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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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DavBatz @davbatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good Morning! It is Thursday September 24. #OTD In 1825, Frances E. Watkins Harper was born. She was an American abolitionist, suffragist, poet, teacher, public speaker, and writer. Beginning in 1845, she was one of the first Black women to be published in the United States. #Herstory
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you optimize a model to find exploits, you should expect it to find them—and prepare for that. OpenAI didn't. They built a model, removed the safeguards, gave it the ExploitGym task, let it run, and didn't even monitor it. That's human decision-making. mail.cyberneticforests.com/models-dont-...
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Models Don't Go Rogue
Stochastic Flocks & Cybersecurity 'Pandemonium' 💡This essay was drafted from my appearance on Mél Hogan's podcast, The Data Fix, discussing the OpenAI / Hugging Face hack. Embedded below or find it o...
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 10/09/2026
Looking forward to the future of dual screen foldable phone designs
Motorola v60 flip phone, from 2001
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 04/09/2026
The Benny Hill theme music seems appropriate for this one.
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I Am The Cavalry @iamthecavalry.org · 01/08/2026
Happy Birthday to us! 13 years ago at @bsideslv.org … w/ @joshcorman.bsky.social Nick Percoco … met @beauwoods.com an hour later Saving lives since 2013
Titles from the original 2013 I Am The Cavalry talk. The slide says: 
The Cavalry Isn't Coming 
Starting the Revolution to FSCK it all!
Nicholas J. Percoco & Joshua Corman
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 26/07/2026
Six months away. Exciting!
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...
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Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 01/07/2026
A brief, unauthorized history of tech: -60s-70s: this seems fun -80s-90s: it's my way to find myself and my community -2000s: we can build ANYTHING! -2010s: wait WHY are we making this addictive? -2020s: yeah but if WE don't use all the Earth's resources, somebody else might and we don't want that!
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 27/06/2026
Me, on any given day trying to get some work done in spite of all the scam offers to extend a line of credit, buy the company, or assuring me that I authorized myself to pay an invoice. Except the kids are adorable.
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Chuck Davis @ckd3.net · 25/06/2026
Enjoyed joining @hackersonthehill.org in Washington, DC. Cybersecurity isn’t just a technology challenge. It’s also about governance, public policy, and collaboration. Thanks @beauwoods.com and everyone who organized the event. What cybersecurity policy issue deserves more attention from Congress?
Mock Congressional HearingHackers on the Hill sign hanging next to the Hearing Room signThe Capitol building
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Institute for Security and Technology @istorg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🚀 #CriticalEffectDC ended with the annual #CyberPolicySharkTank, hosted by @beauwoods.com! After Stacey Myers, John Cavanaugh & Nicholas Carroll pitched our Sharks, Nicholas took home first place for Albert for Water, a cybersecurity playbook for under-resourced water utilities. Congratulations!
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 16/06/2026
The hacker/witnesses misunderstood the request to "swear in" and swore instead.
Cybersecurity researchers swear in mock congressional testimony
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 16/06/2026
We're underway with our "Filibuffer Overflow" mock congressional hearing at Hackers on the Hill DC 2026
Cybersecurity researchers sit as witnesses in a mock congressional hearing at Hackers on the Hill DC 2026Congressional staffer addresses Hackers on the Hill crowd walking through the process of a congressional testimony
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 16/06/2026
We are now on the hill and getting ready to go for our mock hearing at 3! If you signed up, check your email for a last minute location change. The new space is gonna be DOPE!
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 15/06/2026
Hackers on the Hill DC 2026 is tomorrow! If you signed up for the event, check your email for final acceptance notifications and UPDATED logistics. We'll see you all there! Want to find out early when we're doing the next one? Sign up for our notification list at hackersonthehill.org
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Hackers on the Hill | Where technical truth meets policy power
Hackers on the Hill puts hackers and policymakers in the same room to talk about cyber policy. An all-volunteer initiative from I Am The Cavalry since 2017, now global.
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Jay Beale @neutrino.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Time to level up on K8s security. I won't oversell my Agentic AI-Aided #Kubernetes Attack & Defense class - I'll just let 4 people I respect say what they got out of it. @blackhatevents.bsky.social Las Vegas in August! tinyurl.com/bhus26-kube-... @malwarejake.bsky.social @grahamhelton.bsky.social
Quotes about Jay Beale's Agentic AI-Aided Kubernetes Attack and Defense class from previous students.

