Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Yeah but how much were you dropping on those smoothies 220
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 07/03/2026If i get to challenge the grim reaper to a game for my life im choosing mini golf. Not because i think i can beat him just because i'll want to play mini golf one last time before i die 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 28/02/2026You fucking sniveling coward. Fuck yourself to death 000
Reposted by Weiner WarlockDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 28/02/2026If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that 51110207
Reposted by Weiner Warlocktinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/10/2025we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues 4144461067
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 10/09/2025media.tenor.coma crab is crawling on a sandy beachALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 30/05/2025They are referring to the guy who said he had his memory wiped by having covid 6 times, not the pet names 140
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 14/05/2025im gonna be horny to this picture later thank you 000
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 21/04/2025remember everyone, black smoke means they have not come to a decision, white smoke means a new pope has been decided. pink smoke? that's pussy, babe 000
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 03/04/2025as a white guy with a beard and a round face i have learned that apparently we are all essentially identical 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 02/04/2025love to live in florida where my fellow residents are, and hold on let me double check this, yeah i thought so, hilariously stupid pig people 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 29/03/2025if i found a cursed artifact i would keep it on me at all times. wouldnt even worry about it, probably wouldnt work on me 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 24/03/2025tailgating a car with an " i stand with israel" sticker so they can see me giving them a thumbs down and booing 000
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 24/03/2025So he finds swinging a hot concept but doesnt want her sleeping with someone else....so the concept he finds hot is just him alone having sex with other people? 3100
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 11/03/2025i have a confession: back in 2020 elon paid me to boost his acnh island to 3 stars to unlock terraforming and also to get raymond on his island. i had to sign an NDA so he could take full credit but i've had enough of the secrecy 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Alex are you familiar with the masterpiece film Baby Oopsie? 100
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 01/03/2025how much money would it cost to get my shitty sedan spray painted with a wizard mural like a 70s stoner van 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 28/02/2025just googled "hot dogs with best macros" if youre interested in an insight into my fitness journey 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Wait but hades 2 is also about breaking into hell 000
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 27/02/2025crying to a podcast episode i know for certain i have cried to at least twice before 000
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 17/02/2025you just know some dumbass exec made the app team push a whole slew of new notifications no one wanted and they all rolled their eyes knowing the app was about to be removed from thousands of phones 000
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 17/02/2025i love when an app that has gone dormant and unused for months decides its time for it to shine and starts pushing me a stupid amount of notifications out of nowhere. my apologies moes app i downloaded for a free burrito, i had no idea you were still here. gootbye 110
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 17/02/2025are there any more upstanding young italian men looking to do something cool? is there perhaps a mario to go with the luigi? 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 17/02/2025im almost 30 am i actually allowed to say aura im not sure 110
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 17/02/2025how much aura do i lose needing resistance bands to help me do more than like, 2 pullups 120
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 17/02/2025In my experience being fat but still working a job where youre on your feet all day will do wonders. Maybe not a method I would recommend however 110
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 16/02/2025i hate crime procedurals as a rule but....psych does have a special place in my heart 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 16/02/2025i know im high bc my next thought after tweeting this was "what if i go and make this post on facebook where i have not posted in like 5 years" 040
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 16/02/2025anyone getting the vibe that this musk fellow might not be a great guy? 220
Reposted by Weiner Warlockjoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 15/02/2025(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth 212745343
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 14/02/2025i fully thought it was the sister from dexter lmao 110
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 13/02/2025simply never going to get over Robert Jordan making the map of the city of all-female magic users look like this. incredible bit, sir 110
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 13/02/2025turns out if you have 2 chicken wraps for lunch and then a quesadilla for dinner all on wraps that each have 17 grams of fiber it can do some interesting things to your digestive system 010
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I heard he did it at bowlero so does it really even count? 000
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 11/02/2025finally getting to experience this "ick" everyone is talking about 120
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 11/02/2025oatmeal does not deserve to constantly be saddled with the baggage of raisins when it comes to cookies. oatmeal should be allowed to shine in a cookie as it yearns to but is constantly forced to hold up the sham career of raisins. 130
Reposted by Weiner Warlock#1 Tifa lover Hikari @shogun-hikari.bsky.social · 10/02/2025before the game 102015428
Reposted by Weiner WarlockRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/02/2025rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot 1184494292
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I want a row of switches to flip and then a big lever i can throw while saying "punch it" 110
Weiner Warlock @bcjette.bsky.social · 09/02/2025This is one of those groups you see on an ig reel with a voice over saying shit like "once a quarter i get together with a group of like-minded alpha males and discuss topics like our ambitions and business philosophies" 110
