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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty.

@bboymaestro.bsky.social
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The Akashic Record. Noted Persona Guy. Tekken player. He/Him.

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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you think someone really called LL Cool J “Big Silly?” I’ll give him “Big Elly,” but c’mon.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I bet Ludacris has called it his “little swimmers.”
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cool, so Cashapp is just deactivating accounts left and right with no real way to fight it back, I’m learning. Guess I’m never using it again!
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can’t fathom why people buy things when they’re clearly being gouged. Anyway, gonna wait for RAM prices to never drop back to reasonable levels bc of AI.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got him in the mid range, Like Mike.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck it, running Far Cry 3 for the first time since launch
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nü job gave me free Peacock. The Community dry spell is over
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does it count as a Monster: Lizzie Borden spoiler if I bring up the steam powered fuck machine? Because I can’t get over that.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shiiiiiit…maybe.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First temp drop of the year and I get a cold. Natch.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greg Popovich marrying Mike Budenholzer’s ex-wife 5 years after he won the championship is a real monkey’s paw closing.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Yakuza series making a cool, but technically impossible, way to rip off your clothes and then commuting to the bit for like 30 years is commendable.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First Dolly, now this. Streets are in havoc.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rewatching the Persona 4 Endurance Run in its entirety. The best of series that got made is amazing, but that whole 100 hour ride is great.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get on it before your next local
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I bet the RGG team anguishes most on now to make Kiryu cool. The hijinx minigames gotta be an after thought.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They probably would debate hogs
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok, Borderlands made their new character a little too hot
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They really are wheeling Mitch around halfway to the gates of perdition.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trying to get more flexible in my mid 30s in case ???
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Drug Simulator just becomes a huge times table to me after a few puffs
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth is the closest to Tony Hawk’s Underground any other game previous. I mean that in the highest of regards.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Always wash your hands twice before handling contact lenses after Tiger Balm. Learned that one the hard way.
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Glacies @glaciesclover.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
シ-ク #oot #ocarinaoftime #ゼルダ
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.
metal sign with stick-on lettering reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE/"GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Picture of the character saw gerrera the rebel leader from star wars overlaid with a post that reads 

People who become right wing 
because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I keep FB around strictly bc my mom uses it. This is my suggested friend. If you know, you know.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The little white guy they got playing Office romance with her in Animal Control has such a small face. He kinda looks like Todd Howard. He don’t deserve it.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Only one me, y’all.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That early aughts skinny obsession was all over music videos. Those girls were rail thin, probably doing rails. What a time.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Less post convention depression and more “the state I live in is actively trying to kill me” depression setting in.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Vein” by Cannibal Ox is maybe one of El-P’s best chops
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A visualizer for some stereotype stoner song on Vimeo
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They beat the living shit out of my shoulders, which was needed after lugging a fight stick around for days
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It would be cool to make way more money
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Home, allegedly.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Back to being mad at conservatives for stymieing progress
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pull up to the function dressed like Worf with a flat brim
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just wanna shout out Gary Payton, both the NBA HOFer, and the strain named after said hooper.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dare I say impish
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Coming back to fuck ass Tennessee
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Go to-to-toe with Tiafoe
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Did I get a little emotional at Bruce Lee’s gravesite? Yeah. I’m human, he was the blueprint.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Now imagine that garage is a swamp from the humidity, and you gotta run another shower. That’s the South Bay Bee🫡
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Woulda liked the GB umbrella to be at this PAX, but only so many events to get to. Other than that, ain’t shit change but the year on the calendar.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People, man.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m gonna miss having a dispensary down the street. Fuck the TNGOP.
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