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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty.

@bboymaestro.bsky.social
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The Akashic Record. Noted Persona Guy. Tekken player. He/Him.

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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Putting up a baker’s dozen for the man
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you think someone really called LL Cool J “Big Silly?” I’ll give him “Big Elly,” but c’mon.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I bet Ludacris has called it his “little swimmers.”
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve reported at least a few transactions that were straight up fraudulent, and got met with crickets. Aight.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you’re using AI to flag people seemingly at random for deletion, but not actually listening to the people on your app. Yeah, you deserve to go under.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cool, so Cashapp is just deactivating accounts left and right with no real way to fight it back, I’m learning. Guess I’m never using it again!
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Read or w/e the kids say?
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Racing games need DnB, didn’t the 90’s and aughts teach us anything
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can’t fathom why people buy things when they’re clearly being gouged. Anyway, gonna wait for RAM prices to never drop back to reasonable levels bc of AI.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jeb Bush: Please Clap
ALT: Jeb Bush: Please Clap
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got him in the mid range, Like Mike.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somebody better eat them Lady & the Tramp style
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn’t this just a Hozier song
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck it, running Far Cry 3 for the first time since launch
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Added bonus of being a Vin Diesel if I can really pack it on, you’re right
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You need an Uncle Fester?
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nü job gave me free Peacock. The Community dry spell is over
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was a flashbang
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rap world is so good, I wish I had more chances to sit people down in front of it
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Historically, if you let him keep going, he’ll probably start hitting himself over the head with a slapjack, and his tongue will fly out like that one wolf in the cartoons, right?
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Up there with the dildo chair reveal in Burn After Reading for moments in media that made me laugh at a dildo bobbing.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does it count as a Monster: Lizzie Borden spoiler if I bring up the steam powered fuck machine? Because I can’t get over that.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shiiiiiit…maybe.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Deltron is really hard to argue against for me
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First temp drop of the year and I get a cold. Natch.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greg Popovich marrying Mike Budenholzer’s ex-wife 5 years after he won the championship is a real monkey’s paw closing.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone out there redacting the eyes and names on dog photos as we speak
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ACAB includes Adachi, from both Yaluza and Persona
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would like more tattoos and muscles in my 30s n 40s.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Yakuza series making a cool, but technically impossible, way to rip off your clothes and then commuting to the bit for like 30 years is commendable.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You could argue it’s the best let’s play/long play ever recorded.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First Dolly, now this. Streets are in havoc.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rewatching the Persona 4 Endurance Run in its entirety. The best of series that got made is amazing, but that whole 100 hour ride is great.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All their winter outfits were perfect
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Would it be an issue if this pit is no longer with us
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get on it before your next local
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He would know Dame Da Ne by heart
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I bet the RGG team anguishes most on now to make Kiryu cool. The hijinx minigames gotta be an after thought.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My basketball brain was wondering what Bennedict Mathurin did to get name dropped like that
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They probably would debate hogs
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok, Borderlands made their new character a little too hot
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looks like he’s been gearing up, I don’t remember him having Ludacris music video arms in Degrassi.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They really are wheeling Mitch around halfway to the gates of perdition.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trying to get more flexible in my mid 30s in case ???
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“She gotta penitentiary body” echoes through my brain constantly.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In about 40 hours of gameplay, I’ve created a drug empire that’s basically running itself. I can’t launder the money fast enough. In the video game.
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m the spreadsheet of the sleet, or whatever Pusha-T said
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Mr. Maestro, if You’re Nasty. @bboymaestro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Drug Simulator just becomes a huge times table to me after a few puffs
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