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@beardsley.bsky.social
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tomfoolery will continue until morale improves

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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Counterpoint: "bonercycle"
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
wandering into the swamp to garrote strangers with a gba link cable in hopes of scrounging up fare for the silt strider
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
well, one out of two aten't bad
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 30/06/2026
the haunted game
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
sometimes you gotta whip out the tortilla chips and let em know
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dr. hazel 🕸️ 🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16/06/2025
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.
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Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 21/01/2026
youtube.com/shorts/YaHmi...
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LOCATOR 628-M-42R
YouTube video by LOCAL58TV
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says " so i 'll be right back in a minute for a while tomorrow in a second ... "
ALT: a cartoon character says " so i 'll be right back in a minute for a while tomorrow in a second ... "
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Fingers crossed for some Fatal Frame
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This old Achewood comic feels relevant today
Second half of a comic page from Achewood about the passing of a ubiquitous celebrity musician. The gist is that some characters feel distraught but not exactly sure why the passing feels so meaningful to them, while another explains that the death of an icon is a grim reminder of the march of time.
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I can already hear him saying "I've got my eye on you, Quark."
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
poorly edited end screen from cowboy bebop "SEE YOU IN SPACE, COWBOY..."
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
the fact that trudeau did a big "oops! guess we'll never know for sure" after campaigning on ranked ballots the first time around has forever soured me on this shit
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
health issues is freakin rough
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FlipDaMingo @flipdamingo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Finally finished her! And just in time for the final couple sessions of our whole campaign :,) #LancerTTRPG #mecha
Drawing of a lanky, bone-coloured mech wielding a matching floating longbow. A mantle made of teal-coloured energy cocoons the mech, crackling and sparking where it touches the ground.

Text below the mech reads: Smith-Shimano Corpro Emperor "Third Time". Tactical Artillery. Marathon Arc Bow, Autogun times 2, The Walk of Kings, Ayah of the Syzygy, Hunter Lock.
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Done and Dusted, Balatro 100% and FUCK that bean for being an uncommon consumable
Screenshot showing the most difficult achievement on Balatro
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
wizard interview
PANEL 1: A shirtless tattooed wizard in sweatpants walking to a mobile home. WIZARD: "What's this now?"
PANEL 2: Wizard in closeup. WIZARD: "Problem is most people have tangled up their idea of wizardry with a pastoral never-was England."
PANEL 3: Wizard in medium shot, smoking. WIZARD: "But, well, Indiana needs wizards, too. An' maybe it ain't the worst thing in the world if we had more wizards who c'n change the oil in a car."
PANEL 4: Close up side view of the wizard's face, still smoking. WIZARD: "Like ev'rybody *loves* Gandalf. But Gandalf'll never teach a local kid how to shoplift baby formula to help his momma."
PANEL 5: Wizard in medium shot, looking down. WIZARD: "Nah, people don't like magic around. Reminds 'em they *could* have a different way of doing things than the one that hurts em so bad, an' lotsa folks can't handle that."
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I used to have Pincurchin in my Pikachu ex deck before I had any Zapdos, and am glad there's a 1 energy paralyze option now. Feels better when it fails to accomplish anything than say, if one was banking on a big Misty roll, and has a WAY funnier upper limit
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
wonder if the new disagreement bots are just loose in the environment or if they've got a minimum engagement threshold? surely it will be a marked improvement to The Internet to have everyone be forced to scrutinize every interaction for traces of LLM fuckery
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
apparently the answer is mewtwo ex and gardevoir energy ramp, because they blow my pikachu/zapdos outta the water more often than not
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
thas basically yer whole psychic deck right there
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Retweet to save an artist's life
Various reference photo poses of someone holding a bottle, showing difficult to draw anglesVarious reference photo poses of someone gesturing with their hand palm up, showing difficult to draw anglesVarious reference photo poses of someone holding forks and spoons as one would use to eat, showing difficult to draw anglesVarious reference photo poses of hands of all different poses showing difficult to draw angles, like holding a door frame or grasping a ball or doing up a zipper or just resting on a table
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
seeing stonehearth get fumbled like that— considering it was being headed by two of the guys who founded and ran the most prestigious fighting game tournament in the world— was one of the big kickstarter disappointments to watch happen
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Boon @boons.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
IMPORTANT
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
coming up with a fucked up new thing called #october where you are in the month of october for 31 straight days. might be a little twisted of me but lets see where this goes
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
Xibalba is for Sick Drifts
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
HAPPY TV'S FRANK'S $25 SAVINGS BOND MATURING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Dr. Forrester gives Frank a $25 savings bond in the MST3K episode Santa Claus, telling him: "It matures in 2023. You'll want to keep that in a safe place."
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Honestly, my only gripe is that the books in the starter set look pretty flimsy, but I guess that saves on shipping costs?
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
keep refreshing to look for new stuff and then I remember, I don't have to, this is just the experience I have set up but it's more than that, isn't it wouldn't have been hard to just mass unfollow, but all the shitty... distractification of twitter, that was intentional even before the elbow mook
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Beard @beardsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
feeling like I managed to jump ship at the very last second
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