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Bryan Boreham

@bboreham.bsky.social
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Programmer. Has commits in gcc, emacs, Go, Kubernetes, Prometheus and other things.

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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kicking off #PromCon with a full house and some great talks. Livestream at PromCon.io
Speakers on stage and a large audience.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Next up is @kakkoyun.me #gopherconuk
Man in shorts in front of slide saying “Why your Go benchmarks are lying”
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The one and only Bill Kennedy! #gopherconuk
Man with odd-coloured shoes and a flat cap in front of a slide titled “Kronk”
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#gopherconuk kicking off!
Fergus Oakley on stage in front of a huge cartoon gopher
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Conjunction
Crescent moon in the evening sky, with bright pinpoint of light just above.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Although clearly nonsensical, it is apparently a thing.
Screen grab from Cambridge Dictionary showing a US meaning of “out-of-pocket” as “not able to be contacted”.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Weird new DoS where an outage in one service causes a flood of messages in the chat
GitHub "Ooops 500" page indicating an outage on their site.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is peak release-noting. #kubernetes kubernetes.io/blog/2026/04...
Kubernetes 1.36 logo. 

The logo, created by avocadoneko / koi Natsuho Ide, draws inspiration from Katsushika Hokusai's Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji (富嶽三十六景, Fugaku Sanjūrokkei), the same series that gave the world The Great Wave off Kanagawa. Our v1.36 logo reimagines one of the series' most celebrated prints, Fine Wind, Clear Morning (凱風快晴, Gaifū Kaisei), also known as Red Fuji (赤富士, Aka Fuji): the mountain lit red in a summer dawn, bare of snow after the long thaw. Keeping watch over the scene is the Kubernetes helm, set into the sky alongside the mountain.

At the foot of Fuji sit Stella (left) and Nacho (right), two cats with the Kubernetes helm on their collars, standing in for the role of komainu, the paired lion-dog guardians that watch over Japanese shrines.

Brushed across Red Fuji in the logo is the calligraphy 晴れに翔け (hare ni kake), "soar into clear skies".
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Two can play at that game.
Globe-like surface, brown with a white dusting, with an enormous fissure running from top to bottom.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Haven’t had snow at #KubeCon since Austin ‘17
Corner of a building; snow is streaking right to left.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
On my way to #KubeCon. New transportation provider; they seem friendly.
Sign saying “Jellycat Airlines London”, with a selection of uniformed staff below.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@hannahfoxwell.net is moving from the 2-pizza team to the tapas team. #QConLondon
Slide from a conference talk. 
BUILD SOMETHING WORTH BUILDING
I'M KEEPING
→ Empowered product teams
→ Fast feedback with real users
→ UX Research & Usability Testing
I'M TRASHING
→ The two pizza team of 6-8 developers
→ My 6 month roadmap
I'M TRYING
→ Forward deployed engineers
→ Product engineers
→ Prototype before product
→ Smaller teams
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The view at #QConLondon is pretty special.
London skyline: Big Ben on right, London Eye and The Shard in background.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
20 years of #QConLondon. I'm honored to be part of this edition, speaking on CPU Hardware Counters, on Monday (tomorrow). qconlondon.com/presentation...
Banner for QCon London session "Understanding and Tuning System Performance with CPU Hardware Counters", speaker Bryan Boreham
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I love the power in this shot.
Dark brown bird of prey, wings up, has snatched a fish and is starting to fly off. Tail of the fish is dragging in the water.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Brown leather hardback book cover, title "Moby Mole", by "Helmann Kubeville".
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Later that night
People march down a street at night, carrying fiery torches. Some in the foreground are dressed as Vikings with shiny helmets. Night scene; about 900 people carrying burning torches surround a replica Viking longship. Night scene. A replica Viking longship ablaze, with people standing round. Night scene. Five people dressed as Vikings, one with large wings on his helmet, silhouetted against a blazing inferno.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
In Shetland for Up Helly Aa, where people dress up as Vikings and burn a longship.
City street, with about 40 people dressed as Vikings in red cloaks and silver helmets. Replica Viking longship, mounted on a wheeled float on the street.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Honoured to have been included on the OpenUK list.
Bryan standing holding a medal with an orange ribbon.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
downdetector.com is down. We're doomed!
Screen grab showing url downdetector.com and error message:
500 Internal Server Error - cloudflare
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Teddington Lock
River view, late evening. Trees and orange sky.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Conversational gambits for weeks! www.unicode.org/notes/tn27/
U+0238 LATIN SMALL LETTER DB DIGRAPH
U+0239 LATIN SMALL LETTER QP DIGRAPH

