Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Honestly what sends me every time is the googly eyes 110
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Also gave us one of my favorite ever Onion articlestheonion.comC.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, HamburgerMILWAUKEE—The Brewers’ playoff push has run afoul of an unusual distraction, as sources close to the organization confirm that newly acquired husky starting pitcher C.C. Sabathia and sizable power-hit... 0200
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I mean I think the rest of Europe knew this about Napoleon AT THE TIME, which is why they finally had to banish him to like the most remote island on Earth 1210
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The good news Steven is that you don’t have to abandon your self-awareness! Your work is excellent and is the product of an intelligent and insightful mind! 020
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Pete Hegseth is doing “Jim Beam” that’s what’s he’s on 020
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hitting the deer on the Iowa course was always high comedy 070
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Couple years ago him and his former Iowa teammates Kaleb Johnson and Yahya Black did a fun jersey swap and posed for a photo 000
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026His stint as the host of Jackass?youtu.beKenny Rogers MAD TV JackassYouTube video by FunnyVidsandContests 010
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Does it solve everything? No, but important context is that the age of consent in England at the time was 16 120
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026See all those wires and circuits in there? That’s why your robot didn’t work 020
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We may not want to admit it, but Britain. There was no indigenous population, it was truly “terra nullius.” Both claims go back hundreds of years to colonial times, but the islands were never really colonized, merely settled. And those people today have rights, and they want to stay British 1410
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I hate sports cliches like “gutsy” or “gritty” but that’s what that was 010
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There’s a GI disease called “Toxic Megacolon,” which would be an incredible name for a metal band 140
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Respecting the pope’s authority means…respecting the pope’s authority. It’s non-negotiable regardless of which extreme you’re on 020
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Once he won Iowa, the South Carolina polling started to flip almost immediately away from Hillary, and…yeah 0130
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026So related conceptually, not necessarily linguistically, to “Barbarian” 020
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I remember the ones on the New York State Thruway being awfully nice, perhaps no longer but they were 000
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I think in states with capital punishment, it’s the only other crime outside of first-degree murder that is a capital offense 030
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Matchsticks strike, when I’m riding my bike, to the depot 010
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Anyone you’d intentionally walk with the bases loaded, as would happen with Bonds is, steroids or not, an automatic god-tier hitter 110
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Sincerely hope seeing all this relentless, merciless dunking on this horseshit causes some reflection and introspection ok what it is you’re doing here, or think you’re doing 000
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026What we gained in computing power by solid-state drives we lost in “computer noises” 0101
Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Correction: Micah Parsons is dodging the Bears for their Week 5 matchup 010
