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good night girls & theys thank you for the daily dose of memes

i’ve been betting on my birthday every year that’s literally the one thing making me happy throughout that hell of a day

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i’d put a stake through his heart and garlic around his neck to make sure he never comes back

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how’s the [redacted] still breathing? it’s like death threats keep him alive

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i’m pondering telling my supervisor about bluesky if she doesn’t know yet bc it’d be very interesting to make a comparative analysis w twitter but then again she’s gonna find me and that’d be the end of me

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

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politics

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also i never really understood why americans hate polsci students until i met some american polsci students. over here they just call us communists, junkies and slackers. we’re the polar opposite of your daddy-is-gonna-make-me-president assholes

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i didn’t think it would be that breathtaking but it really is!!! great picture too

i’m a polsci student currently writing my research thesis on algorithmic biases and how they impact political communication and thus democracy using the upcoming european elections as a case study. am i ever gonna find a job? no. but will i have done something really cool? hell yeah

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this thing rocks irl too i promise

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we should start using the expression “pulling a mark fisher”. this man literally said yo this sucks but i don’t think we have any other option and then just killed himself. personally i’m sure i already did the same thing in some other universe

might fuck around and take my own life after sex

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apparently trying to hide from the photographer at this very niche gothic industrial/dark wave event didn’t work so here are some pics of me trying to figure out whether there’s anyone my age or i just opened a door to the 80s

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

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good night bluesky 💤

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em 🎀 @bimbomarxist.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

good afternoon 🎀

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“damn why do i always feel so damn empty afterwards” “shut your mouth mr 1$ vs 77 cents”

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majo la maja @majonotyoho.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

men be overthinking their sexual experiences i’ll be overthinking the gender gap

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happy Labor Day 💪

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it’s like, i’ve actually wasted all this time doing something non-productive just for my own pleasure??? i’ll be damned

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Beatrice 🇮🇹 @beatrice.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

my post-coital dysphoria is actually just capitalist realism

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also that shit was €20 imagine how tired we are

Beatrice 🇮🇹 @beatrice.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

my e-cig apparently broke so now i’m considering my options to be a) getting another one, b) going back to tradition (rolled ones lol) or c) just ending it all. i’m way too stressed to consider quitting as an option rn

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that’s really fucked up, im sorry 🫂 let’s hope this platform stays a safe space

nina. @handle.invalid · 02/05/2023

??? i’m sorry idk if i don’t get the joke bc english isn’t my first language or if it’s just a dumb ass take

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🔥 🧵 QT🥧s

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so you’re all cutie pies here aren’t ya

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io mi sto trattenendo perché sento di essere un piantino away dal ricovero ma penso che prima di fine settimana un bel crollo di 2 ore non me lo leva nessuno 🤝🏻

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sounds like anxiety to me (lo faccio anch’io molto spesso lol)

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i’m so overwhelmed rn i just wanna go back to bed and cry lol

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today was so fun! didn’t get shit done so i hope i don’t wake up (to my responsibilities) tomorrow but it was awesome talking to you all! nighty night

fear not i appreciate your service as long as i’m not the target but i’m so gonna get you banned when the time comes

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when i get to escape the hellthread i will NOT announce it cause every single soul that’s done that has been sucked right back in. they smell blood and have no mercy

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that’s right, but i’m not in tech so unlike them i can’t afford being a shitposter and still save some face lol

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thank you so much every day is a battle