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B.C. Johnson

@bc-johnson.com
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Writer, geek, dad, swashbuckler. Author of DEADGIRL and RIVEN. Books with witty characters, super powers, and spooky vibes available at the link. ADHD, doing my best. bc-johnson.com

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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 18h
Is there a term for when a story or setting is so over-the-top edgy and grimdark that it becomes ridiculous? If not, I humbly submit "grimdork."
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 29/09/2026
Halloween is here! Find out what spooky stuff B.C. Johnson is reading, playing, watching, etc. Before it's too late!! authorbcjohnson.com/2026/09/28/h...
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Halloween Starts Now: The Vibe Begins
Halloween is here! Find out what spooky stuff B.C. Johnson is reading, playing, watching, etc. Before it’s too late!!
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 25/09/2026
I like Firefly the normal amount
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 23/09/2026
I'm not a #romantasy author, but it's amusing when people pretend it's a surprising or shocking new trend indicating whatever. My brother in Reorx, 87% of chat rooms / message boards in the 90's and early 00's were group improv romantasy sessions. Some of us were even sexy Jedi. Not me, of course
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Robert Downey Jr. Says 'Maaaybee'
Alt: Robert Downey Jr. Says 'Maaaybee' with a coy smile
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 22/09/2026
As a huge Stephen King reader and fan, his stories are so effective because the real horror is just the truth at max resolution. Our world is scary. There are terrible people in it doing awful, unspeakable things. King's strength is depicting it truthfully and going "okay, what now?" (1/2)
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 18/09/2026
Oh no guys I accidentally made a side character more interesting than the main and I keep coming up with more and more stuff for them to do please send help I can't do this again #amwriting #books
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 17/09/2026
Okay, I think we're all tired of the "could a vampire cop/judge/landlord enter your home without an invite," so lets mix it up: What happens to a werewolf astronaut on the Moon? *Corollary, if an astronaut were on Mars, would Deimos and Phobos have the same effect? #horror #werewolves
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 16/09/2026
Hello, I'm B.C. Johnson, author of eight books, and I spell judgement wrong every single time.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 15/09/2026
A re-review of Riven, courtesy of Riven's re-release! #books #fantasy #postapocalypse
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 02/09/2026
Hot author *and* reader take: however you pronounce a character's name in your head is how it's pronounced. I've had people ask me how to pronounce certain names in my books, and I always say "however your brain did it, that's the right way." (1/2)
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 31/08/2026
From a Reddit discussion about The Matrix: Resurrections. This is exactly why I kinda love the movie. Seems like Lana accomplished exactly what she meant to:
Big Discipline - It is not just one of the worst sequels, it's one of the worst movies in general.

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PrimalNumber - I absolutely love that movie and its seething disdain for itself and the industry.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 24/08/2026
So a fun way to not feel old is to put all of your morning meds and supplements into a shot glass. I have two empty shot glasses on my desk right now and it looks noir as hell but it's mostly for anti-inflammatories, vitamins, and brain pills.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 19/08/2026
Things I want to write but haven’t yet: - Starship Exploration Sci-Fi (currently working on this!) - Vampire protagonist - Dense-ass obnoxiously world-built thousand-page 2nd world fantasy epic - Spider-Man - Sword fight (a good one)
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 18/08/2026
It's with a heavy heart that I share that Luna passed. Gina and I adopted her at our 1st apartment, and she's been with us for 17 of her 18 years. Stubborn, smart, dopey, and always licking, she brought us so much joy. Thank you Luna Tuna, also know as The Fish, for being a part of our family.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 14/08/2026
One of the dumber things about me is that every 8 years I switch to Firefox and it works fine for about 7 months and then starts crashing non-stop. Then I uninstall it in a rage, and then I forget and do the same thing again in 8 years. Like, at some point, this is on me now. Fool me once, etc
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 13/08/2026
AI could never
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 30/07/2026
Since we're asking for author notes to prove we're not AI, here's some snippets of my highly organized notes from my Google Keep for the 4th and 5th Deadgirl books:
"Some jokes involving the term Lucified, like they're riffing catch phrases and that's Daphne'a addition. 

"Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon apetit." James Acaster, Great British Bake OffDG5 Ideas. 2nd act idea: They're talking about saving REDACTED, rescuing her, etc. If she hasn't looked for us, maybe she's been caught, etc. They botch a rescue or something, and she makes it clear she's staying. Pop ppppppp
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 28/07/2026
No one will ever accuse me of using AI because I take like three years to write one book.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 15/07/2026
This was both harrowing and a ton of fun, a rare combination. It's the kind of unique, creative story that makes me want to rush to my computer to start writing. What a blast, full recommendation. Stellar cast, too.
Title card for "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die," with Sam Rockwell looking a little wild and covered in wires.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 27/06/2026
I love survival games but I feel like they sometimes overtune the Food meter. Like, bruh, I just ate three baked potatoes, two grilled meats, and three grilled corn why am I still starving. Do I have a tape worm.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 22/06/2026
There's a bit in the Tao Te Ching about how the best leader of a government is one where "the people are hardly aware that he exists." Just, an interesting thought.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 14/06/2026
Anyone else still use Basic-Ass Notepad (the PC program) for taking notes, copying things, etc? I've always adored how clean and no frills it is. In a world of infinite distractions and AI chime-ins, Notepad feels like a meditative thought garden.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 20/05/2026
When that $21.58 royalty check hits
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Nadech Kugimiya makes it rain money
ALT: Nadech Kugimiya makes it rain money
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A little Knight of the Seven Kingdoms doodle. Watched through this series twice!
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 19/05/2026
Lucy's voice in the first DEADGIRL book (and subsequent books) is heavily based on my wife's high school diaries, which she graciously lent me when I first started writing the series. The car crash in the novel also occurs at the cross streets where my wife used to live in high school
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 07/05/2026
These AI phishing emails to authors used to at least be semi-accurate. Now they don't even bother. I got one addressed to "Lenny" for my novel "A Medieval Misadventure," which is apparently a "high-stakes medieval fantasy story full of tropes with humor and absurdity."
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 05/05/2026
Share two of your favorite pics of yourself. The second one is me launching a champagne cork literally (and I mean literally) over a house.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 04/05/2026
Hey fellow #Buffy fans! I'm an indie author with a book series that's a big sloppy love letter to Buffy. High school supernatural nonsense, snarky leads, BA ladies, dudes doing their best, heart break, punching, etc Check it out if that sounds intriguing. It's all finished, so, no waiting:
The covers of the five Deadgirl novels by B.C. Johnson, and the Deadgirl novella "Daphne." Blue and magenta color scheme, a design mixing comic book-ish hero poses and spooky vibes.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 30/04/2026
Sports people: I have a family member coming over he's a huge Dodger's fan. I literally don't know how to watch live sports on my TV, and I've been a cord cutter since like 2008. Is there a (inexpensive) streaming service, add on, app, etc, for PS5 for the Dodgers/baseball specifically? Thanks!
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 29/04/2026
It's absolutely bizarre that Disney has done *nothing* with Gargoyles.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 22/04/2026
Any other "The Boys" watchers having a hard time starting this new season? Like...I'm already living the "violent narcissist moron takes over the country with zero effective pushback and his own secret police" world, I'm not sure I need it depicted onscreen at the moment.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 14/04/2026
It's all true! A few more of my books are in the library now, so if you're looking for a free ebook in YA post-apocalypse or an adult urban fantasy/noir, take a look.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 01/04/2026
Oh God I just realized the wretched date and its attendant shenanigans. See y'all tomorrow
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a man in a suit and tie is raising his hand in the air in a crowd of people .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is raising his hand in the air in a crowd of people .
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 25/03/2026
AI companies failing, Alan Ritchson destroying MAGA bodies, Christina Ricci destroying MAGA minds, Trump's district going to a Democrat. Is it Christmas?! Am I dying, is this a Make-A-Wish thing?! Anyone got eyes on Cena?!
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a man wearing headphones and a red jacket
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 25/03/2026
I LOVE MY WIFE. Marry your best friend, folks. Only advice I can really offer.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 23/03/2026
Just started Yellowjackets and absolutely loving it, except, well
Predator handshake meme. One hand: Orange is the New Black. Second Hand: Yellowjackets.
Center text: Having a super loud theme song that never ends
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 20/03/2026
One of the reasons I can't delete Facebook. I have zero memory of this. And, for the record, I hadn't done a single drug at this point other than alcohol and Tylenol.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 19/03/2026
Getting my table setup ready for the #Temecula book fair Saturday
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 17/03/2026
Me and a bunch of authors of different genres are gonna be at the #Temecula Library this Saturday! Come and chat, discover/grab new books, and make the day of a few hardworking scribblers
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 17/03/2026
This explains why I've been tired since sophomore year of high school www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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ADHD brains show sleep-like activity even while awake
Researchers have identified a surprising brain pattern that may help explain why people with ADHD often struggle to stay focused. Even while awake, their brains can slip into brief episodes of “sleep-...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/03/2026
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 11/03/2026
You do not need the robots to creatively prompt you! Just try to take the most violent bite of yourself possible. Try to swallow yourself whole
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 10/03/2026
Not me creating a detailed org chart for my manuscript's starship
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 09/03/2026
Got a White Room Problem? I'm here to help, or to tell you to worry less about it, depending on context. LETS GO #writing #authors authorbcjohnson.com/2026/03/09/t...
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The White Room Problem: Give it the Business
The “White Room Problem” is what happens when a scene doesn’t feel like it’s anchored in any particular space. Characters are talking, or fighting, or getting up to the shit…
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 06/03/2026
Preparing for an author event this month! Got a booth at the Temecula Library Book Fair on the 21st. I've only done this a couple times *but* the last one was like eight years ago. Any tips?
Two boxes containing stacks of books from B.C. Johnson's "Deadgirl" book series
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 05/03/2026
It's so cool that the new #StarTrek Voyager game lets you change the story, make new decisions, see the "what ifs" play out. And I'm glad I just ran into the Tuvix problem so I could make the exact same choice Janeway did. See you in Hell, buddy.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 05/03/2026
You're gonna learn a fun fact. It will bring joy and magic to the universe. 10 years later you're gonna learn it isn't true. 10 years after that, you'll learn it's sort of partially true. 10 years after that, people will disagree again This cycle will continue four more times, and then, the grave.
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 03/03/2026
It's the best pitch I got:
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B.C. Johnson @bc-johnson.com · 01/03/2026
Really enjoying STAR TREK VOYAGER: ACROSS THE UNKNOWN, but this was uncalled for (and hilarious) #startrek
Tom Paris headshot from game, dialogue: "Lieutenant Paris has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Hey, Harry! I bet your own promotion is just around the corner."
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