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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢

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Chaotik Neutral Vampire Skank 𝔐𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦-𝔒𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔡 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝖙𝟒𝖙 𝖕𝖚𝖓𝖝 𝖋𝖙𝖜 𝕱𝖀𝕮𝕶 𝖆.𝖎. "embodiment of evil fate and misfortune in Slavic mythology, often depicted as an old, skinny woman in black or as an evil goblin of forests." - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Likho

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 2h
I like birps for its Third-Space-flavored-PEZ qualities
bedroom layout saved as “goth stoner”15 years ago tf2 was funny hat game now I have more streamlined methods
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 11h
qualities I feel compliment one's reliability as a narrator include a willingness to admit to instances when one was an idiot, so you can't use it assole criterion for an honest story but it does add a martyrly quality to one's follies middle hell apropos nutn, just aint smoked in a bit n playin god
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 13h
My integration of the poetic lesson illustrated by fictional character written by a celebrated wry romantic of my diasporic motherland is being stymied by my bitter credulity of the utter cozmik corniness of their first name essentially being all but three letters of my last one.
Stepan Plyushkin (Russian: Степан Плюшкин) is a fictional character in Nikolai Gogol's novel Dead Souls. He is a landowner who obsessively collects and saves everything he finds, to the point that when he wants to celebrate a deal with the protagonist Chichikov, he orders one of his serfs to find a cake that a visitor brought several years ago, scrape off the mold, and bring it to them. At the same time, his estate is incredibly inefficient; the cut wheat rots on the ground and any potential income is lost.
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 26/09/2026
My mood is that halloween pic of gene ween where his face is just painted sheet white with FUCK written across it in tall forehead-to-chin letters
god’s favorite angel on another worthwhile escapade
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 26/09/2026
I have no plans to rush things but I’m still excited that at least someday I’ll be dead and maybe then I’ll stop being such a fucking disappointment to everyone who gets to know me deeper than small talk ah shit just remembered im a godam vampire
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026
you can’t spell imperfect without “im perfect”
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026
getting excited at the end of the alphabet like a dyslexic RUSH fan
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026
getting excited at 12:21 like a dyslexic RUSH fan
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026
we’d live in a more understanding and peaceful world if The PJ’s got rebooted as many times as Futurama
Thurgood Stubbs and Haiti Lady taught a pre-9/11 America to laugh and to love
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026
*window rolls up, barely muffling the most viciously mocking laughter you’ve ever heard*
I’m so busted I think splitting a cab makes me bougie
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026
Upon examining this clown mascot for dollar store cotton candy, I see that they are a Canadian named Pifpof.
The kind of asshole who complains about land acknowledgments while boasting that they’re not from Trump land
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026
the gay bird what replaced my medulla oblongata CJ214Q2W6K
Thank you Boots for the Soy Sauce
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 25/09/2026
maudlin schmalz
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 24/09/2026
cinefork.net/media/tmdb-m... 15 mins in and you'll get the whole idea but the truly specific vibe crystallized by this undeniable classic does really deserve at least a cursory study by all interested in sleaze, schlock, or "The Buxotic"
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 19/09/2026
As awful as I can feel, living downtown amid so many people of all walks means every time I go outside I get “I like your outfit”s from angels, and “rock on, man”s from devils, and that can help me see at least some superficial worth in this thing I am.
