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Beau D'Lollocks

@beaudlollocks.bsky.social
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Please don't include me in any starter packs. Unsolicited DM's and pornography get a block. #LUFC #Yorkshireman Does anyone have the knitting pattern for a guillotine?

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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 3h
Nah, they'll save one of those for the Easter special.
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Rod Evans @ultra-rejoiner.bsky.social · 4h
Doesn't this make you sick? Please sign below to help stop it. secure.avaaz.org/en/campaigns...
secure.avaaz.org
Ban trophy hunting in Romania
Romania is rolling out the red carpet to trophy hunters, with 1,000 bears at risk. Sign to stop making bear hunting a tourist attraction!
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 9h
This was the issue that caused me to start my monthly payments.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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KB DogsRule @kbdogsrule.bsky.social · 12h
What a weak, whiny, pathetic loser. Men who blame women for everything are the same men who rape, abuse, and murder women and girls.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WTH???
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Never a truer word written.
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Mr. Poop @mikesettele.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Superficial Intelligence is probably the more accurate name anyway
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Janet Beale 🇵🇸 @janet-beale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
morningstaronline.co.uk/article/no-m...
morningstaronline.co.uk
‘No moral government should tolerate Palantir's involvement in our NHS’
PATIENTS, health workers, and members of the public gathered in more than 40 protests across England today to demand an end to spy tech firm Palantir’s role in the NHS.In London, protesters converged ...
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wish I could be with you but I'm getting ready for what is happening in Britain.
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Tractor Boy🚜 #FBPE 🇪🇺 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @tommoitfc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is such a good point and one that will not have occurred to millions. please help share if you agree…
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fit for a king.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And fire grenades at children.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Straight to a courtroom I hope. #tRamp 🍊💩
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or the place in Tennessee where they botch injections.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw him play a few times at ER and once at the City Ground. Terrific keeper, one of the greatest.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why bother to deport? There are plenty in the USA.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sadly only available from Amazon in Britain atm. On my list for later.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never mind the press, the Labour meltdown will be extraordinary.
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Crabby Husky Lady @crabbyhuskylady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Auntie Crabby has your biology lesson right here. Neither one belongs in politics.
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The rich keep us fighting each other so we never realise who's actually fucking us. #SocialistSunday
Protest sign:
The rich want a race war and culture war so we don't unite for a class war.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Current affairs is the very definition of news. #fartage
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, right. #FratMan
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's quite something of an arsehole to make Erdogan look like one of the good guys.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My fingers went yellow today. *Is it getting someone else to do it?
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm on one of theirs now. 35 minutes late.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brilliant, now do Holland(aise sauce).
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lovely photos, now guess what my current earworm is. #MASH
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'Space Plants' reminds me of the little shop of horrors.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't think that the devil will have much of a problem torturing such a coward. #tRamp
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He can also spell 'Lie'.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many scams per day is he pulling? #tRamp
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you, AOC 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 “Students vs. Billionaires” town hall in Ithaca hosted by More Perfect University. She opened by addressing the lawsuit from a former Cornell student, identified as Jane Doe. #Cornell 🌸💖 #Pinks 🌸💖
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a mark of the corruption of our whole way of thinking about the world that trying to meet a planetary emergency is routinely described as “ideological”, while continuing to accelerate it is presented as “pragmatic” and “economic”.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They were diesel thieves. From London. Trump has driven the price up everywhere. The foreign state is the #USA.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Traitor? He's not even a real citizen. #ICE #Deport
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Unlock Democracy @unlockdemocracy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A year ago this week, Andy Burnham told a Labour Conference event that ‘PR is an idea whose time has come.’ Now, as Prime Minister, he has kickstarted the process to deliver it. A huge moment for everyone who believes in fair votes! Time is running out on First Past the Post.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A two-panel meme featuring scenes from Star Trek: The Original Series. In the top panel, Communications Officer Uhura operates her console and says, "It’s a lot of words, Captain, but none of them make any sense." In the bottom panel, Captain Kirk and his crew look at the main viewscreen displaying Donald Trump speaking behind a lectern with American flags behind him, as Kirk responds, "Put it on the screen."
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Roger. ✈️ Over.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surely nobody is that desperate?
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Quiet Majority @majorityquiet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
c.org/HcNnf4JFFT
c.org
Sign the Petition
Designate Patriot Platform as a proscribed terrorist organisation
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If it really is diesel theft then Trump is the root cause.
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Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, stop it now, we’ve been here before. Your plan is true, your course set. All that’s needed is momentum. Lift that foot & lean forward. There you go! You got this. Let’s go! Be careful. Be safe. Be shiny. Be glimmer. Be you to the full. Take no shit. (Cat lovers - change ‘dog’ for ‘cat’)
(You can hange ‘dog’ with ‘cat’)

not in a church.
not
in a book.
not where


they told me
to
look.
he was

just love

with fur.

with paws.
Just peace
i met
Sod
in a dog.
just
something holy without any laws.
& when he
leaned
against my knee the dark lost
its
grip on me.
no holy answer came from above.
just a dog
showing me what god meant by love.
i met god in a dog.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I suppose I should be glad that I don't know what that means.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You've lost me already. #Stooze
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nobody knew.
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another pandemic but one that really has come out of a laboratory.
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