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@battmutler.bsky.social
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STL information professional. Chaotic neutral. he/him. 💻📖🎸🎮🍺⭕

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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 14h
Mint with xfce is a great fit for old laptops. Vanilla Ubuntu can be a bit too bloated, but they still need the weird drivers for wifi and power mgmt that only Ubuntu and offshoots seem to have. It's the only distro I've gotten to work right on my old 2013 macbook.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had nightmares about the Jolly Green Giant.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing needs an audience?
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LES CLAYPOOL and billy?! let's gooooo
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm almost tempted to feel bad for the Gators at this point. Almost.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Costco on a Saturday afternoon was a Brentwood Promenade level mistake.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta shout this even if it's into the void: for the first time in ten months, MY BACK DOESN'T HURT still a little stiff so it might hurt again tomorrow, but jfc this has been probably the worst year of my life and I am looking forward to moving on from it
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I went to the same high school as Eric Schmitt. Jesuit. College prep. Much more challenging than college ever was. I have no idea how he graduated.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weather's been immaculate this weekend, so I hit up Tower Grove Pride yesterday and Art In the Park @ Francis Park today. VERY different vibes. Almost alarmingly so.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dude was never that interested in being famous. Still lives outside Bloomington, IN. When I lived there 15ish years ago, there would always be rumblings of "Cougar sightings" around town.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
difficult choices were made
my 9 games, the 9 games that shaped who i am: goldeneye 007, half life 2, red dead redemption 2, nhl 95, yakuza 0, microsoft flight simulator, the last of us, chrono trigger, unreal tournament
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't condone the sexist language, but upon further examination, said Frankie Rizzello is, in fact, a Nazi: www.firstalert4.com/2024/03/15/c...
firstalert4.com
Chesterfield man charged with hate crimes for damaging church, Asian restaurant
A 20-year-old Chesterfield man was charged with spray-painting the name of a Nazi group on a church and an Asian restaurant.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah
A utility pole with sharpie: "no Nazis in our neighborhood Frankie Rizello is a bitch and so are all his fascist friends"
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, at my next job interview:
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Charlie's Spaghetti Policy - It's Always Sunny
Alt: Charlie's Spaghetti Policy - It's Always Sunny
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never forget that Frank Oz believes the stress of dealing with Disney's initial, relentless attempts to buy his creations is what killed Jim Henson. "The Disney deal is probably what killed Jim. It made him sick," he told The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/culture/2021...
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Frank Oz on life as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy and Yoda: ‘I’d love to do the Muppets again but Disney doesn’t want me’
He played some of the most memorable characters of all time on The Muppet Show and Sesame Street - then became a brilliant comedy director. What is he most proud of?
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was just thinking this. If they're gonna be blocking traffic on Macklind, I'd rather know they're here.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/qnFVMkTWaBw
youtu.be
NOFX - The Decline (Official Full Album Version)
YouTube video by FAT WRECK CHORDS
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Alwayssunny Trashman
Alt: Always sunny Trashman
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sportsball stuff
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let this be a lesson: don't name your kid something inane like Jaxson
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 23/09/2026
i love this and post it every fall
caption: humpty dumpty had a great fall

four pictures of humpty dumpty enjoying fall activities
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think he mentioned on a signing stream that he was on his last intergalactic indigo and they had been discontinued, so that rundown may not apply this time!
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She made a song about the measles?
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A short, non-exclusive list of people and entities that can go to hell: - Enos Stanley Kroenke - the Rams, wherever they live now - Stan Kroenke, again - Everyone associated with the Rams, including the whole NFL - Kroenke again - Arsenal, the Avs, the Nugs, the Rapids, and the Angels - Kroenke
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and of COURSE they're from Franklin County
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sunday Night Batshit
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would say "what if aphantasia but instead an inability to map maps" but occam's razor: refusing maps is a long-held tradition of middle-aged men
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who needs the UFC fight when you got redneck boxing on the track?
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
makes sense, thanks!
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How are you cooking this up? I have an HDHomeRun and would be interested in this sort of data for the STL area
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hope you don't have any plans tomorrow
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just started watching Furious, and now I finally know why everyone on Double Lives of Suburban Wives (aka the St. Louis OnlyFans Show) hates Emily.
emily from double lives of suburban wivescatherine from furious
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope ed sheeran gets canceled for good, mostly just because i have always found him annoying
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a consistent B: you do not want it; it is so stressful. I feel like Icarus every morning.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Butthole is butt! Why would they call it that if it weren't!? Butt is both glutes (and therefore legs) and butt-region (therefore including butthole). Therefore butthole is legs, QED
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Emmy speeches seem reeeally hurried, almost panicked - do they get fined if they go over time or something?! I noticed Stephen Root even had a chyron for all his thank-yous.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh booo, American media is ridiculous
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What did John Mulaney say?
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who's the necromancer they hired to reanimate Turtle Mitch?
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That MF Is Not Real
Alt: That MF Is Not Real
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am convinced that Stan Kroenke paid 60 Minutes for this absolute glaze piece on the Rams
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LMAO what. AI sucks 🤮
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Any actual racist vitriol I've ever seen from the rivalry came from mid-MO folks who never went to Mizzou and were too stupid to get in. Among the student body and alumni, it's all typical "we hate them because they hate us!" banter.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh it's way older than that even. Paul Harvey gave the "God Made a Farmer" speech at an FFA conference in the late 1970s.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was gonna say, this sounds WAY too much like Paul Harvey to be a coincidence. Harvey was an old-school republican with some nasty views, but I suspect he would have hated this.
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 08/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.”
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Emmet Otter
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matt @battmutler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OG Catholic Batman is just Robin Hood. In the original folklore, he was a daily Mass-goer and had a deep devotion to the Virgin Mary (who evolved over time into Maid Marian).
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