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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If you said something like "Trump wants total global dominion!" you'd sound ridiculous, look absurd, and be correct.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why make a great 2 hour movie when you can make a mid 8 hour TV show?

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

[to the tune of "Davy Crockett"] "Doing, doing laundry! Gotta make the dirty clothes clean..."

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Aging is making cultural references fewer and fewer people get over the years until one day you hit the magical moment when most of the people who would have gotten the joke you just made are dead.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It remains to be seen whether the United States is salvageable. Its current leadership is not.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Reading to them was one of the most fun parts about those sometimes long, hard days when they're babies.

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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026

COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'll trust A.I. when my neighbor's "smart" irrigation system stops flooding into my yard every other week.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The President: "Sandwiches are called dickshits now!" Bootlickers: "Yes, absolutely, my Lord, we are changing all the signage now."

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When I check the news, I find lots of things. But I'm only ever looking for one thing.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Planted the seeds, wants to chop down the tree.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We should change the clocks more. Four times a year. Leap forward, back, left, right. Change the clocks each season, each month, each week. You're trapped in here with us now.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh, Mr. unravel all rules and norms, demolish half the White House, and generally unleash chaos on everyone wants time to be stable?

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Once again I've flown too close to the sun, like that guy in the REM video.

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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mike Pompeo has been rewarded with a teaching fellowship at Columbia University’s School of International and Public Affairs. The same school that canceled my class on media, race and international affairs. @columbiasipa.bsky.social share.google/KEvTy5yER71U...

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Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to join SIPA faculty

Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will join the School of International and Public Affairs as a fellow at SIPA’s Institute of Global Politics in March, the Wall Street Journal reported Monday.

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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have students write out and sign a no-AI agreement. They draw my AI policy. I tell them every class not to use it. And STILL I found a student using it in class, fucking hell, it is disheartening to teach these days. Just want to thank our institutions and politicians for abandoning us wholesale

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can never learn enough about local issues to decide based on that. It's about judgment, integrity, and worldview.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have 3 questions for anyone running for office, including hyperlocal elections: 1. Where were you on January 6, 2021? 2. Who won the 2020 presidential election? 3. Who did you vote for in the 2024 presidential election?

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

See Mike Tomlin, Bill Belichick. You could've become anything after the NFL. Mario Kart champion. Roblox legend. Goat Simulator GOAT. But look at you now.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ah, yes, the "school choice" version of "sure anti-woke has gone too far, but it's only because woke was so annoying." It's just eternal recurrence of the same article.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I confess that I do not know of the latest atrocity. I just saw some commentary going around and figured it was more of the usual.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Atlantic is the Axios of New Yorkers.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

DATA SECURITY IS TOO WOKE FOR TODAY'S TESTICULAR WARRIORS!

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For the United States, it's a self-reflecting pool now.

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DreamingDrama ♡ @dreamingdramabsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I post for the beardos and weirdos. and the trans. always the trans.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"How did the machines get the nuclear codes???" "We....gave them to them."

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

None of the dystopian movies were stupid enough.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hegseth cutting 1/5 of generals but he had his heart set on 3/5.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is there a score so lopsided that I would turn off LSU humiliating Texas A&M? No. No there is not.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Do you like Star Wars? You won't!" -2013 proverb

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"This broadcast sponsored in part by the United States Marine Corps and Cheez It."

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The broadcast audio started having issues during the segment where they were insisting that the president being at the stadium actually won't cause any communications issues at all.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The president does not NEED to be announced at the stadium. ABC doesn't HAVE to disrupt the game to show him on camera. They do it because the decision-makers like Trump and want him to rule us as a tyrant.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Orange you glad it's Texas-Tennessee?

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Weed. Light S&M. Daycare at work. This film has it all.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Watched 9 to 5 last night for the first time since I was a kid. I do not regret to report that subversive, woke-ass movies used to be standard cineplex fair. Fascists get fucked. RIP Dolly.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Forgive my nationalism, but foreign leaders ought not be coming over here talking shit about our American mayors.

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Looksmaxxing?" Have you tried showermaxxing? Courtesymaxxing?

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

High speed rail? Universal healthcare? Nah. Let's invest in the plagiarism machine that drinks lakes and threatens our very existence!

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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This one dude thinks he's slick but his website says Rick Perry appointed him to something that he did such a good job at Greg Abbott reappointed him!

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Pedro Pascal at Academy Awards: 'I'm Watching You'

Alt: Pedro Pascal at Academy Awards: 'I'm Watching You'

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