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Rev. Beammit

@beammit.bsky.social
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Death Doula, sex coach, homesteader, chaotic queer goblin. Ordained minister. She/her ze/zir

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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
::gazes longingly out of a rainstreaked window:: When will my husband (AO3) return from the war(maintenance)?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple. Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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Alex Callinicos @alexcallinicos.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You have a duty to refuse.
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Vark the Imp 🔥✨ comms open (1/3) @xxinart.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
King of pride Happy LGBTQ+ month to everyone ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💕 Wish you all the best and that you have to never hide the best parts of yourself #lucifer #hazbinhotel #lgbtq #pridemonth #pride
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Some people are conflict avoidant. I am a conflict seeking missile.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Tulio, baby. Just because I'm drinking coffee not petting you, my darling Swiffer Weasel, doesn't mean you need to shove your face there buddy. #Dog
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
My darling #TulioOsiris 1:45 in the morning is Not the time to learn how to howl. Love, Tired mama.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Get you someone who looks at you like Edgar looks at a banana.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My dearest flock. We have begun disappearing people. There's no sugar coating it. "I can prove I'm a citizen!" To who, my love? Without due process, with people just vanishing, you have no one to prove your citizenship to. ICE is taking your neighbors. How long till they're at your door?
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Working on a Patreon for my death education work. What sort of information would you expect to see in something like that my dearest flock?
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I'm 16 and learning about HIV/AIDs crisis taking my queer elders. I'm 19. My professor tells me my generation is screwed financially forever and he's so sorry. I'm 36 and staring fascism in the eye in my own country. Republicans have always been responsible.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Flip side of that? Everyone else is just as miraculous, has a viewpoint just as unique and irreplaceable. Just by virtue of their existence. No one is inherently lesser by anything save their own chosen acts against others. Some people, though miracles are also raging dicks. But that's a choice.fin
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Take from anyone else got you here. Got you to this moment with this perspective that literally no one else who is, was, or will be, on Earth can replicate. Don't you Ever let someone try to tell you that you're not breathing proof of the existence of miracles my beloved flock. 3
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Regardless of who, if anything, you hold sacred or believe. Regardless of if you believe any of those events were directed by a higher power or intentionally done. In pure mathmatical probability, you are miraculous. Everything you've been through, every piece of crap you've had to shovel or 2
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Today's sermon: You, my beloved flock, are a miracle. No, seriously I mean it! This is the heart of Amore Fati, love your fate. When you look at the number of events that had to line up perfectly for you to exist? For you to read this right now with the context you bring to it? Miraculous. 1
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"Hello glowtangle people I Tulio! I love you!" The Kobold figured out his toes work the touch screen and took a selfie.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov Thank you, senator. While I am not your constituent I am deeply proud, impressed, and frankly as a public speaker I am in awe.Thank you for proving at least someone is listening.
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov dismantles a Confederate monument.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"It's our elders in nursing homes. It's our children with disabilities. It's our moms still giving birth in the nation with the highest infant mortality rate." Thank you Senator.
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Karin Wulf @kawulf.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"A GREAT NATION DOES NOT HIDE ITS HISTORY." Yes, I will forever quote George W. Bush on this, at the opening of the NMAAHC. BC that's strength-- facing it, contending with it.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I'm a public speaker. I *teach* public speaking. This man is putting on a Masterclass and I am qualified to make that call.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Senator Booker just crossed hour 23.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Electricity and electronics. Fuck I'm a Luddite, so y'all are getting an unhinged 15 hour rant involving conspiracy theories and anger about planned enshittification.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I knew Cory slightly at Stanford (he knew everyone slightly; he’s that kind of guy) and always respected and admired him, which is not the same as always agreeing with him. But this is the sort of Cory he should be more often.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Hour 17 and Senator Booker is still going. Watch. Put it on in the background, I don't care. It's important. www.senate.gov/legislative/...
