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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just read my first project hail mary fic
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Kronk: Oh Yeah, It's All Coming Together
ALT: Kronk: Oh Yeah, It's All Coming Together
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🎃mahnah🎃 @mahnah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love him sm 😭 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
A sketch of Trans Ed doing a biiiiig stretch, with his tummy out, only wearing a small pair of boxers.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I think the thing I resent most about what the tech overlords have done to the internet is that I planted a fucking garden. you literally made the internet so stressful I went outside and touched grass. i will never forgive you
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good bones 🥹
A pair of images, the top one showing Ed and Stede's inn at the end of OFMD S2E8, and the bottom showing the same location on a much more cloudy/misty day, now with four years of additional growth in the vegetation.
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve wanted to revisit this drawing for a while now. The original was one of the first things I drew in the fandom/digitally and both the way I draw the characters and how I use Procreate has changed a LOT since then! #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and  Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is wearing TW’s grey and pink silk jacket with creamy colored trousers and Ed is wearing RO’s black lace dress from the 2023 Met Gala. They’re standing in a golden colored shadowy hotel hallway in front of a reflective wall.
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And if I haven't hopped in a group chat for many many moons and I want to try socializing again? What then? Do I just pretend I never dropped off the face of the earth or announce my formal return pls help
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The fact that this restaurant is in Dayton, Ohio of all places both boggles the mind and delights me
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Tofte @tofte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Geppetto with speech bubble down
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm starting to get used to the android operating system. The best part so far (and there are many) is the clipboard 📋
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I want a rhys/taika commentary of season 1 more than I can even begin to convey
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I got an android phone for the first time in like 11 years and I'm obsessed with this thing
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey hey hey guess what??? They’re in loooooove 😌
Ed taking the blindfold off of Stede during Act of Grace
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I miss Stede and Ed and the crew and also all of my ofmd friends :(
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, I lasted 3 weeks, but had to quit because my other job got way too demanding and also I'm simply not built for two jobs at once I think. My new dream job is a stocking position making approximately $27 an hour bc stocking is like a treasure hunt in a way
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
start my second job at d$llar gen$ral this week…which on one hand, exciting, I need the money, I find cashier work fun, etc on the other hand—the fact that I even need one is honestly insane when my full time job is still a supervisor at a mental health clinic
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thinking about Them* this morning *specifically s1 kiss my beloved
Ed and stede kiss for the first time on a beach in season 1 of our flag means death
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
this is the stun move Stede uses on Ed in ofmd season 3
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dear G O D
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Man Fans Self Because He's Hot
ALT: Man Fans Self Because He's Hot
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I need it actually. I need about 15 of them, each a different level of freaky than the last
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My dad surprised me with a tattoo appointment today!! I’m very excited I love it it’s so cute and fun
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have to get a second job because my wages are now being garnished for a medical bill. but first I have to get a new social security card and that process is SO ANNOYING I HATE EVERYTJING
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Having a phenomenal birthday smashing my ofmd Barbie dolls together in every universe
Stede in Tomadachi life having a moment of realization with hearts all around him saying “Looking at Ed has got my heart racing.”“Could what I'm feeling for Ed...be love?”“I knew it! Feelings like this can't be anything but love.”“I'm going to take a deep breath and ask Ed out!”
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I started playing pokopia at 10:30am (it’s now 5:17pm) and have not stopped. I have done NOTHING except clear ash from around the museum and it’s been the best day ever
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I just got a switch 2 for my birthday so I hope my dad enjoys this blanket for Christmas 🎅
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The blanket for my dad so far—I have 30 days exactly to finish it by Father’s Day. I have 220 rows remaining 😀
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I was right then and I'm right now. Tentacles. #OFMDnsfw #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
An illustrated scene from ArchEm's fic With Great Power. Lavender toned digital pencil drawing with white highlights of Ed and Stede "in the moment" (boning down). Ed is riding Stede while his glistening tentacles spill out and wrap themselves around Stede's twig and berries. Ed has his eyes closed and head thrown back in ecstasy while Stede looks up adoringly at him, gripping Ed's thigh.

