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BeardedGenius

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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wonder what team they support
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hillsborough Law Now
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Yer da brings home made props to the game
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Wait that’s how you pronounce ‘Devaney’? I thought it was De-vein-ee
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Brazilian politician Arthur do Val. Definitely not insecure about his height and definitely didn't make the only woman in the photograph crouch down a little
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Soz but this is cringe. It’s hardly gonna help anyone taking it to a game
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My prediction: Liverpool go through vs PSG. Everything suggests the opposite, but this Slot's Thrilla in Manila, his Rumble in the Jungle. He's Imran Khan and Liverpool are his cornered tigers. PSG are his USSR and this is his Miracle on Ice. His grand farewell.
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’m not a Liverpool fan obvs but this seems a tad tone deaf from Szoboszlai. Your team just got pumped lad. The fans can react how they want once the game is over
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Brands when they put a little rainbow on their logo for pride
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Nah I’m not having this. Javier Pastore is an exciting youngster at Palermo and at least four years younger than Enzo
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Is this new information? Amounts of times Newcastle fans have broached a scenario of selling X player to Saudi and they weren’t even allowed. Surely the club could have communicated this earlier?
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Quick question. Has Rio Ferdinand ever seen Sandro Tonali play association football?
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Jack Charlton invented what kind of Irish is your granddad
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I don't even know what's going on anymore. Trying to work out some of this unhinged outrage is starting to hurt my brain
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A terrible look for Ipswich Town FC ahead of the 7 May elections. There have been reports that this wasn’t an official visit and instead Farage booked onto the stadium tour to fake an official visit, but a dressing room full of Farage shirts looks more organised. Either way Ipswich need to clarify
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
They’ve got to be doubts for Bolivia away
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Dominik Szoboszlai getting ridiculed for turning up to training dressed like this. Firstly he’s so handsome he can pull anything off, secondly mid-90s Sandra Bullock would be all over this look
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I know everyone’s taking the piss out of this, but it’s pretty incredible. Affording a team that’s made you miserable all season - making you pay some of the most expensive ticket prices in the league for utter dross - this awesome welcome is something else. That team doesn’t deserve them
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When you’re sitting in the away end with only a Twix for consolation
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Stand on your tippy toes next time you daft crybaby
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Seeing as John Terry has outed himself as a supporter of Reform Britain’s right-wing rhetoric, here’s a reminder of the truly hilarious and shameless attempts at positive PR when he was accused of racially abusing QPR defender Anton Ferdinand in 2011
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Liverpool playing against Ferdi Kadıoğlu. The scousest looking non-scouser in the world. Basically Adam Rowe with a perm
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sir this is the Bernabeu, not an episode of Northern Exposure
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
For the day that it is ☘️
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Your dad coming out of the fitting rooms at Next to show your mum how the polo fits
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I beg your very pardon?
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This is awkward. Igor Tudor went to shake hands with this random bald man thinking it was Arne Slot
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
You can tell Hannah Spencer started plastering recently judging from the state of that shirt 🤬🤬🇬🇧
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I love Cole Palmer’s ‘What are you doing here?’ face
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
What does this even mean?
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Bit weird
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I’ve started watching The Traitors Australia and all I’ll say is this: you can’t put a white man of a certain age with that haircut in a tracksuit and goggles
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Absolute meltdown
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Team crying child
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sandy Sandilands in the desert? Who named him? JK Rowling?
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Thought I’d watch a Spurs reaction video and honestly it’s desperate stuff. Morale is not good
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Dominik Szoboszlai culturally appropriating David Beckham
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The most dainty, aloof autograph ever
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This shill
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Wow. I hope this isn’t just Muslim men forcing their demure womenfolk to vote Green
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Absolutely adore the way Yaya Toure went on Sky Sports dressed like an uncle who "just popped in, won't be staying long" and proceeds to stay for four hours and three cups of tea
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I’d hope this was a minority
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Really happy about the result but I keep seeing photos of Hannah Spencer’s speech and it looks like an evil HDMI cable is constricting her python style
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Eh?
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Here come the waterworks. If only there was a plumber about 💅
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A part of Akinola Davies Jr's speech the BBC decided not to air
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