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@battmutler.bsky.social
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STL information professional. Chaotic neutral. he/him. 💻📖🎸🎮🍺⭕

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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I went to the same high school as Eric Schmitt. Jesuit. College prep. Much more challenging than college ever was. I have no idea how he graduated.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weather's been immaculate this weekend, so I hit up Tower Grove Pride yesterday and Art In the Park @ Francis Park today. VERY different vibes. Almost alarmingly so.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
difficult choices were made
my 9 games, the 9 games that shaped who i am: goldeneye 007, half life 2, red dead redemption 2, nhl 95, yakuza 0, microsoft flight simulator, the last of us, chrono trigger, unreal tournament
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah
A utility pole with sharpie: "no Nazis in our neighborhood Frankie Rizello is a bitch and so are all his fascist friends"
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, at my next job interview:
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Charlie's Spaghetti Policy - It's Always Sunny
Alt: Charlie's Spaghetti Policy - It's Always Sunny
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never forget that Frank Oz believes the stress of dealing with Disney's initial, relentless attempts to buy his creations is what killed Jim Henson. "The Disney deal is probably what killed Jim. It made him sick," he told The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/culture/2021...
theguardian.com
Frank Oz on life as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy and Yoda: ‘I’d love to do the Muppets again but Disney doesn’t want me’
He played some of the most memorable characters of all time on The Muppet Show and Sesame Street - then became a brilliant comedy director. What is he most proud of?
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Alwayssunny Trashman
Alt: Always sunny Trashman
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let this be a lesson: don't name your kid something inane like Jaxson
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 23/09/2026
i love this and post it every fall
caption: humpty dumpty had a great fall

four pictures of humpty dumpty enjoying fall activities
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She made a song about the measles?
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A short, non-exclusive list of people and entities that can go to hell: - Enos Stanley Kroenke - the Rams, wherever they live now - Stan Kroenke, again - Everyone associated with the Rams, including the whole NFL - Kroenke again - Arsenal, the Avs, the Nugs, the Rapids, and the Angels - Kroenke
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and of COURSE they're from Franklin County
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sunday Night Batshit
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just started watching Furious, and now I finally know why everyone on Double Lives of Suburban Wives (aka the St. Louis OnlyFans Show) hates Emily.
emily from double lives of suburban wivescatherine from furious
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope ed sheeran gets canceled for good, mostly just because i have always found him annoying
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Emmy speeches seem reeeally hurried, almost panicked - do they get fined if they go over time or something?! I noticed Stephen Root even had a chyron for all his thank-yous.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What did John Mulaney say?
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who's the necromancer they hired to reanimate Turtle Mitch?
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That MF Is Not Real
Alt: That MF Is Not Real
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am convinced that Stan Kroenke paid 60 Minutes for this absolute glaze piece on the Rams
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 08/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.”
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OG Catholic Batman is just Robin Hood. In the original folklore, he was a daily Mass-goer and had a deep devotion to the Virgin Mary (who evolved over time into Maid Marian).
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I like this college football on Sunday thing. How about we just do this every weekend and completely shitcan the NFL?
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lmao suck it michigan
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
americamagazine.org
Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know I have a well-curated bluesky feed because this is the first time I've ever heard of Seth Moulton
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme would have been great fun on its own, but holy moses, the irony of the whole thing really tied it together.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Weird that the new Boeing documentary never mentions McDonnell Douglas once. The whole quality downfall started with the Boeing-MD merger in the late 90s. Boeing had always been engineer-driven, but MD had started to let the bean counters call the shots and were suffering because of it.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
REMINDER
richard scarry wolfwagon
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm watching a live German soccer game, on a Spanish-language television channel, with just an antenna, in the middle of the USA.
Yakov Smirnoff in a colorful sweater giving a thumbs up, with the caption "what a country!"
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Friday at last….
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
thebeaverton.com
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
noooooooooo
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't imagine Dolly would much approve of everyone being bummed out over her - this seems more appropriate youtu.be/YXJJPU-T5mo
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
noooooooooo
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
LIV was horrible for golf; I'm glad it finally died and I hope it stays dead. It always sucks when you can't see the best against the best.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pretty glad I already sold my STL City ticket for tonight. Regardless of the performance, the vibes are gonna be absolute trash with Löwen leaving. #allforcity
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How much do you think this fine will be? Tash went IN on the men who keep throwing these green dildos 😭😂 #WNBA
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I hate the Savannah Bananas, but I wasn't sure why. It was visceral. But I think I figured it out. It's for people who don't like baseball, and I'm offended by the idea that someone wouldn't like baseball.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm awfully nervous about this upcoming NFL season - if my Indiana fandom follows Fernando Mendoza to Vegas, I'll be turned into a Raiders fan... which I am NOT okay with.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love It's Always Sunny - always will - but S18E02 definitely ripped off a major plot point from Ernest Goes to Jail.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Seriously, this needs a Nebula award or something. Everyone involved understood the assignment and made a loving parody out of a shit-ton of cardboard, innovation, and the cutest little Vader ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qy8...
youtube.com
If Star Wars had a $10 Budget - Full Movie
YouTube video by Secondhand Movie Co
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just threw Linux Mint on a decrepit 13-year-old Macbook stuck on Big Sur, and... good god, this thing WORKS again! Battery life will probably suck, but super snappy and no driver issues other than a brief wifi thing. Very usable.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
> fires up a movie about music hipsters in the early 2010s > sees this shot > feels extremely seen, not in a bad way necessarily, but in a "hey excuse you, those were my favorite books in 2007" way
a stack of books - sex drugs and cocoa puffs, fear and loathing in las vegas, breakfast of champions
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
All together now: "There is no cloud; it's just other people's servers."
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I signed up for a non-degree night class for fun at my undergrad alma mater... and was impressed/alarmed to find out that my email address still exists and I still have the same student ID number. It's been 20 years and they can't get rid of me!
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this TLC Secret Lives of Suburban Wives series is pretty ehhh. I was hoping to see them do some STL filming locations, but of course they're all from Union or JeffCo or whatever other BFE, which, ahem, is very much "exurban." There's even a segment in Poplar Bluff, almost three hours away!
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
made a web site because i guess that's what i do on a saturday night now - i have deliberately learned almost nothing about web design in the past 15 years because the modern web is horrible - mattbutler.neocities.org taking suggestions on horrible myspace-era stuff to try
mattbutler.neocities.org
.-^ HELLO WORLD ^-.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I really want to see a Legend of Zelda movie, but I really, REALLY do NOT want to see a Legend of Zelda movie.
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