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BeardedPumpkin

@beardedpumpkin.bsky.social
757 followers 495 following 3.7K posts

45+, tattoo loving, straight, neurodivergent, girldad, who loves spending time with my daughters, cooking, dogs, working out, outdoors and espresso. Liberal AF. Texas native relocated to Oregon. Fuck the magat dipshits that are ruining this country.

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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 13h
Is it? The build up to 2024 was women would save us from Trump. Your post says women will save us. I said I hope that’s true. It didn’t happen in 2024. So nonsense? If you say so.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 13h
Not saying men have no blame. But your post was about women. And according to Pew, 46% of women voted Trump. www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
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2. Voting patterns in the 2024 election
Voting patterns among many demographic groups in 2024 were similar to those in 2020 and 2016, but Trump made gains among several key groups, a Pew Research Center analysis shows.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 14h
I want to believe this is true but 52% of white women voted Trump in 2024.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 14h
I feel this.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 16h
I have no doubt. Those look amazing!
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 16h
😳
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 16h
I have a love hate relationship with work travel. I’m not cut out for a desk job so I need something to distract me. But I hate hotels. 😂
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 18h
Fart jokes never get old. I say as my teens roll their eyes at me.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 19h
😂
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 19h
Just give me your cup. I got you.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 20h
Important to take some down time.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 20h
We have no choice.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 20h
Expect the unexpected. He’s gonna do everything in his power to retain control of Congress.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 21h
Yes it is. I take pride that I can still outwork a lot of guys in their 20s. At least I can day 1. They take the advantage day 2 because they are young and recover quicker. 😂
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 21h
Coming right up!
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 21h
#aging sucks!
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 22h
Mentally I still believe I’m in my 20s. Occasionally I do a physical task and the next day my body reminds me I am much older than that. Ugh.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 23h
Cheers. I’ll have tequila in my cup. 😉
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 23h
That kind of a day, huh? Coming right up!
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 23h
Good morning and happy hump day. We’re almost halfway there! Who needs a shot to help push through?
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 23h
I feel this. No airports for several weeks but then it’s several weeks in a row.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow! Impressive.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What did I miss?
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No we can’t.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In case you were aware, healthcare in this country is a crock of shit. We can do so much better.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy early birthday!
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s national taco day on taco Tuesday! I need espresso to prepare. Anyone else? #nationaltacoday
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve come to expect this from you. But I know you know how to hide a body, so I keep the machine warm for you. 😂
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Keith Morrison: What Could Go Wrong?
ALT: Keith Morrison: What Could Go Wrong?
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is not insanity. This is part of his plan. He wants an attack on us soil so he can declare Marshall law, cancel the election and complete the downfall of our democracy.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s begging for this to happen so he can declare Marshall law and complete the full takeover of our democracy.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s national taco day on taco Tuesday! I need espresso to prepare. Anyone else? #nationaltacoday
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems like it. 😂
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You’re giving a lot of faith here.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe it’s both. Just all around haters. 🤷🏻
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deal
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Single or double? I’ll have to go use the one upstairs in the office. I could stretch my legs anyways.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Changed my handle. Same guy. Same weird humor. Same espresso.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not want to work today. #monday
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Office Space: The Case Of The Mondays
ALT: Office Space: The Case Of The Mondays
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coming right up!
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cheers!
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coming right up.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning and happy Monday. Only 3.5 work days for me this week! Who needs espresso?
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Insomnia my old friend. We meet again.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Odd that they can do this when dear leader swears we wiped out their military.
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just won $6 on a football bet. Gonna go by a gallon of gas and I’ll let the attendant keep the change. Makin it rain!
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Rich Man Making Money Rain
ALT: Rich Man Making Money Rain
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BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes they are. Of course Oregonians can’t vote in Texas. 😂
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