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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️

@beavisetc.bsky.social
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Normal and nice 😊 Chicagoan. She/her.

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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 2m
I woke up and felt like I could punch God this morning.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 2m
We are gonna manifest Swole Telsie
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 3m
You know I’m on that shit bsky.app/profile/beav...
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 6m
Seriously fuck him for that. I remember the first time I heard Through the Wire while driving to school I was like “well I guess this is my personality now”
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 29m
Hearing it* smh
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 31m
Frankly you’re heart it more and more
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 32m
Not breathing like Tony Soprano anymore >>>>>>>
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 33m
Inshallah I will at least be able to do 3x10 with 135 lbs again
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 39m
Slowly working my way back into benching a non embarrassing amount
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 1h
Me in college
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 1h
Fuck it, I’m in A Mood this morning youtu.be/yt2lLWxxV9w?...
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Re:Definition
YouTube video by Black Star - Topic
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 1h
gm youtu.be/MANhmoRJVPY?...
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Dead Prez - Hip Hop (Uncensored)
YouTube video by UPROXX
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
this shit isnt sustainable
google currency conversion interface edited to show a rising value of gas to ass, currently at 1 gallon per 56 minutes
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 1h
“Fuck it, let the Muscle Shoals guys go nuts with it”
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 2h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 16
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 8h
The group they supported thinks HIV is fake, you shouldn’t test for it, and AIDS just kinda happens. But also it isn’t a big deal and you shouldn’t take any sort of medication to manage it.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 8h
“You know the fun band with the Mentos music video? Yeah the one with the guy from Nirvana. Well it turns out they also know a lot about how HIV doesn’t cause AIDS. Who knew?”
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 8h
ARod is aging into Dr Andross from Star Fox
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 8h
Idk what I was even going for with this one
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 8h
Christian Yelawolf
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 8h
ME AND WHO
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah but he wasn’t putting up 6-7 WAR seasons on the brewers like he did for the royals
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 10h
GOAT youtu.be/wA3pD33ym-w?...
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Hey Jude
YouTube video by Wilson Pickett - Topic
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 10h
They don’t have anyone as cool as Lorenzo Cain but it also doesn’t feel as weird and anachronistic as that Royals team did.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 10h
We simply gotta give it up for Stelly on this one
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah but this Brewers team somehow feels even less remarkable?
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah it was one of the ones Jeff sang and Jay kinda resented how popular it got
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 10h
Cooper Pratt is Spencer Pratt’s son
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 10h
Much to think about with this one
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 10h
Reddit I can never quit you
Ned Stark with a gun
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
And why wouldn’t they?
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
Denial of Hellenistic excellence
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
When I lived in Noble Square I never saw any of them. I did see Cristiano Felicio out walking his French bulldog a bunch
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
Professor Pizza rocks tho
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
I’ve someone never seen any of them out and about but then again, I don’t make it over to the Burger Baron much anymore
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
They would have had too much sauce to even imagine
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
I can’t wait to wake up and choose to visually experience all of the Barstool fellas on TV. I love to see them almost as much as I love to hear them
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
The Contreras boys need to come out of their shells a little bit, show some fire and personality
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
😊 thank you!
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11h
You have inspired me to kick the Damn Bitch You Live Like This habit
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 12h
Yaaaaaas. Bulgarian Split Squats are no joke
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 13h
It’s closer to reality than you may think
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 13h
Of course. The suits are the main event
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 13h
Oh yeah this was an “I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror” post
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 13h
Now we’re talking
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 13h
Girl who dresses and wears her hair like Val Kilmer in HEAT
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 13h
A Punch-Up at a Wedding is also incredibly good
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 13h
I’m a diehard HTTT supporter. Sail to the Moon is a top three Radiohead song for me
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 13h
Oh it absolutely wasn’t
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 14h
Are you saying A Moon Shaped Pool *wasn’t* great???
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