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U.S. Senate: Floor Proceedings
Floor Activity
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ACLU @aclu.org · 01/04/2025
BREAKING: A federal court ruled that Alabama cannot prosecute people for helping others travel across state lines to access abortion care. This is a win for our freedom of speech and our right to travel freely.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
#MynahBirdDeathServices #TherapyAnimals #DeathDoula #Goats
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Rebecca with a Cause @rebeccawithacause.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social has courage and integrity, and is not backing down. He’s an inspiration and I hope we see more people out there doing the same. 💙💙✊
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Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 09/03/2025
It’s easy to believe that the horrors of the past are just that—past. But injustice doesn’t announce itself with flashing lights. It seeps in gradually, disguised as political necessity, economic pragmatism, or national security.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The last 4 days have been A Lot of things moving Very Quickly. But there are exciting things in motion my flock! I can't wait to share them with you. #deathcare #deathdoula #communitydeathcare
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Hate the intersection of "Christianity" and capitalism? Blame John Fucking Calvin. He's the asshole who popularized the idea that those going to heaven would be clearly blessed in life. Thus rich=heaven bound. Biblical basis? Never met her. #Calvinism
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Try to find joy in the act, my flock, instead of the reward. In the relief on that parent's face. In the lecture you overhear the escapee getting once back in their yard. In the strutting little dance of a happy bird. In the quiet gratitude of a service worker. In knowing you did Something.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A servant's heart is the maltitude of unrewarded acts of service you do to be 'nice'. And genuinely not resenting getting no recognition for it. It's being content with less than you *could* have, because you have what you *need* and prioritize making sure others do too. 9
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It's covering the overage on groceries of the parent ahead of you on food stamps so they don't need to put anything back. It's seeing a dog get out and helping their human catch them. It's seeing a pigeon with string around its foot and untangling it. It's tipping the waitress extra. 8
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It isn't driving yourself to an early grave by pouring from a bone dry cup. It's taking on the work that won't get you seen just because it has to get done. It's shoveling your elderly neighbor's walk in winter without being asked or expecting a thank you. 7
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A servant's heart is seeing a problem and devoting your labor, mental, emotional, physical, to fixing it. Even if it isn't a problem you, yourself, experience. It's good for the sake of good, especially if no one sees. For the betterment of those who may never know you lifted a finger. 6
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
He didn't do it for recognition or fame, he already had that. He could have rested on that and just made speeches and campaigned raising awareness and publicity. Instead he buckled down and did what he, personally and physically, could to fix the problem. Not photo ops. Not publicity. Work. 5
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Instead he took only what he *needed* to keep him and his bride (you can't tell me they ever stopped being newlyweds, look at them together in any photo, he is enamored with her) in the comfort they had before he was president. And spent everything else quietly trying to fix housing inequality 4
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
No, to see a servant's heart look, honestly I mean it, at the life and legacy of President Jimmy Carter. He had more than I ever will. Than most of us will in blunt honesty. He was comfortable and could have enjoyed a plush retirement. 3
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It's easy to make self sacrifice and going without your entire personality. Make generosity your detriment. So so easy. That's not having a servant's heart. Nor is obeying every command from your 'betters'. My flock you know by now I don't believe in 'betters'. Just people with more. 2
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My flock let's talk about 'a servant's heart'. There is a glorification of putting yourself dead last, in making sure your acts benefit others before yourself. And yes there is glory in it. Not glory in that your name will live forever, but a quiet and personal glory. 1
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Believe me, I understand that my activism is a problem for you. Please know that your inactivism is similarly problematic for me. It's part of the reason I am as angry as I am. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-conce...
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Dear Concerned Friend, You're F*ckin' Right I'm Angry. I Wish You Were.
Dear Concerned Friend,
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Well they are the people pushing for generative AI and no fact checking
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Luci: oh shit! Sorry! Alastor: DID NO ONE TEACH YOU TO KNOCK?!
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The Verge @theverge.com · 21/02/2025
Federal workers launch a new site to share inside information about DOGE
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Federal workers launch a new site to share inside information about DOGE
We the Builders aims to explain why DOGE’s data access matters.
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I. Caught. Her. Her wild ways have been brought to an end! She's back in the (reinforced) colony pen! Imma ride this high all day. 4/end
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
As in this butthead evaded every trap every door left open for her, and every child sent out to try and capture her. But she'd stand and chew at you from 4-5 feet away. Just so you Knew she was better at this than you. Never in my life did I sympathize with Elmer Fudd until this rabbit. 3
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Rev. Beammit @beammit.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
6 months or so ago we began this process with me moving up some rabbits. Among them Morticia. Morticia is a pure black blue eyed clever little girl. She promptly escaped the rabbit pen and has been Pointedly Wild since. 2
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