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Ivy

@becauseivy.bsky.social
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Director & Editor, Berlin-ish now. The bittersweetness of being human, the profound magic in the mundane. Work: ivyjelisavac.com

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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 3h
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Perrito Coqueto Sonriendo
ALT: Perrito Coqueto Sonriendo
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 5h
a ti?
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 5h
🩷🩷🩷
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 6h
ma joj
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 6h
doesn't have to be!
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guys they let anyone be a composer just do it
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
always and forever amen
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
popcorn paws!!!!!
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why he so soft and smell so good 😭
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for your email. My dog is demanding belly rubs so my response may be delayed. I will get back to you as soon as possible. Appreciate your patience!
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love him 😭
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javier grillo-marxuach @okbjgm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sometimes when someone asks how i am doing i want to ask “truth or social expediency?” so i know what to do
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reporting animal abuse for not creating him a space in the case
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😁🥰
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Timeline cleanse
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
could u... keep it
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love love but I didn't consent to watching irl porn while picking up medication you know
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I so get this!! Eating was a bad one too, people thought I just hated them. In yesterday's case I do have to say that their specific level of public display of intimacy in a setting from which others can't remove themselves (in line at the vet) was a general boundary violation though
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unironically about to throw up
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m gonna be lenient and only order jail time (solitary confinement) for this
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I HAVE BEEN IN THIS LINE FOR FOUR YEARS (twenty minutes) OF THIS
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mathaiaus

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Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s a couple in line whispering smooching tenderly caressing each other and this case of misophonia might finally be the one that kills me
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also when I home office too much and talk to nobody but my dog I end up saying “sit” instead of “have a seat” next time I interact with someone, will people be talking in prompts?
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking about how Twitter made me end up talking in disclaimers irl because if you posted I like dogs 😍 someone would say SO YOU WANT TO KILL ALL CATS, RIGHT NOW? and how that relates to how changed people and their communication style will be from talking to gd “AI”
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the PLAGUE
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly my kind of humour 🙌
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait there’s a spice? I meant the spray! It’s based on capsaicin after all, basically hot sauce?
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey Siri could I use mace as a condiment
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 03/10/2026
This is the reality of people gaining a basic income floor for the rest of their lives. They don't get lazy. They get busy. They get to doing all the things they consider meaningful, paid or not.
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And it gives you transferable skills! Plus as an artist having diverse quality inputs is gold
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Willing to bet cash money that his answer to whether he wants to have kids on his profile says “Not sure yet” yet
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YACHT @teamyacht.com · 13/09/2026
2026 in a nutshell
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haven’t tried Babel so maybe you’re already doing the best one!!
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The secret is Anki not Duolingo!! Godspeed 💪💪💪
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are alright! 🙏🏻
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But my body knew!
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Since I don’t care about being elite the muscle memory is enough a lot of the time to get back into it quickly. I played basketball as a teen then didn’t think about it for 20 years but when I suddenly found myself with a ball I could do a layup. Could not have explained to you how to do one
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just kinda go to archery on Thursdays and write on Fridays and make music on the weekend! And then during another season of life go swimmy wednesdays dance on fridays. And/or study a language 10 mins every day. Half a year later wait I speak Korean now? Life is long!
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
❤️ may her memory be a blessing. sending you love.
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
renew alliance how? i'm listening
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sounds like you also need to take up four million hobbies
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you for recognising my commitment
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s tough being a hot genius but someone’s gotta do it
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Completely agree! But also you can be 6-7/10 at a lot of things. Maybe 10/10 at only one thing. 8/10 at a few.
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everybody is like "You can't have so many hobbies you won't be any good at any of them" ok
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love it just from your post before even reading the article 🥹
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Ivy @becauseivy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Teammate at archery training got a bit upset that on top of taking archery classes and singing lessons and swimming and dancing I also played basketball in the past. He thinks that's a lot of hobbies to have! My sweet summer child
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