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Bea!

@beabonnet.bsky.social
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OFMD lover, writer of gay fic, 36 yo white, they/them

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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I was so lucky to com this beautiful art from @tuks.bsky.social of my Slapshot boys
Stede kneeling on the bed in a jersey and a jock strap, wearing bunny ears on his head, kissing Ed who is standing next to the bed in a purple shirt and jeans, with his hands lifting Stede’s jersey and holding his side
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
What Ed sees when Stede calls him a good boy if you even care
Photo of Rhys Darby smoldering
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Happy birthday mooshy ily
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I’d been thinking about an AU loosely based on the movie Plus One for a while so we’ll see if this goes anywhere #WIPWednesday
“You disgust me.” Ed throws the pillow back down on the bed, then flops onto his back. “Why didn’t we share a room?” He asks the ceiling, closing his eyes when the bed dips next to him and he feels Stede settle in beside him.

“Next wedding,” Stede promises instead of pointing out that Ed was supposed to share a room with Felix. “Still not talking about it?”

“Tomorrow,” Ed whispers, willing the tears gathering behind his eyes not to fall. “You want to tell me the real toast?”

“It’s really good, not to brag, and I don’t want to push you over the edge.” There’s a note of teasing in Stede’s voice that rids Ed of the lump in his throat and puts a smile on his face. “Mary said there’s no way I make her cry but I don’t know, this might do it.”

“Doug’s going to cry all night,” Ed says fondly, and his smile widens when Stede slips his hand into Ed’s. “I’m happy for them, I really am. I just wish I wasn’t so fucking sad for me.”

“I know.” Stede squeezes his fingers and they lay there for a while. Ed loves Stede, like sometimes it hits him hard just how much and he almost can’t catch his breath. This is one of those moments, where it wallops him over the head that no one in the whole world could make him feel better the way that Stede does just by being next to him.
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
So excited to post my fic commission for @adoptourcrew.bsky.social #OurFlagMeansPride for my prize winner @icouldbefamily.bsky.social ! A bit of fluff in these trying times, Ed and Stede meet when their flight is delayed. archiveofourown.org/works/67332694
Image of an airport with a screenshot of the tags, title and a brief summary of the fic linked in the post.
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
We’ve been missing our Moon Boys so we commissioned @mossgroves.bsky.social for this scene from Halloween 2011 when everything was still hopeful 🌊💋🌙
Art of Ed dressed as John Bender from The Breakfast Club grasping Stede by the lapel of his jacket. Stede is dressed up as Maverick from Top Gun, wearing aviators and holding a red solo cup.
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Ok I’ll do it (and actually remember to play this time)
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Ed and Stede kissing on the beachLucius and Pete kissing
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
MY BROKENHEARTED PRINCESS I NEED SOMEONE TO STRIKE ME ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD KILLING ME INSTANTLY
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
For anyone interested, my fic comm is in this tier!
Image of a vet taking care of a dog and a Christmas tree. Text reads fix commission donated by beabonnet29, ships: Gentlebeard only, length: 5k-15k words
Notes: can be from existing universes or to spec in a new one canon era or modern au
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
💋💋💋💋💋
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I love gay people 🥰 happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Like
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
First and most recent Rhysie in my phone
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’ve been working on this fic for 84 years #WIPWednesday
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Ed in this
Image of a man in an open blouse and low slung jeans
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I need a minute
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Ed plays his final game and thinks about what comes next, and with that, Slapshot is finished! Thanks so much to everyone reading along, it’s been a joy to share them 🥹 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/633744...
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I don’t have a cute little tagline for this, Stede’s just being hot and slutty 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/633744...
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A WIP for something that’s very personal and may be coming after slapshot (working on editing the next chapter now 🤭)
The shadows near the back fence were so deep that Stede smelled the smoke before he saw Ed. His steps faltered, and he considered going back inside, but Ed had been friendly earlier and had been the only person Stede had met for weeks who didn’t put him slightly on edge.

“Heeeeeey,” Ed called as Stede drew nearer, and he faintly saw the red-tipped glow of Ed’s cigarette in the dusky light. “I can put this out.”

“No no.” Stede waved a hand and leaned his back against the fence next to Ed as casually as possible. “You were here first.”

“So you’re the newest missionary?” Ed asked, his voice tight, and then he blew out the smoke he’d been holding in.

Stede nodded, then added a soft, “yes.”

“Guess they haven’t warned you off of me yet?” Ed asked with a dry chuckle. “Most of you guys steer clear.”

Stede made a face and looked at the square glow of the kitchen window across the yard. “As Latter Day Saints, we’re meant to fellowship. To be kind and welcoming to our fellow man and all that.”