"I took this at BlackHat last year from @jaybeale and it was fantastic. Can't recommend it enough." - by Jake Williams

"I've said this before and I'll say it again,[@jaybeale](https://x.com/jaybeale)'s kubernetes training is probably the best way to learn kubernetes security right now. I took it about a year ago and learned a ton even though I've been leading Kubernetes offensive security efforts for ~2 years." - Graham Helton

"FWIW Really enjoying opening day of the class diving into containers from first principles before going into attack and defense. Honestly BEST deep introduction to container fundamentals I’ve encountered, and I’ve heard many (and teach it myself at work.)" - Kerry Bonin

"This was an awesome class! I hit the "brain full" state early on the third day. Being able to talk with the instructor and other students helped greatly. ..." - PacketGeek
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Ben Adida @benadida.com · 11/06/2026
I'm impressed with Apple's Private Cloud Compute and its extension to Google Cloud. Servers with a verified boot chain, attesting to their verified status to clients. Stateless computation. Hardened supply chain. This is a massive investment in privacy. security.apple.com/blog/expandi...
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Expanding Private Cloud Compute - Apple Security Research
Alongside the next generation of Apple Intelligence, today we’re expanding Private Cloud Compute (PCC) beyond Apple’s data centers. When Apple introduced Private Cloud Compute in 2024, we defined a ne...
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 04/06/2026
We extended our Cyber Policy Shark Tank registration to Monday, June 8, at 5pm Eastern. Your moment to shine, or sink. Also, Hackers on the Hill DC registration for June 16 is open, so grab your spot: hackersonthehill.org/us-2026/
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Hackers on the Hill | Where technical truth meets policy power
Hackers on the Hill puts hackers and policymakers in the same room to talk about cyber policy. An all-volunteer initiative from I Am The Cavalry since 2017, now global.
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Institute for Security and Technology @istorg.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
🚀 Cyber Policy Shark Tank is returning to #CriticalEffectDC! Led by @iamthecavalry.org & @hackersonthehill.org @beauwoods.com, cyber policy innovators will have the opportunity to pitch a specific, actionable policy idea to Congressional staffers. ➡️ Apply by 6/8: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 02/06/2026
Three days left to toss your idea into the Cyber Policy Shark Tank. Pitches close Friday at 11:59pm Eastern. Registration for Hackers on the Hill DC on June 16 is open too, with more time on that one. Dive in: hackersonthehill.org/us-2026/
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 01/06/2026
Somebody hit the button a little bit early. We're now LIVE with Hackers on the Hill and Cyber Policy Shark Tank registrations. hackersonthehill.org/us-2026/
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Hackers on the Hill | Where technical truth meets policy power
Hackers on the Hill puts hackers and policymakers in the same room to talk about cyber policy. An all-volunteer initiative from I Am The Cavalry since 2017, now global.
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 01/06/2026
Hello from NaClCON
Instax printout of a photo with Casey, Andrew, Josh, and Beau. Sitting in a wooden picking table. From NaClCON.
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 31/05/2026
Another Hackers on the Hill is on its way to you, the afternoon of June 16th! And we'll also be running another Cyber Policy Shark Tank, with the finals June 18 at Critical Effect. Register Monday for both on MONDAY at hackersonthehill.org/us-2026/
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 29/05/2026
It's coming....
A cute squeaky shark smiles at you invitingly, reminding you that Cyber Policy Shark Tank is a thing and that you should get a dope policy idea ready to submit.
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Retronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Happy 40th anniversary to the grandfather of console RPGs, Japanese RPGs, and Japanese console RPGs: Dragon Quest arrived on this day in 1986 for the Nintendo Famicom.
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Dragon Warrior Ghost Battle
Alt: a Ghost draws near in the (English language version) of the original Dragon Quest
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/05/2026
"This isolated incident does not reflect who we are as a modern society and does not need to be taught to our youth."
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The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
“This isolated incident does not reflect who we are as a modern society and does not need to be taught to our youth.” 1/26/25 5/4/25 5/4/26
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 04/05/2026
In life, be an artoo not a threepeeo
R2D2 and C-3PO walking across Tatooine. 3PO is complaining and R2 is getting on with it.
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 11/04/2026
Getting closer to the Internet of Shit, we move from Smart Home to Farty Pants. www.instagram.com/reel/DVgt2Xt...
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Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 05/04/2026
Elastic's security team has released Supply Chain Monitor, an internal tool that monitors top npm and PyPI packages for supply chain compromises, a tool that also caught the recent Axios incident www.elastic.co/security-lab... github.com/elastic/supp...
