sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026just read my first project hail mary ficstatic.klipy.comKronk: Oh Yeah, It's All Coming TogetherALT: Kronk: Oh Yeah, It's All Coming Together 020 0
Reposted by sam ✨Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026I think the thing I resent most about what the tech overlords have done to the internet is that I planted a fucking garden. you literally made the internet so stressful I went outside and touched grass. i will never forgive you 641442 0
Reposted by sam ✨Lucia ✨🏴☠️🎨🏳️🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve wanted to revisit this drawing for a while now. The original was one of the first things I drew in the fandom/digitally and both the way I draw the characters and how I use Procreate has changed a LOT since then! #OFMDfanart #OFMD 3722070 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And if I haven't hopped in a group chat for many many moons and I want to try socializing again? What then? Do I just pretend I never dropped off the face of the earth or announce my formal return pls help 240 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The fact that this restaurant is in Dayton, Ohio of all places both boggles the mind and delights me 230 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm starting to get used to the android operating system. The best part so far (and there are many) is the clipboard 📋 020 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I want a rhys/taika commentary of season 1 more than I can even begin to convey 0221 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I got an android phone for the first time in like 11 years and I'm obsessed with this thing 160 0
Reposted by sam ✨Juniper 🏴☠️🧜♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hey hey hey guess what??? They’re in loooooove 😌 1113736 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I miss Stede and Ed and the crew and also all of my ofmd friends :( 5443 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Well, I lasted 3 weeks, but had to quit because my other job got way too demanding and also I'm simply not built for two jobs at once I think. My new dream job is a stocking position making approximately $27 an hour bc stocking is like a treasure hunt in a way 030 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026start my second job at d$llar gen$ral this week…which on one hand, exciting, I need the money, I find cashier work fun, etc on the other hand—the fact that I even need one is honestly insane when my full time job is still a supervisor at a mental health clinic 030 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Thinking about Them* this morning *specifically s1 kiss my beloved 0242 0
Reposted by sam ✨xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026this is the stun move Stede uses on Ed in ofmd season 3 1387 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Dear G O Dstatic.klipy.comMan Fans Self Because He's HotALT: Man Fans Self Because He's Hot 0104 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I need it actually. I need about 15 of them, each a different level of freaky than the last 010 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My dad surprised me with a tattoo appointment today!! I’m very excited I love it it’s so cute and fun 2210 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I have to get a second job because my wages are now being garnished for a medical bill. but first I have to get a new social security card and that process is SO ANNOYING I HATE EVERYTJING 130 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Having a phenomenal birthday smashing my ofmd Barbie dolls together in every universe 4230 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I started playing pokopia at 10:30am (it’s now 5:17pm) and have not stopped. I have done NOTHING except clear ash from around the museum and it’s been the best day ever 030 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I just got a switch 2 for my birthday so I hope my dad enjoys this blanket for Christmas 🎅 280 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The blanket for my dad so far—I have 30 days exactly to finish it by Father’s Day. I have 220 rows remaining 😀 150 0
Reposted by sam ✨GayWatson 🌈🏴☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I was right then and I'm right now. Tentacles. #OFMDnsfw #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic 611126 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026HI I’m Sam, been here since April 2022 and I enjoy writing but struggle to actually do it—my favs to write are modern AU gentlebeard with minimal angst and maximum dialogue. Ed is my shining star, Stede is gr8, love some angst-free steddyhands (rare find), and I’m a great hype man when medicated 😤 1131 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I know it LOOKS like I have lost the hyperfixation but I’m making it nap while I speed crochet a blanket for my dad—but I still read a bedtime fic every night!! Any bedtime fic (fluffy, could be spicy, love meet cutes) recs are welcome 🙂↕️ 160 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Nothing will ever be funnier than this one to me 0245 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026just listened to willing and able from NK’s new album and I gotta say thank GOD that song didn’t come out 10 years ago when my brother and I’s relationship was shit. Would have absolutely destroyed me 000 0
Reposted by sam ✨tuka @shinytuka.bsky.social · 22/10/2024helloo, i draw a lot of gentlebeard 🥺❤️ #ofmd #gentlebeard 9369148 0
Reposted by sam ✨🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2026This is my fav genre of season 2 meme ❤️❤️❤️ 29130 0
Reposted by sam ✨🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2026 1419 0
Reposted by sam ✨Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026"Ed, we can't play if you don't let go!" "If I'm it you're it, mate." #omfd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay 1114446 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026decided to switch from present tense to past, and I've somehow written 2k words. why did I ever switch to present?? and how did I suddenly forget how to do it?? 170 0
Reposted by sam ✨Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 24/04/2026i wonder if anything ever will hit me the way ofmd did because it's been 4 years and nothing has 118912 0
Reposted by sam ✨marshall “mars” 🦑 @yumlavendersoap.bsky.social · 06/10/2025me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death 1521487 0
Reposted by sam ✨virginal untouched jayce talis @yearnatron5000.bsky.social · 23/04/2026“do you identity with the top in your fic” “do you identify with the bottom” i don’t have time for this im writing fic from the cuck command center 131799831 0
Reposted by sam ✨Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 23/04/2026ofmd gang in case you are not aware our sweet doug (tim heidecker) is taking over infowars now that the onion owns it and alex jones is having the mother of all crashouts 139318 0
Reposted by sam ✨moosh 🧜🏼♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026very excited about this couch con obviously, but can we also discuss this new headshot??? christ. 🥵🥵🍆🍆💦💦💦💦 does this mean there are more new promo photos out there? 👀👀👀 12664 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I saw an ad for Jill stein for the first time since 2024 just now and I really can’t fathom how people won’t grasp that she’s a russian plant. It’s so blatantly obvious 020 0
Reposted by sam ✨em ✨🏴☠️🎃 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026late night smoke sesh #ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath 1319863 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 23/04/2026When you see “PWP,” are you saying “P W P” (each individual letter) or “Pwhip” (P sound, not Pee Whip) in your head? Please tell me this makes sense 1260 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 15/04/2026One time in the spn fandom I wrote my first reverse bang fic and was SO proud of it I couldn’t wait to read every comment and was stoked when I realized I could read bookmark tags. One of them said, “Wrong rating — should be M, no penetrative smut.” I think about that comment all the time tbh 010 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I’m coming down with something 😭 woke up totally fine, started coughing at 10am, felt like I was losing health in real time at 1pm, and now at 8pm I have a low grade fever. This is homophobic 030 0
Reposted by sam ✨MariWho @mariwho.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Hey y'all, if any of you can spare a few $$, we're running low on food at home while I'm in the hospital, and I'm worrying about my sweet wife! Donation details below, tysm for any help ❤️🫂 0718 0
sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026It feels like my life’s changed drastically in one week and the reasons why are so stupid 😭 Accidentally discovered caffeine DOES affect me, and as soon as I stopped having it past 6pm, I could suddenly wake up at 7am without issue Also discovered working out in the morning. Shit’s like a DRUG 1110 0