“Well, you’re barking up the wrong tree if you’re trying to convert me,” Ed teased, nudging Stede lightly with his shoulder when he said nothing.
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Ed takes a leap and the playoffs begin 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/633744...
Image of a pride flag with lights blurred in the background. Screenshots of the summary of slapshot and the tabs, which can be found by following the included link
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The season is winding down, Ed and Stede have a night out, and the bubble bursts 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/633744...
Image of tags and summary for a fic, Slapshot, overlaid over the Los Angeles skyline.
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Chapter 5 is up! Cozy bath time and a very important breakfast 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/633744...
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Ed’s on a road trip and Stede’s not being brave about it 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/633744...
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Chapter 3, Ed and Stede are definitely not on a date. But they do come to an agreement 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/633744...
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
He’s so tidy and I really need to mess him up 😩
Photo of Rhys Darby looking fine as hell in new Instagram video recording voice work with his pretty blonde hair all neatly brushed
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Chapter 2 of Slapshot is posted! Ed and Stede bump into each other again and try to keep their distance 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/633744...
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I think about them on New Girl all the time
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I’m so excited to start posting Slapshot! Stede is a proud hockey dad who meets a handsome stranger in a bar after watching his son’s NHL debut. Things get a little complicated 🤭 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/633744...
An image of ice scratched up by ice skates, screenshots of tags and a fic summary.

Tags include alternate universe modern setting, alternate universe sports, coming out, closeted Edward teach, smut, alternate universe hockey, explicit sexual content, face fucking, fluff, public outing, secret relationship, one night stands, hooking up, pride, mild angst, happy ending, stede bonnet has a big dick.

Summary: slapshot. “You live in LA?” Stede asked, and Ed stiffened a bit next to him. Stede chuckled softly. “It’s a big place, Ed. Tonight’s just tonight.”

Ed was silent as they stepped into the elevator, and he let out a long breath once the doors slid shut on the two of them. “I like you,” he said, his eyes on Stede’s in the mirrored door. “It’s just…my life….”

Stede reached out and took his hand, giving it a light squeeze, then tugged until they were facing each other. “Tonight’s just tonight,” he said again, lifting his free hand to cup Ed’s cheek and letting his eyes drop to Ed’s mouth. “We can handle that.”

“Yeah,” Ed breathed. He leaned in and let his nose brush Stede’s, his breath a tease against Stede’s lips.
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Literally me
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
😭😭😭😭
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I mean. Real but ouch
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
That’s MY cesspool of a human being
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Hockey player!Ed was supposed to be a 5+1 that I dashed off in a couple of weeks btw
Stede craned around to look at the tv in Lucius’s sightline and went cold all over. Ed’s face filled the screen with the stats and final score of the game scrolling beneath him. Pete snorted. “That’s Blackbeard! Why would he be dropping in to see Stede?”

Stede briefly considered lying, but he was a terrible liar and Lucius was basically a human lie detector. So he just shrugged and stuck as close to the truth as he could. “He and my son are teammates and he just stopped by to say hello.”

“Oh right.” Lucius looked disappointed, but then he gave Stede another canny look. “Ok so who has you grinning at your phone like a love sick puppy?”

Stede opted for close to the truth again and gave Lucius a smug smile. “Let’s just say I’m off the apps for a while.”

“When can we meet him?” Lucius asked, undeterred.

“Hm…how does the 12th of never work?”

Lucius’s draw dropped open. “I’m offended. We’re your closest and only friends.”

“It’s not really like that. We’re just…” Stede searched for the right word, and Lucius gave Pete a knowing look.

“Friends with benefits?” Pete offered, then took Lucius’s hand from where it sat on the table. “I’m sure that won’t get complicated at all.”
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Ed like “I am Batman” and sliding on his sock feet down the hall so the little capes flap
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
And then of course there’s the community we’ve all built here because of it 🥹
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Friendship is at the core of everything in OFMD. Stede finally becomes friends with his ex-wife after years of failing to understand each other, the crew blossom because of their friendships with each other, and at the root of Ed and Stede’s love story is their friendship
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Stede Bonnet’s whole journey is one of self love, even if he hates himself sometimes. Here at the end of episode one when he says his life is at sea now, he’s really choosing to embrace loving himself enough not to live a life that has stifled him
Stede bonnet standing on the revenge looking out into the distance from the end of season 1 episode 1
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
One of the reasons I love Stede so much is because of his love of humanity, and the way that in his simple act of loving the people around him, it spreads through them and helps them love each other without reservation too #OurFlagMeansLove
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Two more chapters to go and I can finally share my hockey boys with you but here’s a WIP
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
His name is Ed 🥺
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Stiddie Friday is the only thing getting me through this week
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
NONE OF THE THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD CAN BE FOUND IN ANY HOLY TEXT
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Bea! @beabonnet.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This one shot is taking me forever to finish but here’s a little WIP (mild 🌶️)
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