable module selectors by default
Merged to swiftlang main from Becca Dax mod squad for all
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 11/02/2026
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
A trans pride flag with an alligator and the words “Fuck Around And Find Out” printed on it, waving in the wind.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 05/02/2026
I believe I said…one of those things.
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Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax.soincredibly.gay · 03/02/2026
Weird flex to name your pizza joint after a dude who was posthumously stabbed in the tongue
Cicero’s Pizza
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