BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Great doc. I can't find it anywhere. No longer on iplayer 000
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Yer da brings home made props to the game 1817230
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Genuinely taken aback when a Manchester United fan would rather City win the league than Arsenal 481367
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Wait that’s how you pronounce ‘Devaney’? I thought it was De-vein-ee 1040
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Brazilian politician Arthur do Val. Definitely not insecure about his height and definitely didn't make the only woman in the photograph crouch down a little 1111514
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Soz but this is cringe. It’s hardly gonna help anyone taking it to a game 19570
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 09/04/2026There’s a Newcastle fan on YouTube who does videos about Newcastle in general but scouting youth talent in particular. Called Antonio Mango (real name). He’s great. In a sea of unoriginal YouTubers with massive egos & nothing original to say, he’s informed, enthusiastic & looks after his grandad 5511
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 08/04/2026My prediction: Liverpool go through vs PSG. Everything suggests the opposite, but this Slot's Thrilla in Manila, his Rumble in the Jungle. He's Imran Khan and Liverpool are his cornered tigers. PSG are his USSR and this is his Miracle on Ice. His grand farewell. 18432
Reposted by BeardedGeniusSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Chiesa's really trying to help him out there 😭 "no, lad, no" 1192
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I’m not a Liverpool fan obvs but this seems a tad tone deaf from Szoboszlai. Your team just got pumped lad. The fans can react how they want once the game is over 148310
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Brands when they put a little rainbow on their logo for pride 0340
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The amount of times Antonio Valencia did that exact cross for Rooney back in the day 1100
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Nah I’m not having this. Javier Pastore is an exciting youngster at Palermo and at least four years younger than Enzo 1812
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Is this new information? Amounts of times Newcastle fans have broached a scenario of selling X player to Saudi and they weren’t even allowed. Surely the club could have communicated this earlier? 170
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Quick question. Has Rio Ferdinand ever seen Sandro Tonali play association football? 20724
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Jack Charlton invented what kind of Irish is your granddad 11442
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I don't even know what's going on anymore. Trying to work out some of this unhinged outrage is starting to hurt my brain 11713
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Update: there's now an accompanying glossy, professionally filmed, well lit video of the visit to go with it 8474
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 24/03/2026A terrible look for Ipswich Town FC ahead of the 7 May elections. There have been reports that this wasn’t an official visit and instead Farage booked onto the stadium tour to fake an official visit, but a dressing room full of Farage shirts looks more organised. Either way Ipswich need to clarify 5526273
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The Operations Officer at Endometriosis UK is a man. Five of the seven trustees of the Endometriosis Foundation are men. No headlines about that 1354116
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Dominik Szoboszlai getting ridiculed for turning up to training dressed like this. Firstly he’s so handsome he can pull anything off, secondly mid-90s Sandra Bullock would be all over this look 10583
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I know everyone’s taking the piss out of this, but it’s pretty incredible. Affording a team that’s made you miserable all season - making you pay some of the most expensive ticket prices in the league for utter dross - this awesome welcome is something else. That team doesn’t deserve them 7791
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 22/03/2026When you’re sitting in the away end with only a Twix for consolation 1022242
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Stand on your tippy toes next time you daft crybaby 1421337
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Seeing as John Terry has outed himself as a supporter of Reform Britain’s right-wing rhetoric, here’s a reminder of the truly hilarious and shameless attempts at positive PR when he was accused of racially abusing QPR defender Anton Ferdinand in 2011 38401125
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Mad that Yankuba Minteh and Elliot Anderson were both at Newcastle and they had to sell them both 5271
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 21/03/2026There's nothing wrong with how Kadıoğlu looks! He's a good looking lad! 020
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Liverpool playing against Ferdi Kadıoğlu. The scousest looking non-scouser in the world. Basically Adam Rowe with a perm 3250
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Sir this is the Bernabeu, not an episode of Northern Exposure 15658
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Your dad coming out of the fitting rooms at Next to show your mum how the polo fits 61309
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Say what you like about Richarlison but he’s the one Spurs player with the personality and guts for a survival fight 151033
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026This is awkward. Igor Tudor went to shake hands with this random bald man thinking it was Arne Slot 1011024
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026You can tell Hannah Spencer started plastering recently judging from the state of that shirt 🤬🤬🇬🇧 2621
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I love Cole Palmer’s ‘What are you doing here?’ face 412322
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 14/03/2026You’ll have to tell me about this modern technology so I can steadfastly avoid using it 110
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I’ve started watching The Traitors Australia and all I’ll say is this: you can’t put a white man of a certain age with that haircut in a tracksuit and goggles 81143
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Sandy Sandilands in the desert? Who named him? JK Rowling? 924237