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
"hell is other people" bitch hell is the Self
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
growing up viewing every cautionary tale as a personal challenge
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
a grief beyond shame just absolutely shrieking at myself hate hate hate suspiciously threatening myself to honor my promise to use it to learn better ways and grow into someone worthwhile, not let it destroy or define me, to not allow myself any self pity until wronged by someone other than myself
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
I make myself sick I refuse to allow myself to get away with the kinds of shit I boiled my frog into not even paying sincere attention to. I endeavor to sweat, bleed, vomit, excrete, expel, burn off, mitigate and neutralize my toxins I still can't believe how lucky I am, nor how disgusting I've been
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
one of my first times smoking weed as a teenager, I posed to my best friend the poetic-bordering-on-word-salad question, "Am I a criminal of the heart?" In 2 weeks his girlfriend and I began dating for 7 years, and it took yet more pain than that for me to see the bloody trail of my spree. no more
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
fuck, while I got caught up in soliloquy 007 escaped my death ray again
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
my own recipe but mom taught me
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
If I hadn't chanced to have over the years earned the confidence [or at least attracted the curiosity] of some of the most astonishing, beautiful, inspiring, irreplaceable people on earth, I'd have given up long ago, and history would judge it my noblest deed
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
ahh, torment
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
ok things to do I really am one of the luckiest people on earth to even be allowed to fuck up so catastrophically to realize some things I'm thoroughly disgusted in myself for not just having installed in my instincts but, shown enough grace, a wretch may be embarrassed into understanding
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
the words will never be perfect, because words will never be enough
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 14/09/2026
those awful traits can stay. Others -thoughtless, disgusting, bent-soul flaws that shame, disgrace and mortify me so deeply I even let bad will excuse utter shit from myself as sufficient, justified & worst of all, believable- do NOT work. cowardly gradual suicides of anything in me worthy of love
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 13/09/2026
Just a few days ago I realized I can just say “hey siri, where are you?”
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 13/09/2026
i accuse myself of being dense, corny, and worst of all, saccharine seems to work tho
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 13/09/2026
In that special state where I don’t feel especially drunk but am in horrified awe watching myself do routine things completely bonkers
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 13/09/2026
About Me: The first time I ever encountered "yo mama" jokes was on the columbine shooters' website and when 9/11 happened I was channel-switching between live coverage on CNN, The Spy Who Shagged Me on Cinemax, and Top Cat on Cartoon Network.
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 13/09/2026
You know how people will tape a helium balloon's string to the shell of a pet turtle so they can keep track of its roaming? that for my wireless mouse
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 12/09/2026
"Poontang" originated as a whaling term i bet
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 12/09/2026
Oh, shit! Happy 9/11 everybody!
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 12/09/2026
trans mutual aid is like when Beavis + Butt-Head had to sell chocolate bars for school so they just sat on the couch handing the same dollar back and forth as they eat all the candy
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 12/09/2026
When I’m in GETTING SHIT DONE MODE I’ll often roll a joint sometime during the day and just keep continuing diligently with it sticking out of my lips for upwards of six hours before thinking to light it. Anyone else or I’m beautiful mind?
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 12/09/2026
Amerikaanse
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 12/09/2026
When I say "Think Tank", it's not an aquarium; it's a panzer
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 12/09/2026
𝔐𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔨 𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔏𝔶𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔰 𝔳𝔬𝔫 𝔚𝔢𝔢𝔫
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 11/09/2026
The Holidays don't happen without You
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 10/09/2026
great song by bart simpson
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 10/09/2026
and yeah Blind Guardian are nerds but they know what they're doing here. I do find the chuggin' riffs during the chorus somewhat distasteful but it's clearly intended to be their idiosynchratic little twist, like a cover should have, but they're nerds so its bad www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rZJ...
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Blind Guardian - In A Gadda Da Vida
YouTube video by Paradise Rock UK
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 10/09/2026
I've wanted to hear an appropriately HEAVY cover of this song for years [sorry, Slayer] and of course an outfit calling themselves Church of Misery has delivered www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJkhOoDvsw
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Church of Misery - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Iron Butterfly cover)
YouTube video by IX
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 09/09/2026
"Open Bar is the most beautiful phrase in the English language."
tom green enabler
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 09/09/2026
latin family credo style sentence
fuck this gay earth type beat
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 09/09/2026
philosophy/sociology/psychology/folklore www.youtube.com/watch?v=40df...
in the pale moon light
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 09/09/2026
my folks gave me an Instant Pot they never used and it really makes odorlessly decarbing weed and infusing butter/oil/food with THC *stupid* easy!
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 09/09/2026
laughing and smiling while enjoying thoughts and ideas
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 09/09/2026
I desire American portions of victuals
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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 09/09/2026
Trying to assert that you actually weren’t being sarcastic when someone takes issue with you saying “big fucking deal” about something, suggesting that they be more positive, that they practice gratitude and mindfulness, give people the benefit of doubt, maybe a little “who hurt you?” etc
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