These are actually ligatures, rather than digraphs
U+025B LATIN SMALL LETTER OPEN E

This is actually a Latin epsilon and should have been so called.
U+025E LATIN SMALL LETTER CLOSED REVERSED OPEN E

Actually a closed reversed epsilon (reversed form of U+025B).
U+0285 LATIN SMALL LETTER SQUAT REVERSED ESH

This is actually a reversed fishhook r with retroflex hook.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I will be speaking at #GopherConUK about Swiss Maps! www.gophercon.co.uk
Gopher mascot in Swiss Guard uniform
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Missing GopherCon EU due to being 9,000km away.
Sunset over Tokyo bay. Suspension bridge and skyscrapers in the background, dinner cruise boats in the middle.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Continuing our series on vending machines…
Five vending machines in a row, in an indoor setting. The machines are emblazoned with pictures of raw steaks, except for the leftmost which looks like fish eggs. Bon appetit!
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
He will protect us. 🤞
30m high Gundam “Unicorn” statue, with Bryan in front.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Japan is famous for vending machines, but this is one of the best.
Vending machine at the side of a street, offering Sriracha hot sauce. Nothing but hot sauce in this one vending machine. 30 bottles are on show. The price is 700 yen.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I’m in Japan for #kubecon, sightseeing for a bit before heading to Tokyo.
Ghibli park in Aichi, showing recreations of Howl’s Moving Castle and Kiki’s bakery. Himeji Castle, striking white walls above massive stone walls.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Not sure if this translation is accurate.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’m in Prague!
Old clock on the side of a tower.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Observability Day kicking off, sponsored by @grafana.bsky.social #kubecon
Conference stage with slide showing Grafana logo
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’m here! #kubecon
Bryan at the Excel conference center entrance.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Come see me and Chris Leavoy on Thursday at #kubecon This talk is about the biggest Prometheus I've ever seen. Lots of low-level detail about what goes on inside, plus what we did about it. Or find me on the Grafana booth - number S462. sched.co/1txHp
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Come see me and @bernot.dev on Wednesday at #kubecon This talk is about extending the Vertical Pod Autoscaler to cope with hetrogenous loads. Or find me on the Grafana booth - number S462. sched.co/1tx8F
Banner: The Next Generation of DaemonSet Autoscaling, Wednesday April 2 17:00
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This is still one of my favourite things about startup culture.
Head and shoulders shot of a grey squirrel wearing a natty suit and trilby hat.
Denotes "ship it".
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
We will fight on the beaches.
Lady on beach with sign welcoming President Trump
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Swiss Map! Coming soon in Go 1.24! Hear all about it at FOSDEM next week. www.fosdem.org/2025/schedul...
Swiss flag
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Serene little dude.
White-faced monkey lying on a tree branch, staring into the distance.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Three weeks till Waffle Time. See you at #fosdem!
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Just been to see The Producers. Such a hilarious show, that tries hard to offend everyone possible.
Poster for “Springtime for Hitler”, the show-within-a-show of The Producers. 
Subtitle “A gay romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden”.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Yes, lots of people who played with him. Just had Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam.
Terry Gilliam on stage
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Sunny Fife
Deserted beach with sun in the background. Thin clouds in sky. Looks slightly eerie.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Shiny boi
Striking red and purple butterfly, perched with wings open on a green bush.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
Not too crowded here.
Large expanse of sandy beach, and sky.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Went to see Bagpuss and the Clangers.
The most Important
The most Beautiful
The most Magical
Saggy old cloth cat in the whole wide world. Original Clangers
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Baby geese!
Two adult geese, swimming with 6 tiny baby geese with sunshine reflecting off the water.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Open Source maintainer submits a detailed review of your PR.
Japanese woodblock print of angry man with red face wielding sword.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
English seaside town.
Beach and apartments behind at sunset.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Baby deer in a park.
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Bryan Boreham @bboreham.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Nature keeps evolving crabs.
Multi-bladed tool shaped like a crab.
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