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Oh SHIT my bad, what shall I bump? Sigur Ros is good but it hasn't got Russ Abbott. I'm fairly certain Tapestry has no Russ Abbott either. Is Russ Abbott on the Slayer one? I'm off back to the drawing board, normal service will be resumed ASAP.

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There are 5 perfect albums in the world, and they are - - Sigur Ros, Agaetis Byrjun - B&S, If You're Feeling Sinister - Weezer, Pinkerton - Carole King, Tapestry - Slayer, Reign in Blood Any deviation from this list is noncery.

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Just chatted to a guy who said that Boy With the Arab Strap is better than If You're Feeling Sinister, what world am I living in?

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Read - - Barbara Kingsolver - Louise Erdrich - Rebecca Perry - Elizabeth Strout - Yoko Ogawa - Evie Wyld - Claire Keegan - Taffy Brodesser-Akner Then tell me the world is shit.

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Just finished the last one. 6 books in 14 days isn't bad going.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

By people who make money from showing you the Premier League*

Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"I made this with AI" NO. You crowd-sourced a vast library of human talent that was stolen without the permission of people with actual skills that they worked hard to learn, and typed a sentence into a machine. Fuck off.

Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This doesn't work though, because AI is for virgins, so how would they have a baby?

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I haven't, but I'll give that a watch when I've got an hour! Ta love.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Happy 40th Birthday to this absolute hurricane

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Take your pick, they're all going in the bin regardless. Rancid mushy bastards.

Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Really wish things would happen in the news that are simple, binary situations of good and bad, sick of all this complex, nuanced stuff

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Food tip - if you don't have this, buy two of them. Leave them out of a cupboard. The second will age further while you're using the first one, and will taste even more incredible. When the first one runs out, buy a replacement and move on to the second one. Air-aged soy sauce is infinitely better.

Presenting MasterChef is essentially saying "if it's undercooked it's going to be unpleasant, if it's overcooked it's going to be tough and dry" every 5 minutes for the rest of your life

This story is awful in all directions, but if it means Britain isn't further polluted by money made off the back of enormous human rights abuses then maybe there's a silver lining in there.

Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm on an Android tablet and found Krita a bit laggy, so I'm on Clip Studio. In short - depends on your hardware. Both are free to try so give them both an hour!

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The future is awful, pass it on

Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Literally pressing refresh on Steam until Transport Fever 3 comes out at 5pm, couldn't be more excited.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know all about the news, me

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How about this - the punishment is that Manchester Evening News gets shut down. I'd take it. We could all live in peace without click-bait shit like this. City aren't going to get an actual punishment anyway, so let's fuck the MEN off into the sun and get on with our lives.

Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Attempting to read all 6 Booker Prize shortlist nominees before the winner is announced in 6 weeks, and do an illustration for each of them. First up - Black Bag by Luke Kennard. I started it at 10pm last night, and I'm already halfway through. Absolutely hilarious and very, very weird so far.

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What an awful year for football. The World Cup did a lot of damage to my faith in the game (Trump overturning a red card, Infantino trying to sell it, Argentina turning their backs on the winners), and now Man City are found guilty of cheating for years. It's said a lot, but the game's finally gone.

Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fucking hell this is big. Can't wait for them to face absolutely no meaningful punishment whatsoever.

Thank you. I mostly manage to do that, but tonight I'm in a very foul mood 🤣. Love you x

Burn the entire fucking world to the ground, we don't deserve the beauty of nature or the time of day. We took unlimited opportunity and turned it into a cunt-filled cluster-cunt of cuntish proportions. I fucking hate humans.

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I wasn't expecting anything at all from Ice Cream Man, and yet somehow it still managed to fail to live up to my expectations. Avoid.

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My favourite movie trope is the mangled failed experiment of a mad scientist begging the protagonist to 'kill me... kill... me', you just don't see it any more. Switch on, 'Hollywood'.

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Every time I try [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] to listen to some music or [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] just take in the air [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] around me, I keep [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] finding myself just sticking on [THREE BEAN SALAD PODCAST] @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social

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[to the tune of Everything is Awesome by LEGO™] Everything is awful Everything is shit when youre a conscious being EVERYTHING IS AWFUL JUST GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS

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It's got me in a right fluffery-buffery on more than one occasion.

The absolute best podcast of the lot. There's a period where it was genuinely the funniest thing Bob had ever done, and that's a very stiff competition. Thanks Mince, you were there exactly when you needed to be. And thanks for your sports trophy

Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What an utterly ridiculous cat I have

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Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Is it money? I feel like it's money. I bet it's money. Is it money?

Bawdy Corvid @bawdycorvid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We genuinely do have a higher proportion of local wizards here

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Reposted by Bawdy Corvid

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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There are many reasons I can't abide Strictly, but the sheer extroversion of it is the main one.

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It doesn't paper over the fact that we were utterly shite, mind. #NFFC

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Congratulations to VAR for once again sucking all the fucking life and joy out of a sport that used to be fun. Well done to every cunt involved 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #NFFC

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Fuck this sport. It is a shit shadow of what it used to be. #NFFC