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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 17h

if Hannah gets murdered, we riot and get the whole franchise cancelled 😤

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 17h

being buried together? Dang. historians will say they were Traitors contestants...

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

need Richard E. Grant, Alan Carr, and Linda to all queen out of being terribly obvious traitors together xoxo

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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Richard E. Grant immediately turning #CelebrityTraitors into SNL UK’s Great Big Crab Man is just amazing telly

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The technical is judged blind but I think Nigella has the ability to tell when what she’s eating has been baked by a gay person.

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I would like to confirm (for my fans) that I did not perish halfway up a mountain somewhere, I am indeed safely tucked into bed before 9pm with a cup of chamomile tea and a copy of Sense and Sensibility it's a wild life, but somebody has to live it 🫡

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

making plans with my most fit and active friends to "go for a walk around the reservoirs" guys do we think this is a casual wee walk, or am I about to be duped into climbing Ben Nevis

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

new GP just told me that the migraine meds my old GP gave me actually have a seizure risk associated with them and never should have been given to someone with a history of epilepsy 🫪

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

okay lads you have 5 business days to wrap it up with the Chanty Beluga jokes, this is too much

a Grindr notification saying "Chanty Beluga has tapped you"

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

is there a special shop that exists just for landlords to buy the ugliest furniture you've ever seen out of it?

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

my ticket stub book is telling a tale of two rather different, long, difficult journeys... 🔱🚄

ticket stub from Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey" and RuPaul's "Stop! That! Train!" next to each other in a collector's book

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

do you ever see a unique sentence where you are certain two names have never appeared side-by-side before?

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

the absolute silence from the crowd when an Israeli athlete is introduced this morning is magnificent 👌

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

okay let me get this out my system while we're still early in the champs: Greg Rutherford 🥵

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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 31/07/2026

The fact this man didn’t immediately back down from this plan when two confederations announced opposing it speaks volumes about Infantino's character and what he thinks he can get away with.

espn.com

FIFA defends World Cup private equity plan: 'Nobody is selling football'

FIFA issued a statement early Friday saying that "nobody is selling football" and that it plans to continue the consultation process for the plan to sell stakes in the World Cup to private equity investors.

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I think the universe doesn't want me to have a bike last bike got stolen, ordered a new one yesterday and just got a call from the bike shop letting me know that the rear wheel/seat stay was damaged in the box. So now they are hunting down a new frame bc that was the last one they had in stock...

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Bike Fail: Rider Plunges into Water

ALT: Bike Fail: Rider Plunges into Water

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

need YouTube Music to add a way to pre-save new releases, or at least just see upcoming albums on an artist's profile like on Spotify please I just want to be able to pre-save the new Rachel Chinouriri album and listen to the 3 singles on the new Froukje album without playing them individually...

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

right lads, get Shakira back out for the extra time half time then

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

made my halftime cup of tea inefficiently — I seem to have missed most of Madonna and arrived back just in time for Bieber 😭

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

kids on the street outside pranking people by randomly shouting "goal!" outside the windows of people watching the final 😂 the kids are alright

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 05/07/2026

Every time a penalty taker does the stutter step run up and misses or gets it saved, that's God's judgement.

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Emma D'Arcy is fucking phenomenal from start to finish in the latest House of the Dragon episode, wow

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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Just fucking give Emma D’Arcy their fucking Emmy now.

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I'm glad someone has worked out all the permutations we would need for Scotland to go through, but spending the next few days crossing these off one-by-one is possibly the most painful way to exit the World Cup

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

no matter what happens with progressing to the knockouts, it's actually so depressing if Scotland only score one goal in the whole group stage...

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

have we considered not being so fucking shite? just a thought, you can have that one for free @ steve clarke

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

don't let this Scotland defence back in the country after the world cup jfc

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Scottish national anthem is just pure goosebumps, isn't it

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

wanted to cheekily post about Scotland technically not having lost a World Cup match since 1998, so Morocco should be quaking in their boots looked up the 1998 group stage results and uh—

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

"the complexities" being "no actually we'd quite like it if we could keep doing conversion therapy on the trans kids, thanks" 🙃

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

100% the wrong conclusion from the success of Backrooms they should be searching for more films they can cast Renate Reinsve in, because if she is there, I will be seated

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

realised that by booking cinema tickets for tonight I can no longer hate-watch the majority of the England game tonight, tragic 😔

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

not a fan of these hydration breaks. Curaçao looking so dangerous and suddenly the whole stadium has to pause and listen to some tinny Tunesië being piped in while the tv channel run a billion ads. Not what a world cup game should look like at all...

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

looking out the window and seeing so many flats with their lights on because we've all stayed up to watch the Scotland match... might cry already and a ball's not even been kicked yet 😭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

photo of a block of flats at 2am, many of them with lights on. A person is walking past and a car is driving by.

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

flight from Glasgow to Heathrow is full of lads in Arsenal shirts and I've never had such bad FOMO... the fact I will be in the sky on the way to the US for a work trip, instead of being at the Champions League final... rude.

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

surprised you don't get charged a fee for breathing in the venue at this point

a screenshot of the "Fees" section from a Ticketmaster reciept. The fees include: Service fee (£5), Venue facility fee (£2), and Handling fee (£3)

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I hope the IT admins at my job get a kick out of seeing me search up "Runescape ambiance music youtube" every day without fail

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Thrilled for my southside pals! Now keeping everything crossed for 2x Green MSPs in the Glasgow regional vote too 🤞💚

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I've watched so much SNL UK that now seeing election coverage interview clips with the real Keir Starmer is giving me uncanny valley

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

fit check to vote Green on the regional list 💚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

a selfie featuring me wearing a green hat with the message "trans rights are human rights" embroidered onto the front, alongside some pink flowers

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

changing the language to Dutch makes this a totally justified — productive, even — use of time and money, right?

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Michael (he/they) 🪿💜 @michaelfm92.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Cat Burns last night was incredible. May have teared up a little bit 🥲 Lovely to see her with @benlmaden.bsky.social, @thegingerfrazz.bsky.social and @beadle404.bsky.social too 🥰

From left to right, Ben, me, Fraser and Alex

Cat Burns on stage wearing all black, stood in front of a living room chair and a drum kit behind Perspex, and slaying.

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beadle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @beadle404.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

successfully derailed my 1:1 with my manager by off-handedly mentioning that I saw Project Hail Mary this week, which set her off into a full rant about the unbalanced centrifuge in that one lab scene 😭

Rocky from Project Hail Mary with two arms up in there air, and text reading "Absolute Cinema"

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