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Every software written for Linux has like 50000 features and 50000 buttons. And every software for MacOS has 1 button and 5000 keyboard shortcuts, but a sleek UI.

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Average cricket gameplay: 🧍

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

In my historical fiction book, 10th century bureaucrats will speak in 21st century corporate jargon.

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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 19/07/2026

my dick is like a bowling ball with three eyes

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Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

in a perfect world, the human body would have dash lights that indicate what's wrong with you

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I can't stop reading Roman murder-mystery pulp/slop. I have so much other stuff I 'need' to read.

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The most beautiful/impactful building I have probably ever been in, is the City Library of Stuttgart.

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Storm complex? Yes, they are.

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Do monolinguals exist on the internet? Are they real?

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

So-called freethinkers when they see the bbq pork belly skewers

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I wish I had spent more time at the computer

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

You ask a customer what the VLAN tag of their tagged VLAN is, and they'll tell you it doesn't have one and give you an IP range instead. What???

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I wish I didn't have a job but I'm glad I do.

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Every plane incident is like "Pilot sucked out of window, plane landed upside down, landing gear not operable, tail fell off" = everyone survived, 2 people lightly injured Or "They forgot to run hot water on the wings" = 300 people dead.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I'm Sir Kier and I'm here to say, I'm resigning as the PM of the UK.

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I need to lock the fuck in and watch some movies.

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I was attacked by an abnormally large and fierce wolf.

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

IDK what Chat is saying that when I can't find or see anything in there - no one has messaged me?

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

White people when you don't wanna hang out with their dog

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

For the same reason, American Leftists can uniformly agree that cops are bad (impact Americans), but are fine with veterans (impact Afghanis and Iraqis).

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

People only think Trump is bad because he's doing bad things to Americans. People couldn't care less if he did the same (or worse) to Afghanis or Iraqis.

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I don't get why everyone has geraniums planted everywhere. They don't look particularly nice and they smell bad. Can someone explain?

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Every state and region in Central Europe: "come eat our traditional local food goulash!!!!"

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Col @bearerofthecurse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

80yold lady on the train watching AI slop, full volume, about a Bible-inspired "God's instruction guide" cure for all eye ailments.

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