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Bary Garlow but spooky

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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 1m
Ban those games. Too scary
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 2m
I would have a crisis if there were dinos about too
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 8m
When that fricking ghost kills Pacman 😢
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 9m
I think they're called Cocopops or something
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 10m
Why is that fricking chicken horse talking! (FF7)
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 18m
No John Carmack didn't invent raycasting for Wolfenstein, he wasn't even the first to make a game using it. He was just lucky enough to have John Romero working with him who could make anything fun
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 22m
Egg man is an egg??
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 25m
Sonic go fast. Burn your bumhole with fast spiky hog
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 27m
I will never be bald, I'm cursed with thick, long curly hair
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 29m
Dragonwilds is like Valheim but less scary
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 33m
Even knowing what I know today I just couldn't vote for Harris
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 37m
So you're telling me "H&SP" doesn't mean Health and Stamina Points?
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 1h
AI nonces stfu and get out of my mentions you fucking perverts
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 1h
Stfu and go back to asking ChatGPT to make illegal porn for you
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 1h
I'm in the fucking whale
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 1h
Just seen an ad for something called Whalefall and I think it's supposed to be scary but couldn't stop laughing
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 1h
Gameboy colour!!
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 2h
Because we're skint
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 2h
When was America a "once great country"?
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 2h
The YouTube History channel account is basically just conspiracy theorists talking about ancient aliens now
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 2h
No never been there either but it looks beautiful
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, just never had a reason to go but might do it just for a day out
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
Never been to Manchester
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
Might have another random train adventure soon
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
When politicians talk about political interference they always point the finger at Russia but every single time it's the fucking yanks who are doing it
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
Wish Nintendo Online was free like when they released the original Switch. It's easily the cheapest one but still annoying
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
The only reason I want Polanski to win is so we don't have to put up with weeks of "omg stand down and let Caroline Lucas take over"
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
The words people use tells you a lot about how they'd govern. With liberals and conservatives it's always "win power"
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
Being sectioned was the best thing that happened to me. Not because it fixed my mind but because it made me not give a shit what people think
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
Rise for me
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
I'm like a snake charmer but with dicks
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
Look at my prominent lefties bro, they're all soft af
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 3h
woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/product/hare... Added another hare to my shop so now they can flirt.
Two felted hares boxing
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
The argument for TV licence is bullshit but has a bit of sense to it (claiming the BBC manages all the TV infrastructure) but where is the justification for putting it on our internet bills? The BBC has fuck all to do with managing our internet infrastructure
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
Had a dream where I had a big bush and shaved it so it looked like my cock and balls had eyebrows and a beard
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 3h
You're not allowed to call me cyclists until I start wearing lycra
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4h
One of the problems with training AI on all the music ever made in hopes it'll make good music is that most music is so shit we never even hear about it
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4h
TV sensor has been busted for years so when that auto turn off message pops up I have to physically turn the TV off and back on otherwise I get stuck with a message that tells me the TV turned off and have to wait 5 minutes for it to go away
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4h
Great news! I've just been elected MP for holborn and st pancras! Free dildos for everyone!
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4h
Daddy long legs (in a sexy way)
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4h
Unfortunately the rocks get destroyed so you have to hunt for them
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4h
This Dragonwilds is really scratching my RuneScape itch to just mindlessly hit rocks
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4h
"you should never burn books!!" Oh so you'd just stick a copy of that Hitler book in your collection if someone gifted it to you?
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 4h
Stfu AI shagger
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 5h
There's a lot of AI nonces on here now
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 17h
He was talking about dying while having a stiffy
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 17h
Remember in Die Hard when he said "And now it's time to Die Hard"
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 17h
Every chapter of this book is called something they say in the chapter like when you watch a movie and they say the movie name, it's great
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 17h
When you stop being Prime Minister you should have to shut up and disappear from public life
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