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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 19h

Really wish things would happen in the news that are simple, binary situations of good and bad, sick of all this complex, nuanced stuff

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Food tip - if you don't have this, buy two of them. Leave them out of a cupboard. The second will age further while you're using the first one, and will taste even more incredible. When the first one runs out, buy a replacement and move on to the second one. Air-aged soy sauce is infinitely better.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Presenting MasterChef is essentially saying "if it's undercooked it's going to be unpleasant, if it's overcooked it's going to be tough and dry" every 5 minutes for the rest of your life

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This story is awful in all directions, but if it means Britain isn't further polluted by money made off the back of enormous human rights abuses then maybe there's a silver lining in there.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The future is awful, pass it on

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Literally pressing refresh on Steam until Transport Fever 3 comes out at 5pm, couldn't be more excited.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know all about the news, me

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How about this - the punishment is that Manchester Evening News gets shut down. I'd take it. We could all live in peace without click-bait shit like this. City aren't going to get an actual punishment anyway, so let's fuck the MEN off into the sun and get on with our lives.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Attempting to read all 6 Booker Prize shortlist nominees before the winner is announced in 6 weeks, and do an illustration for each of them. First up - Black Bag by Luke Kennard. I started it at 10pm last night, and I'm already halfway through. Absolutely hilarious and very, very weird so far.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What an awful year for football. The World Cup did a lot of damage to my faith in the game (Trump overturning a red card, Infantino trying to sell it, Argentina turning their backs on the winners), and now Man City are found guilty of cheating for years. It's said a lot, but the game's finally gone.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fucking hell this is big. Can't wait for them to face absolutely no meaningful punishment whatsoever.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Burn the entire fucking world to the ground, we don't deserve the beauty of nature or the time of day. We took unlimited opportunity and turned it into a cunt-filled cluster-cunt of cuntish proportions. I fucking hate humans.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wasn't expecting anything at all from Ice Cream Man, and yet somehow it still managed to fail to live up to my expectations. Avoid.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My favourite movie trope is the mangled failed experiment of a mad scientist begging the protagonist to 'kill me... kill... me', you just don't see it any more. Switch on, 'Hollywood'.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Every time I try [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] to listen to some music or [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] just take in the air [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] around me, I keep [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] finding myself just sticking on [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[to the tune of Everything is Awesome by LEGO™] Everything is awful Everything is shit when youre a conscious being EVERYTHING IS AWFUL JUST GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The absolute best podcast of the lot. There's a period where it was genuinely the funniest thing Bob had ever done, and that's a very stiff competition. Thanks Mince, you were there exactly when you needed to be. And thanks for your sports trophy

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What an utterly ridiculous cat I have

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Is it money? I feel like it's money. I bet it's money. Is it money?

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There are many reasons I can't abide Strictly, but the sheer extroversion of it is the main one.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Congratulations to VAR for once again sucking all the fucking life and joy out of a sport that used to be fun. Well done to every cunt involved 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #NFFC

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fuck this sport. It is a shit shadow of what it used to be. #NFFC

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Absolutely loving the new series of the hit comedy show 'Tottenham Hotspur'

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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma is an absolute masterpiece. What a year for horror.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026

What on earth is happening?

This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Disappointed, but that kid was a little cunt anyway so fuck him

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is MGW, the best player we've ever had. The backheel isn't even his finest (Danilo against Southampton is arguably better), but the fact we're even having this discussion is golden days. #nffc

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Proper jealous of babies, they can just go 'nah, vibe's off, I'm gonna scream', and then scream

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

'POST-IT NO. 1', pen on post-it note, 2026 An actual drawing, on an actual object, in the actual world. For the first time in maybe 20 years. Fun.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy Danny Dyer Day to all who celebrate

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"City Ground Expansion" is the new "Omar Richards". Rumoured to be real, but nobody has seen actual proof. #nffc

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

An entire politics and worldview animated by a lively terror that somewhere, somebody might be eating a free cheese sandwich

Sharron Davies HoL MBE O
@sharrond62
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Accept they're not free really are they? The cost the tax payer, when giving children a breakfast can be achieved for 50p at home. The cost to the tax payer is far far higher per breakfast than
50p

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Ilikecaketoo (UK) @ilikecaketoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Disgraceful that the RNLI have to say this today, but here we are 😞. If you would like to donate👇🏻. rnli.org/support-us/g... #RNLI #RNLISavesLives

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

In unrelated news, Halcyon Days at Taoyuan is scratching both my Stardew Valley obsession and my Chinese culture obsession. It's been out for ages, and I only stumbled on it this week and have done 40 hours already. THERE ARE SO MANY VIDEO GAMES

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TheParisAngel @theparisangel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A lad from our cricket club took his life on Wednesday. No warning signs. 18 years of age. Threw himself off a balcony. Just talk, lads. It’s never that bad.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

GTA 6 looks utterly incredible. If anybody wants to gift me a PS5 then let me know, don't want to wait 18 years for the PC release.

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