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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 3h

She's about to do what she's about to do, and she's about to show what the girls should have did.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Mind you it has never been more expensive to exist. But ok!!!!

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ancestry.com wanting to charge me $39.99/month to see *checks notes*.....a single picture of my great grandmother? Lol fuck all y'all!

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I love it when British people get Chinese food and it's just a big plate of beige.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why are murphy beds like $5k?

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That Tom Daley in drag video actually kinda scares me.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Every exit blocked off. Every stop light red. Every other lane closed. Amazon employees with their flashers on taking up the entire one way road.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The baldest people I've ever seen are on r/bald asking if it's time.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Please see my new tattoo of Chester, my baby girl who I miss so much. I think it came out so so nice. Greatest tattoo in Baltimore!

Black and grey tattoo portrait of a cat. The cat is surrounded by violets on the left and right, with a fine line circle surrounding the portrait.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I drive the entirety of Fulton for every work day, and it's kinda impressive how many abandoned houses the city has flipped over the years. Noticing it especially lately.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Amazing day for those who don't like that woman with the weird bangs.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Working in an industry that is focused on stream/water protection...if I never had to hear the word pfas again in my life I would die happy.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I must have been on speaker because I could hear my fagcent echoing on the other person's line during a work call. I was even using my straight voice 🤡😩

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me when I airbrush myself out of recognition.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I lied, it was just caffeine. It's not doing shit for me 😩

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Happened to me the last 2 weekends in a row. How are they getting worse?

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Her fans are her biggest haters tbh

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I kinda like the new miley album. Like there's a few cringe moments but overall I think it's kinda fun!

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think Democrats need to remember that polls have often been wrong, especially in the Tr*mp era. Like y'all gotta vote and stop celebrating early.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Please get those ugly pictures of tom cruise off my feed

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Someone tell P!nk we don't care what she thinks for at least 2 decades now.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm excited for the new Baltimore Starlings, but their logo is pissing me the fuck off. It doesn't look like a starling and the whole thing just looks a mess. Nevertheless, we will be supporting!

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Nintendo Direct, please no more remakes, amiibos, games on tropical islands *camera flare from sun* or old games uploaded to the expansion packs. It's been almost 10 years since the last Mario.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Northern pike is coming along!!!!

Cardboard frame of a crafted northern pike.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Not queens or sudoku. They will always be that bitch.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Freed myself from only playing some of the LinkedIn games for fear of losing my streak. Fuck you, patches, wend, zip, etc.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

How to lose 25lbs by September 1, 2026

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Perfect exercise for a 41 yo btw.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

How to lose 25lbs by August 1, 2026

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This halftime show corny as hell.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Not religious or spiritual at all, but DEEP in my Preacher's Wife soundtrack bag rn

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Btw I too am enjoying Confessions II. They've been calling her old for the last 25 years. I hope she continues to do whatever she wants for the next 25 years. A queen.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Siding with Egypt only because of Australia's one sided beef with us.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

How to lose 20lbs by July 1, 2026

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Sad about the Mfume (ancient, 77, and AIPAC endorsed) and Ferguson (BGE candidate) wins. Baltimore, we gotta do better!

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Being required to drive the entirety of Fulton on work days is giving me chronic road rage.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Same, but different part of town :)

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I really really really miss my cat.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Anyone else who's also landed on Tyler Catastrophe tiktok against their will has my sympathy.

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

They expect me to believe it wasn't staged?

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

When the Iran war coverage is so bad you gotta start dropping more Epstein lore to distract

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Also there is something out there for everyone, and i don't wish to yuck your yum. Importantly, the food looks good! I wish them so much success! But come on!!!

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Anyone been to the Barn and Lodge At The Rotunda (in Hampden)? Just looked at pictures online and it looks like the final boss of millennial burger restaurants (modern farmhouse edition, including ai slop art). I'm sure they do great at their county spots! But who in Baltimore is asking for this?

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Jerome Alexander Horne @jahorne.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"Baltimore: The most frustratingly beautiful city I've ever lived in... I know what it was... I see what it is... I dream of what it could be..."

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

When slayyyyter said I want a cigarette....

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Natty @battynoh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I'm already so tired of seeing this guy

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