AO3 fic link
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64586956
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How am I supposed to crochet in these conditions
Sam’s cat Cream Puff sprawled across her lap sleeping like a baby
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
HI I’m Sam, been here since April 2022 and I enjoy writing but struggle to actually do it—my favs to write are modern AU gentlebeard with minimal angst and maximum dialogue. Ed is my shining star, Stede is gr8, love some angst-free steddyhands (rare find), and I’m a great hype man when medicated 😤
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I know it LOOKS like I have lost the hyperfixation but I’m making it nap while I speed crochet a blanket for my dad—but I still read a bedtime fic every night!! Any bedtime fic (fluffy, could be spicy, love meet cutes) recs are welcome 🙂‍↕️
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Nothing will ever be funnier than this one to me
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
just listened to willing and able from NK’s new album and I gotta say thank GOD that song didn’t come out 10 years ago when my brother and I’s relationship was shit. Would have absolutely destroyed me
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tuka @shinytuka.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
helloo, i draw a lot of gentlebeard 🥺❤️ #ofmd #gentlebeard
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is my fav genre of season 2 meme ❤️❤️❤️
A tumblr post that says “
thinking about how archie saw that regular ass dude stede turn this blackbeard she met into this ed in a span of like a day”
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Ed, we can't play if you don't let go!" "If I'm it you're it, mate." #omfd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death.  They're young and swimming while holding hands. Ed is a half octopus and Stede is a merboy.
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
decided to switch from present tense to past, and I've somehow written 2k words. why did I ever switch to present?? and how did I suddenly forget how to do it??
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i wonder if anything ever will hit me the way ofmd did because it's been 4 years and nothing has
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marshall “mars” 🦑 @yumlavendersoap.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death
Screencap from season one, episode one, of Pete saying "That's women's work."
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virginal untouched jayce talis @yearnatron5000.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“do you identity with the top in your fic” “do you identify with the bottom” i don’t have time for this im writing fic from the cuck command center
a photo of a hotel room showing a desk set up facing the two queen beds in the room
text says 

insane pull: cuck command center in the hotel
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Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 23/04/2026
ofmd gang in case you are not aware our sweet doug (tim heidecker) is taking over infowars now that the onion owns it and alex jones is having the mother of all crashouts
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
very excited about this couch con obviously, but can we also discuss this new headshot??? christ. 🥵🥵🍆🍆💦💦💦💦 does this mean there are more new promo photos out there? 👀👀👀
signed rhys darby headshot
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
HELP
Signed Headshot of Rhys Darby looking like a snack with scruff and longer hair A meme with the lion from Madagascar looking crazed with the words below:

I'm goin insanse, perhaps wacky, one might even say crazy, im losing my mind, my marbles, my bananas i am falling off mv rocker so to speak
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I saw an ad for Jill stein for the first time since 2024 just now and I really can’t fathom how people won’t grasp that she’s a russian plant. It’s so blatantly obvious
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em ✨🏴‍☠️🎃 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
late night smoke sesh #ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
a digital drawing of co-captains era ed and stede on the bed nook late at night. ed is sitting, wearing only underwear, and holding his pipe in his mouth. stede is kneeling on the bed nook beside ed. he’s wearing a nightgown and is holding out a lit match to ed’s pipe. the glow of it is illuminating ed’s body.
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
When you see “PWP,” are you saying “P W P” (each individual letter) or “Pwhip” (P sound, not Pee Whip) in your head? Please tell me this makes sense
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
One time in the spn fandom I wrote my first reverse bang fic and was SO proud of it I couldn’t wait to read every comment and was stoked when I realized I could read bookmark tags. One of them said, “Wrong rating — should be M, no penetrative smut.” I think about that comment all the time tbh
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m coming down with something 😭 woke up totally fine, started coughing at 10am, felt like I was losing health in real time at 1pm, and now at 8pm I have a low grade fever. This is homophobic
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MariWho @mariwho.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hey y'all, if any of you can spare a few $$, we're running low on food at home while I'm in the hospital, and I'm worrying about my sweet wife! Donation details below, tysm for any help ❤️🫂
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sam ✨ @be-alighthouse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It feels like my life’s changed drastically in one week and the reasons why are so stupid 😭 Accidentally discovered caffeine DOES affect me, and as soon as I stopped having it past 6pm, I could suddenly wake up at 7am without issue Also discovered working out in the morning. Shit’s like a DRUG
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