BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 18hMentally I still believe I’m in my 20s. Occasionally I do a physical task and the next day my body reminds me I am much older than that. Ugh. 230
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 19hGood morning and happy hump day. We’re almost halfway there! Who needs a shot to help push through? 461
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In case you were aware, healthcare in this country is a crock of shit. We can do so much better. 150
Reposted by BeardedPumpkinBeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s national taco day on taco Tuesday! I need espresso to prepare. Anyone else? #nationaltacoday 141
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He’s begging for this to happen so he can declare Marshall law and complete the full takeover of our democracy. 120
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s national taco day on taco Tuesday! I need espresso to prepare. Anyone else? #nationaltacoday 141
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Changed my handle. Same guy. Same weird humor. Same espresso. 350
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I do not want to work today. #mondaystatic.klipy.comOffice Space: The Case Of The MondaysALT: Office Space: The Case Of The Mondays 070
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Good morning and happy Monday. Only 3.5 work days for me this week! Who needs espresso? 391
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just won $6 on a football bet. Gonna go by a gallon of gas and I’ll let the attendant keep the change. Makin it rain!static.klipy.comRich Man Making Money RainALT: Rich Man Making Money Rain 271
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Good morning and happy Sunday. I forgot to take a pic before I drank my espresso. Anyone need a shot?static.klipy.comEspresso Coffee ExtractionALT: Espresso Coffee Extraction 3101
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey CBS. We Oregonians don’t give a shit about Ohio st. Why isn’t the duck game on? 110
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Off to get bagels with 17. Perfect pre race food. Anybody want one? Behave while I’m gone. Or don’t. I don’t make the rules. 😂 361
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is the reason the teens named our family group text “too much dog shit”. They are a very tight pack. 3111
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning and happy Saturday. Football and cross country on the agenda. First, espresso and then I’ll fix this bed head. Anybody need a shot? 481
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Chicken parm. It’s what’s for dinner. There’s extra if you’re hungry. 480
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It may be Friday but I’m spunky so I’m stirring shit up at work. 350
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s seems espresso and dogs are offensive. I’m being blocked left and right this morning. 🤷🏻😂 330
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The red heeler. Among the smartest, most loyal, toughest and most stubborn of dog breeds. This is his “I’m sorry dad but I’m gonna do it again” face. 😂 291
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good morning and happy Friday. We made it! Who needs espresso? 4500
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a salesperson I’m basically just a babysitter for adults. I spend most of time making sure my customers don’t hurt themselves. 😂 050
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Good morning and happy Thursday. Got some new espresso beans and I’m liking the way this looks! Anybody need a shot? 560
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So the AI interface on my fitness tracker doesn’t recognize the word tater. This is definitely artificial intelligence. Nothing super about it. 050
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Working from home today. 17 zombies out of her room to get ready for school, looks at me and says “why are you still here?” I love you too, daughter. 😂 5101
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good morning an happy Wednesday. Anyone need espresso to get over the hump? 2101
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This day is fucking creeping by. Anyone wanna play uno or something to pass the time? 😂 140
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy national coffee day. Celebrating with this super snazzy mug from 17. 470
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good morning and happy Tuesday. I’m warming up the leftover foot for breakfast if anyone needs to get the day started on the right foot (or maybe it’s the left, not sure). 121
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/202617 when she saw it “what the fuck is that?” Made it all worth it. 😂😂😂 181
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And the cooked version. It was messy. But good! 😂 461
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Spaghetti and feetballs coming up soon. Anyone hungry? @nancyspantsbelt.bsky.social 9153
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Captured a decent shot of the moon this morning. 020
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happy Monday. I know I need a lot of espresso today. Who else does? #monochromemonday 3100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just ordered 3 chords of firewood. Anyone want to come help me stack it? 230
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good morning and happy Sunday! Espresso before football starts? 4401
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Back after a long day! 17 rocked it. Time to take a gummy and watch some football !🏈 160
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Good morning and happy Saturday. Headed into the Columbia river gorge to watch 17 run cross country. Hopefully I’m back in time to watch the ducks lose again. First espresso. Anyone need a shot or two? 4100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I did a thing and it’s really damned good. So do we call it the briskgel or the bagket? 360
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is what it looks like on the way home. Not much left. 😬 030
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone is having a bad day. That was insanely hot. I passed it three lanes away and could feel the intense heat. 100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Good morning and happy Friday. These two are being lazy. May be hard to tell from the photo but that’s 140 lbs of cattle dog. 250
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No Mr customer, your inability to plan is not my problem. I’m sorry you ran out of plywood. You’re gonna have to wait for us to make more. Your emergency is not my emergency. 🤷🏻 132
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just went to pee and realized the button is about to fall off my jeans. This could make for an interesting afternoon at the office. 😬 121
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fall = flannel. Glad I wore this today. It’s fucking freezing in this office! 1100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good morning an happy Thursday. Anyone need espresso? 070