BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Good morning and happy Sunday. Anyone need a shot? 280
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Good morning and happy Saturday. Lazy day with football ahead. First, coffee. Anyone need a shot? 051
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Good morning and happy Friday. Of to cross country today. First, espresso. Who needs a shot? 370
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Good morning and happy hump day. We’re almost halfway there! Who needs a shot to help push through? 461
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s national taco day on taco Tuesday! I need espresso to prepare. Anyone else? #nationaltacoday 141
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Good morning and happy Monday. Only 3.5 work days for me this week! Who needs espresso? 391
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is the reason the teens named our family group text “too much dog shit”. They are a very tight pack. 3111
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning and happy Saturday. Football and cross country on the agenda. First, espresso and then I’ll fix this bed head. Anybody need a shot? 481
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Chicken parm. It’s what’s for dinner. There’s extra if you’re hungry. 480
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The red heeler. Among the smartest, most loyal, toughest and most stubborn of dog breeds. This is his “I’m sorry dad but I’m gonna do it again” face. 😂 291
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good morning and happy Friday. We made it! Who needs espresso? 4490
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Good morning and happy Thursday. Got some new espresso beans and I’m liking the way this looks! Anybody need a shot? 560
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good morning an happy Wednesday. Anyone need espresso to get over the hump? 2101
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy national coffee day. Celebrating with this super snazzy mug from 17. 470
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And the cooked version. It was messy. But good! 😂 461
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Spaghetti and feetballs coming up soon. Anyone hungry? @nancyspantsbelt.bsky.social 9153
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Captured a decent shot of the moon this morning. 020
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happy Monday. I know I need a lot of espresso today. Who else does? #monochromemonday 3100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good morning and happy Sunday! Espresso before football starts? 4401
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Good morning and happy Saturday. Headed into the Columbia river gorge to watch 17 run cross country. Hopefully I’m back in time to watch the ducks lose again. First espresso. Anyone need a shot or two? 4100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I did a thing and it’s really damned good. So do we call it the briskgel or the bagket? 360
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is what it looks like on the way home. Not much left. 😬 030
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone is having a bad day. That was insanely hot. I passed it three lanes away and could feel the intense heat. 100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Good morning and happy Friday. These two are being lazy. May be hard to tell from the photo but that’s 140 lbs of cattle dog. 250
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fall = flannel. Glad I wore this today. It’s fucking freezing in this office! 1100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good morning an happy Thursday. Anyone need espresso? 070
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Good morning and happy hump day. I’ll be serving espresso as soon as I extract this lovely ceramic seagull from my espresso machine. Gotta love teens. I’m gonna need a triple now. 781
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Setting the shoulders and core on fire. Almost got my toe once or twice. 😬 1110
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Does this count as 1 or 2 bananas? My leg for scale. 😂 250
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Good morning and happy #MonochromeMonday. Anyone need espresso? 291
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A little salsa verde to go with dinner tonight. Smells so fucking good! 470
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A little kettle workout so I don’t feel guilty about sitting on the couch all day watching men in tights jump on each other and slap each others ass. 350
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The red heeler. Always ready to assist. The less a task requires a red heeler, the more they want to assist. I’m installing a ring camera here. Definitely does not require a red heeler. 😂 390
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Setting the shoulders and core on fire. Always feels good to get the blood pumping. #kettlebell 1121
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good morning and happy Saturday. Cross country later today but espresso first. Who needs a shot? 4100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The air is crisp this morning. It’s sweater season in Oregon! Fall is almost here! 180
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Good morning and happy Friday! Looks like there was a wildlife party in my driveway last night and I missed it. Skunk followed soon after by a fox. 361
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Kids arrive soon. It’s quite a spread. I think they’ll eat it all. 590
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This Halloween I’m dressing up as the girl from my house in a dress that is not my favorite dress. I did not expect that. 😂 140
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Using my time productively while I wait on the plumber to arrive. Feels good to get the blood pumping a bit. Pretty sure I’d throw the plumber off if I answer the door like this. 😂 2100
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Meatballs are prepped. 7 pounds of meat. 1 pound cheese. 1 pound bread crumbs. Fuck ton of seasoning. 6 eggs. 3 large jars sauce. This will go with 4 pounds pasta, salad, 7 loaves garlic bread and 60 cookies. Nobody will starve. 😂 360
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Kicking off Monday with some gladiator deadlifts. Next up, espresso. Who needs one? 190
BeardedPumpkin @beardedpumpkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kicking off Sunday with a little kettlebell full body and cardio. 2140