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Beau D'Lollocks

@beaudlollocks.bsky.social
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Please don't include me in any starter packs. Unsolicited DM's and pornography get a block. #LUFC #Yorkshireman Does anyone have the knitting pattern for a guillotine?

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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you, AOC 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 “Students vs. Billionaires” town hall in Ithaca hosted by More Perfect University. She opened by addressing the lawsuit from a former Cornell student, identified as Jane Doe. #Cornell 🌸💖 #Pinks 🌸💖
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a mark of the corruption of our whole way of thinking about the world that trying to meet a planetary emergency is routinely described as “ideological”, while continuing to accelerate it is presented as “pragmatic” and “economic”.
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Unlock Democracy @unlockdemocracy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A year ago this week, Andy Burnham told a Labour Conference event that ‘PR is an idea whose time has come.’ Now, as Prime Minister, he has kickstarted the process to deliver it. A huge moment for everyone who believes in fair votes! Time is running out on First Past the Post.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A two-panel meme featuring scenes from Star Trek: The Original Series. In the top panel, Communications Officer Uhura operates her console and says, "It’s a lot of words, Captain, but none of them make any sense." In the bottom panel, Captain Kirk and his crew look at the main viewscreen displaying Donald Trump speaking behind a lectern with American flags behind him, as Kirk responds, "Put it on the screen."
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Quiet Majority @majorityquiet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
c.org/HcNnf4JFFT
c.org
Sign the Petition
Designate Patriot Platform as a proscribed terrorist organisation
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Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, stop it now, we’ve been here before. Your plan is true, your course set. All that’s needed is momentum. Lift that foot & lean forward. There you go! You got this. Let’s go! Be careful. Be safe. Be shiny. Be glimmer. Be you to the full. Take no shit. (Cat lovers - change ‘dog’ for ‘cat’)
(You can hange ‘dog’ with ‘cat’)

not in a church.
not
in a book.
not where


they told me
to
look.
he was

just love

with fur.

with paws.
Just peace
i met
Sod
in a dog.
just
something holy without any laws.
& when he
leaned
against my knee the dark lost
its
grip on me.
no holy answer came from above.
just a dog
showing me what god meant by love.
i met god in a dog.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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Seadog Dean🦋💙 @seadogdean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#FDT
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Dale Walls @dalewalls1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A reminder…. DON’T LET THEM STEAL YOUR VOICE!! 💙👊🏽
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
via Anti Fascist League
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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bob-lamb.bsky.social @bob-lamb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Todays Headline 9/22
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'Did you know that there's a B in crumbs?
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aRemedy @aremedy.org · 21/09/2026
Capitalism, like communism, is an evil failed system with a tiny group of clueless cruel elites exploit and abuse billions of people. To argue about which is better is to argue about WHO you want to be abused by. The right answer is nobody. We are not doing this. We are dine with this.
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Make The Planet Great Again... @turquoisemarble.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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𝓒𝒽𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓕𝓁𝑜𝓎𝒹 💙🌈🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦📎 [🖕🧊] @chuckfloyd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Putting a barcode on my feline friend. To read it would require a cat scan.
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Lonely Planet without Visa 行者 @dlan66.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Heaven's sakes #Yorks Somerset are running away with this. 8-1
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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LorriefromCanada @lorriefmp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Show them all!! 🤬
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⚖️ 💋 @moonluna34.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“You can’t talk about hope if you can’t see reality. And, reality is pretty bleak, but that’s the starting point” — Chris Hedges
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Cunning Stunt @cunningstunt1234.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Retweeting this would possibly upset ICE and the way they do things. It could possibly make ICE wankers look like tools? Probably best not to retweet this....
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Quiet Majority @majorityquiet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We loved this so much we just had to put English subtitles on it, apologies to the French speakers for our translation. But this is what it would look like here in the UK if Farage or Lowe or another of their ilk got their own way.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bedtime. #lufc
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, we're ahead of humpday and I'm not looking up furry. #lufc
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Come on people, we're dropping here. #lufc #lufc
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Get this. #lufc
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Owen From Ohio @owenfromohio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Mike Hudema @mikehudema.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This school in Denmark is covered in #solar panels. It's the longest solar panel facade in the world. RT if you think all schools should get a solar upgrade. #ActOnClimate #climate #renewables #sustainability #solar #energy #innovation #tech #design #GreenNewDeal
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They were reunited after several days, and this dog couldn't contain his excitement. His owner, a truck driver who had been away from home, returned and received the most heartfelt hug of all. Original post
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m liking his new ’do!
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Face full of nappies, you've got a face full of nappies. Face full of naappiiieees. You've got a face full of nappies.
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📎Bert @guitarnut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Adding my little thing
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This was no protest. It's the far right flexing their muscles. Seeing how far they can push. Next time will be worse.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Any politician calling to leave the ECHR is lying about what that will achieve. It won’t solve any problem or improve our lives It will make us worse off and remove our rights. Just like Brexit. The ECHR belongs to us all. It’s not theirs to take. Please sign www.europeanmovement.co.uk/echr-petition
europeanmovement.co.uk
Act now to protect the UK's place in the ECHR
Sign the European Movement UK's petition now if you agree: Britain must remain in the ECHR
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We need three more goals to get above Brentford. #lufc
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Boobs and sex are beating #lufc
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patfromthestix @patfromthestix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And fuck his followers too.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tell Andy Burnham that a company founded by a BFF of a child trafficking rapist which facilitates mass murder of children is not fir to hold patient data of vulnerable young people "Andy Burnham: Kick Palantir out of our NHS!" act.38degrees.org.uk/act/Kick-Out...
act.38degrees.org.uk
Andy Burnham: Kick Palantir out of our NHS!
I just signed the campaign calling on the Prime Minister to kick Palantir out of our NHS and police, can you ad your name now?
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#CORRUPTION
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Proof of Delivery
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m very sad that Bristol Zoo is gone. It was a great place for families, in the heart of the city. No doubt the larger animals needed rehoming in more suitable spaces, but it could have been kept as a botanical garden - rather than being sold off to developers. www.bristol247.com/opinion/your...
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'Seeing our beloved Bristol Zoo in its current state of disrepair is a tragedy'
Tom Jones says Bristol has lost something "unique and irreplaceable" after the zoo's closure in 2022
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Beau D'Lollocks @beaudlollocks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bus is coming, Peacock in two hours. #lufc
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𝐌𝐨𝐱𝐲𒀭 @mari-moxy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Kathy @katvan62desertrose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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MDMD @mdabides.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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