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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 15/10/2026

Vancouver- UltraRoommate needs a new crash pad. You can keep coins in his head, he talks in Japanese when you put em in, and his eyes glow in the dark. DM to arrange pickup $0 OBO

I paid $10 for it and have seen it sell online for $300

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 15/10/2026

When you let your coffee get too cool it’s ok just drink it fast and make another because you love caffeine

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 15/10/2026

Wearing my fun October-appropriate 90s slacker 70s baseball tee and October-appropriate painted jeans needing to shave and generally looking in a way that makes me remember that Transition Would Have Saved Kurt Cobain meme

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 12/10/2026

all the old Japanese drawings of white guys look like they're voiced by Stephen Root publicdomainreview.org/collection/j...

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 01/10/2026

Motivation: What happens usually matters less than how you handle it. ~or~ Goofus and Gallant on: Cangue Pillories

woefully sauceless, unable to project a romantic mystique of underdog defiance under the crushing boot of the state

Unbroken dignity is a psychological ace in the -sometimes literal- hole, a feathered serpent’s fang fourth-dimensionally threatening, venom-drops reflecting their panoptic paranoia, their own fears oppressing themselves more deeply than could any logistic manoeuvre ordered to any of their million fingers, only ever able to control mere momentary physical arrangements in a scramble to preemptively blot what is described on history’s blank pages, seconds constantly turning, eras often worth skipping, requiring constant total revision to self-delude into a Sisyphean mirage of stolen comfort.

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 01/10/2026

My integration of the poetic lesson illustrated by fictional character written by a celebrated wry romantic of my diasporic motherland is being stymied by my bitter credulity of the utter cozmik corniness of their first name essentially being all but three letters of my last one.

Stepan Plyushkin (Russian: Степан Плюшкин) is a fictional character in Nikolai Gogol's novel Dead Souls. He is a landowner who obsessively collects and saves everything he finds, to the point that when he wants to celebrate a deal with the protagonist Chichikov, he orders one of his serfs to find a cake that a visitor brought several years ago, scrape off the mold, and bring it to them. At the same time, his estate is incredibly inefficient; the cut wheat rots on the ground and any potential income is lost.

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 26/09/2026

My mood is that halloween pic of gene ween where his face is just painted sheet white with FUCK written across it in tall forehead-to-chin letters

god’s favorite angel on another worthwhile escapade

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026

we’d live in a more understanding and peaceful world if The PJ’s got rebooted as many times as Futurama

Thurgood Stubbs and Haiti Lady taught a pre-9/11 America to laugh and to love

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026

*window rolls up, barely muffling the most viciously mocking laughter you’ve ever heard*

I’m so busted I think splitting a cab makes me bougie

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026

Upon examining this clown mascot for dollar store cotton candy, I see that they are a Canadian named Pifpof.

The kind of asshole who complains about land acknowledgments while boasting that they’re not from Trump land

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 09/09/2026

This old Kodak EasyShare was programmed to only display dates from 2007 to 2025. 19 years seems like a weird number! Now that it’s 20 years old it’s officially vintage, but I doubt foresight; Kodak was going bankrupt and releasing jank. A digital smut Polaroid to keep crime/sex/spy pics off ya fone!

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 09/09/2026

when you find a character whose design seems to be roasting You Specifically

I feel attacked
[great fairy from majora’s mask]

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 08/09/2026

weed strain reviews by ladies of a certain age is my favorite poems -Budtina

As I smoked. A new me appeared. I was giggly, laughing, and creating. Great for creating awesome atmospheres. Btw ❤️❤️

Budtina

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 08/09/2026

BREAKING FIGURE ANALYSIS: The Human Race's apparent favorite color is Blue because even though it's only 5% Fun, it's 0% scary.

mud-crawling humans aspiring to the heavens

Orange is just a little more fun than yellow because its bummer getting on the bus to school

Now mind this chart is Fear/TERROR--
were it Fear/SPOOKY, there would be more purple in there

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 08/09/2026

Almost a quarter of women favor a color that isn't even represented in the men's poll Sitcoms show men often fail to notice things women find important but I wonder how many of those 57% of blue-favoring men actually DO like purple but think being able to name more than the primaries makes them gay

Female Fav Color
Blue -35%
Purple 23%
Green 14%
Red 9%
Black 6%
Orange 5%
Yellow 3%
Brown 3%
Grey 1%
White 1%

Male Fav Color
Blue -57%
Green 14%
Black 9%
Red 7%
Orange 5%
Brown 2%
White 2%
Yellow 1%

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 07/09/2026

Her reaction was so extreme I almost wonder if she thought I was someone specific? TRINITY MATRIX, perhaps??

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 04/09/2026

most websites have their chosen fonts coded in a way that overrides my browser's custom font settings so when something actually comes up in my custom fonts it always makes me laugh

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 01/09/2026

Art Klass Implanted pieces as anchors for continuing spontaneous organic work AND Attempt at the most poetic act of poesy possible

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 01/09/2026

On my witch shit [gluing an egg back together and painting it with a lover’s estrus while a large unrelated pot bubbles (witches can eat Mac n cheese)]

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 31/08/2026

Most people will probably get too hung up on the words themselves to appreciate that I’m bringing a refreshing new perspective to the centuries-old WET PAINT discussion

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 31/08/2026

Continuing the backalley chemistry theme- today a friend insta’d this pic of me caressing a vial of Re-Animator serum outside a show last month

You can just open glow sticks you know, its cool fun and normal

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 31/08/2026

ADRENOCHROME🫪 Mostly for the novelty of owning it, & curiosity after reading for years how easily it could be synthesized from EpiPens, I’m proud to say I yielded this. Sometimes called “pink adrenaline” by those few professionals familiar with it outside of being a plot device in Fear & Loathing.

Adrenochrome synthesized from epinephrine

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 30/08/2026

Attn: merry pranksters and chaos demons Dingtember 2026 number has been released! A helpful primer: m.youtube.com/watch?v=fkAm...

Minimalist dingtember note, to be left on a windshield so they call a prank number

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 28/08/2026

yeah we've all seen it a million times but its real beauty is the sucker knockout after your conscious mind safely identifies the "funny part" and drops its guard to the rest of the image, loosing a roiling overflow of religious paroxysm sleepover-style fit-laughter over the name MR. BRAIN

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 27/08/2026

Walking home from the bar I spied a sixer of empty stellas that still had a couple caps, then a can of Pepsi, 2 wrapped deli sandwiches placed gently on a vacancy sign, a sealed 2l sprite, wrapped stack of cookies, and a silver ring

I have a scavenger’s eye that turns everyday mundanities into legitimately fruitful roguelike loot-hunts, is what I assure my mother

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 27/08/2026

just like fleetwood mac and the B-52’s said (redeeming a code for free sandwich that I acquired by answering their 5min online survey using a receipt I found littered in the lobby) 🧛🏻‍♀️🍔

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