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How we caught the Axios supply chain attack — Elastic Security Labs
Joe Desimone shares the story of how he caught the Axios supply chain attack with a proof of concept tool built in an afternoon.
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 23/03/2026
I know of another Ecuadorean cybersecurity execs. Wonder when the article on her will drop....
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Daemontamer @daemontamer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hey @bsidessf.org & @rsaconference.bsky.social peoples. @iamthecavalry.org is here! @joshcorman.bsky.social & I are keeping the @bsideslv.org hallcon energy solar powered. Come chat on the green, if you also haven't seen the sun in a while, or even if you have, & just wanna talk.
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IoT Botnet @bfbcping.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The beer pours a lighter color than many - possibly most - of the light lagers that I've had. #Beer #Review #Atlanta #Lager www.bfbcping.com/2026/03/mond...
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Monday Night "Atlanta 404" Lager
There is the strange, almost conspiratorial way some types of beverages all cluster around, say, 30% ABV . And then there is this little gu...
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
42 years ago 'Minor Threat' aka 'First Two Seven' Inches is a compilation album by the American hardcorepunk band Minor Threat, released in March 1984 and consists of the first two extended plays 'Minor Threat' and 'In My Eyes' . #punk #punkrock #minorthreat #punkrockhistory
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BSides Buffalo @bsidesbuffalo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
GIVEAWAY CONTEST: For those who don't know, these are our Speakers' Scarves - we give these away as a thank you gift every year for the people who volunteer to present at the conference.
Four soccer-style scarves with BSIDES BUFFALO woven into them.
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Beau Woods @beauwoods.com · 03/03/2026
These things have always been true: 1. The ability to generate buggy code has never been greater. 2. The ability to find bugs in code has never been greater. 3. The ability to fix bugs in code has never been greater. 4. Many, many more people want to do 1 or 2 than 3. Now scale this with AI.
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 10/02/2026
Today is the day! Our first ever Hackers on the Hill Colorado (and first ever US State-level event) kicks off in about an hour. Hope to see you there!
Colorado state Capitol building with its characteristic dome against a cloudy morning sky
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 09/02/2026
Made it to Denver early. Doing recon at the Capitol before Tuesday’s Hackers on the Hill Colorado event. Can you ever really be too early to work on cyber policy? Sign up to be the first to know when new events drop: hackersonthehill.org/colorado-2026
The Colorado State Capitol building and its gold dome seen through bare winter trees at dusk, with streetlamps lining the walkways below.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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sasha: mischief and monsters edition @trashphalt.beauty · 26/12/2025
💪
The Rule of Life is the Rule of The Pit.
If you see someone down,
Help Them Up.
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 18/12/2025
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House (and Senate)... A recap 🧵 of Hackers on the Hill 2025 and a look ahead to 2026
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 12/12/2025
We're headed to Denver, alongside @wildwesthackinfest.bsky.social on February 10, 2026! Submit your interest to engage with state policymakers at the first ever Hackers on the Hill Colorado. forms.gle/d7s9EjbFece9... More details coming soon... #HackersOnTheHill
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
37 years ago In December 1988, a photo book documenting the beginnings of the D.C. hardcore punk scene was released. “Banned In DC” is a “must have” for every music lover’s bookshelf #punk #punks #punkrock #bannedindc #hardcorepunk #hardcore #history #punkrockhistory
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Aerospace Village @aerospacevillage.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
This week at TenguCon, our own Henry Danielson will be sharing about the Aerospace Village and outer space attacks and the space grand challenge! Stay tuned for all the fun.
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 17/11/2025
It’s official — the Policy Village schedule for #BSidesOttawa is now posted. Join sessions where security, policy, and innovation meet. 🔗 bsidesottawa.ca/policy-villa... #PublicPolicy #CyberSecurity #BSides
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Policy Village - BSidesOttawa
Policy Village is not about corporate policies such as Acceptable Use Policy… Nor is it about implementing technical controls or anything like that. Rather, it’s about understanding the ways that…
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Hackers on the Hill @hackersonthehill.org · 14/11/2025
Attending Policy Village at #BSidesOttawa next week and *thirsty* for more cyber policy content? Join the organizers and speakers for a Cyber Policy Happy Hour on Wednesday, November 19 from 4:30-6:30 at D'Arcy McGee's! maps.app.goo.gl/sbiCuqRwosVF...
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D'Arcy McGee's · 44 Sparks St., Ottawa, ON K1P 1C7, Canada
★★★★☆ · Restaurant
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