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Simon Baynes

@bayn.es
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Founder AfterLife, Dad, husband, software architect, runner, and carousing.

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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 21/07/2026
The afternoon commute went completely to shit. I had to take a tube to a different location and get a taxi. The #GreatNorthern line is still a disaster six years later.
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 21/07/2026
The morning commute went a bit wobbly.
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 26/06/2026
Guess when I popped out to collect my daughter from school. This heat is no joke.
Garmin stress graph, showing a big spike at 1300 when I went out in the heat.
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 23/06/2026
It's not even 0900 yet. Work today is going to be hard.
25°C
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 14/06/2026
A COMPUTER

CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE

A COMPUTER

MUST NEVER

MAKE

A

MANAGEMENT

DECISION
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 02/06/2026
It turns out that the graph was cached. The actual number is higher. IT was ~31% of my credits. #GitHub #Copilot #AI
2215/7000 AI credits used in one day
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 01/06/2026
I never got close to using my allocation for #GitHub #Copilot previously. With the new pricing model, I have used ~18% on day 1. New dawn. I am very glad I don't actually need it to do my job; it just speeds up some things.
1,287/7,000 credits used
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 26/05/2026
#GitHub actions have been completely torpedoed for the last 2 hours.
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 06/05/2026
And #GitHub is broken again
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 05/05/2026
#GitHub is sucking again!!!
Incident with Actions
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 23/04/2026
Thanks, #ClearScore for nothing. Your "confirm you are not a bot" test fails over and over again.
a screen shot of the ClearScore captha saying try again
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 28/03/2026
Britain is beautiful #LulworthCove
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 16/03/2026
Bizarrely on my phone it truncates your post.
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 17/02/2026
It's happening #pancakeday
Pancakes
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 10/02/2026
Hilarious rage about not picking up dog poop. I laughed so hard.
WANT TO START YOGA?

START BY BENDING OVER AND PICKING UP YOUR

DOG SHIT KNOWN AS THE DOWNWARD DOG POSITION THEN PUT IT IN THE BIN!
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 14/01/2026
Good news. The operation went well, and I can see. 🥳 #GravesDisease #Thyroid #ThyroidEyeDisease #TED
Post operative photo
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 11/01/2026
Here are the before and after photos. /9
How my eyes looked before I had Graves DiseaseHow my eyes looked after I had Graves Disease
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 23/12/2025
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 22/12/2025
Good times at the covered market in King's Cross. Lush
Two Flints Santiago Pale AleDuck burger and fries
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 30/11/2025
That is Croydon. You must never go there.
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 25/10/2025
#Croatia is just what the doctor ordered. I feel the stress melt off of me.
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 21/10/2025
My GP has moved to Total Triage. You now have a monster form to fill in and wait up to 2 days for an appointment. This is apparently an upgrade.
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 12/10/2025
On route to #broncos at #jets
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 20/07/2025
Not the best start to the holiday. #MalaysianAirlines
Airplane toilet door fell off in my hands
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 28/06/2025
Just seen in #London
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 15/06/2025
I completely forgot it was Father's Day today. What a nice surprise.
My Father's Day gift
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 06/06/2025
Happy Annual Fish and Chip Day!
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 29/05/2025
I got there. Site is broken
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 29/05/2025
Finally moving again.
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 29/05/2025
Apparently, @ticketmaster.com spotted a bad actor. Surely you have a process for that!!!
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 29/05/2025
It appears that @ticketmaster.com and I have a different definition of soon. #NFL #NFLUK #NFLLondon #denverbroncos
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 29/05/2025
One hour later. A whole 102 people served. #ticketmaster #denverbroncos 🤦🏼
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 29/05/2025
Ticketmaster, don't fail me now. #denverbroncos
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Simon Baynes @bayn.es · 09/05/2025
So GoDaddy won't let me log in with my VPN enabled. If you search for a solution, one of the top results is one of their own articles about the benefits of using a VPN. www.godaddy.com/resources/sk... Total hypocrisy. #godaddy
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