Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Delaying this to 7 PM. Still happening! Shemp Lives! 011
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Doing my second Shempfield stream Thursday before I go on vacation. Shemp finally has a shotgun. Will he ever get to use it or will he be sent on more errands to push buttons? Will he join the space cops? Will he kiss robot? Find out Thursday at 6PM CT! Twitch.tv/Creativehorrorstreamstwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 010
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026This was supposed to be ‘January 15th’. As in this Thursday. Oops. 010
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Haha what if once every two weeks on twitch.tv/creativehorrorstreams I started streaming something like, I dunno STARFIELD as the new adventures of Shemp. That’d be crazy. Especially if the first time I did it was like, January 25th at around 6 PM CT. That’d be NUTS.twitch.tvTwitchTwitch is an interactive livestreaming service for content spanning gaming, entertainment, sports, music, and more. 062
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Rumors are that Chris Jericho’s family may have accidentally let slip about his return to WWE being much sooner than you think! To find out more just google ‘Chris Jericho Wife January 6th’ 0183
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025OPERATION THROBBING WAND OPERATION BACKDOOR DELIGHT OPERATION BIG TWITCHING GLISTENING COCK 020
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Good news about Ghost of Yotei. I was worried what with wolves being your characters thing in this game that we’d miss out on the side missions where you give foxes headpats. The fox headpats are STILL IN TEN OUT OF TEN BEST SEQUEL. 020
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025At the very least I appreciate when this year takes a quick break from being terrible to do something very very silly. 020
Reposted by Alabaster ChortleChase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 18/09/2025“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives 154128182463
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 15/09/2025There have been no game-breaking glitches. Only hilarious ones. GOD SENT ME MY CAR 010
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Anyway, now for my Ted Talk about how Goro Takemura should be my boyfriend. 131
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Also I did a finisher with the gorilla arms where I uppercut a guys head off and I don’t know if the guy being frozen like this is a glitch because I can’t make it happen again but if it’s on purpose it’s actually kind of awesome. 000
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Been playing Cyberpunk and got to the mission where it said ‘Hey, heres a bunch of stuff from the show’ so I figured I should probably watch the show. Cyberpunk Edgerunners is a 10/10 show and also I was unprepared for how relentlessly sad it was. Like from beginning to end. 000
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 03/09/2025“I’ve 100% never read the book or even a brief summary of the book or even spoken to someone who has read the book.” -Someone presumably paid actual money to review movies 074
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 17/08/2025“Well that movie was fucking metal.” #Weapons 020
Reposted by Alabaster Chortlealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025FACT™️: when the beach boys sang "round round get a round i get a round" it turns out they just forgot the word for pizza 1739760
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I can see this gif getting a lot of use today.media.tenor.coma man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no ! 010
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Playing through the Alan Wake games and rewatching Twin Peaks and just in general drinking black coffee and talking to myself. 000
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I’m the kinda person that doesn’t believe in ghosts but would also absolutely never in a million years go on a traveling tour with the notoriously haunted doll that kills people. 011
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I have no acceptable excuse for why my #2 most listened to song on Apple Music is a Turquoise Jeep song. It is a banger though. 010
Reposted by Alabaster ChortleTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/07/2025But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community 11896213
Reposted by Alabaster Chortlemichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 22/06/2025nevertheless Lucas insisted "jizz" wasn't meant to scan dirty, but simply as a SciFi-ification of "jazz." "In my mind," he often said, "the Cantina Band have that same kind of malleable tempo, you know: sloppy seconds." 512413
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025There is a higher-than-zero percent chance that the new Pope has tasted Malort. 000
Reposted by Alabaster ChortlePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 04/05/2025If there’s one thing I know about Peter Pan, that son of a bitch LOVES standing with his fists on his hips 01278114
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 19/04/2025If you replaced Luke Skywalker and Han Solo with Kyle Katarn and Dash Rendar, The original Trilogy would’ve been 45 minutes long, tops. 000
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 15/04/2025HELL 👏🏻 YES 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 R 👏🏻 G 👏🏻 WEB 👏🏻 SITE 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 FILM 👏🏻 I 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 AL 👏🏻 REA 👏🏻 DY 👏🏻 PUMPED 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 000
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The fun thing about me trying to become a ‘Nu-Metal video Essayist’ is that I get to call the four times I listened to the Breaking Benjamin song from Halo 2 today ‘research’ 020
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Teeth Like God’s Shoeshine probably my favorite opening track of any album ever. 111
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I wish I had the confidence of 2000 Fred Durst who got in the booth with DMX, Method Man, and Redman on the Rollin remix and was like ‘Yeah, I can definitely hang with all these guys’ 000
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 21/03/2025If you’re a non-wrestling fan and have a longtime wrestling fan in your life, here’s a fun thing to do if you’re bored: You can make them weirdly emotional by playing the song ‘My Way’ by Limp Bizkit around them. 100
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I seem to remember these things being billed as ‘indestructible’. 000
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 15/03/202512 PM CT today I am doing a 24-Hour Twitch stream raising money for The Trevor Project. Swing by and keep me sane. We’ve got Boomer Shooters, Indie Horror, Supermarket Simulator, and Mass Effect Andromeda on the schedule. Twitch.tv/creativehorrorstreamstwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 052
Reposted by Alabaster ChortleDavid King @crackedmack.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Poe Standards? Poe Money, Poe Problems? Me and @beastbannon.bsky.social continue our look at Poe’s “worst” with a slightly less-entertaining story that is still a fascinating read. youtu.be/r8nDfOSuSDQ?...youtu.beUCA - "The Imp of the Perverse" by Edgar Allen PoeYouTube video by Creative Horror 012
Reposted by Alabaster ChortleDavid King @crackedmack.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Oh yeah I almost forgot: me and @beastbannon.bsky.social read what some rando on the internet considers an F-tier Poe story. It’s definitely weird, imaginative for sure, and fails to stick the landing for us. But we have a grand old time reading it. youtu.be/gXk6qCctobY?...youtu.beUCA - "King Pest" by Edgar Allen PoeYouTube video by Creative Horror 011
Reposted by Alabaster ChortleDavid King @crackedmack.bsky.social · 12/02/2025New UCA had me, @beastbannon.bsky.social, @quarterbakesale.bsky.social and special guest Brad returning to the weird and wonderful work of shortstory1. If you’re not familiar, you can read along with us. They’re fascinating youtu.be/oiVWztBfdIA?...youtu.beUCA - Short and Shivery 45YouTube video by Creative Horror 032
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025‘The new Doom is woke because it has difficulty settings’ is the latest take over on that other app I only still use to get wrestling news and like… just… 110
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 24/01/2025‘Punching a Nazi’? don’t be silly. I would never do that. It’s a ‘Roman High Five’. 000
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Being autistic doesn’t make you Nazi salute. It DOES however make me do the @kennyomegamanx.bsky.social ‘goodbye and goodnight’ fingerguns thing every time I stretch out to yawn. 000
Alabaster Chortle @beastbannon.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Most things are bad. Almost all of the things are bad, it feels like. I feel bad. I made poutine. 010
Reposted by Alabaster ChortleDavid King @crackedmack.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Never get tired of reading these Doctor Satan stories with my long-suffering cohosts @beastbannon.bsky.social and @quarterbakesale.bsky.social. What they are and what we make of the pulp antics turns these into a joy to read and they only get weirder as we go. #hextherich youtu.be/30R1TjNyzEk?...youtu.beUCA - "Horror Insured" (Part 1) by Paul ErnstYouTube video by Creative Horror 033
