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Paul Luke

@batteredsausage.bsky.social
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Mad bull who lost his way. Loves Chess, Corona Extra, roast pork, and funny people.

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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@bigpapablu.bsky.social Thought you might like this from the heart about Keegan. When I say he has touched me, I don’t mean any kind of physical rudeness, I mean… Anyway, here I am, talking, earlier
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Charlie Speaks on Erika
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Professor Brian Cox at his best #briancox #professorbriancox #theuniverseandstuff #wigs #globes
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It Aint ‘alf Rot Mum
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This Scotsman outside the US Embassy in London yesterday is my favourite protestor if all time
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So everyone on Team MAGA has ended up on Team Genocide & Team Paedophile. Hard to fit all that on a baseball cap…
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners. Decide. Who are you?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS- JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS- JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS. #Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
😂
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I hope you like my new song “Maga Guy On Grindr” 🤔
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Partridge Quotes for 2026
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
That new Jurassic World review just dropped
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Reform is the MLS for Tory MPs. MLC is more accurate. Fresh change indeed.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It’s Wayne Wang’s birthday. Smoke is a beautiful movie. This wonderful scene inspired one of my Film students to do what Auggie does with his camera every day for his A Level Photography project. And of course, there’s the moment with Paul that the clip title refers to: youtu.be/O8WmkAh2nXE?...
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Smoke (1995). Paul Benjamin sees his deceased wife in Auggie's photo album.
YouTube video by Canal de Vídeo y Música
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Breakin Nooze #Geebeebies
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The only character I dislike in The Simpsons is Bart Simpson. He put me off watching it for a long time. Annoying, unpleasant, unfunny little shit.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 08/01/2026
It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/01/2026
What can these tools ICE purchased access for do? According to materials obtained by 404 Media: - Monitor a city neighborhood or block for mobile phones - Track the movements of those devices and their owners over time - Follow them from their places of work to home or other locations
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Inside ICE’s Tool to Monitor Phones in Entire Neighborhoods
404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work. Webloc can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or t...
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Slava Bonkus #ElonSucksSoHard @bonkski.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I adored Waiting For The Out on iPlayer. Writing, cast, and characters all exceptional and real. I needed to lose myself in something compelling and different. It delivered 👌
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This Seymour Hersh Netflix documentary is brilliant
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Who else loved that 80s series about the North Shields School For The Performing Arts? Bruno Thompson? Leroy Osbourne? Doris Johnson??
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Laughing at the deaths of two people. I cannot wait to breathe a sigh of relief when this orange turd finally flushes.
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I call Waltemade Walter Matthau, and I thought of this final frame in The Taking Of Pelham 123 when he headed in today’s own goal to decide the derby #safc #nufc #waltermatthau #thetakingofpelham123
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
His Satanic Chas & Dave is still my favourite Stones album
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
ONE HUNDRED GLORIOUS YEARS OF THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER
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a man in a striped suit is jumping in the air while dancing with penguins
Alt: Dick van Dyke as Bert, dancing with cartoon penguins
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
*Add Oliver Hardy wide eyed look of astonishment and incredulity*
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Celtic’s new manager reminds me of Karl from The Simpsons.
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I love these repeats of Steptoe And Son on BBC4 late at night. There are some moments when I think it is the greatest sitcom of all
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
A Flat Earther Werewolf in London by John Denydamoon-Landis
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Reform Ad 2029
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I had to improvise here with regards to the hugely respected Mr Benjamin Netanyahu
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
HG Wells ft The Weather Girls
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The previously unheard Flat Earther cover of The Waterboys’ The Whole Of The Moon
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Especially proud of my commitment to the Dead Guy Falling From Tree role here #JamesBond 007 #RogerMoore
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Great Cinema Moments Remade In My Kitchen On A Monday Night: Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid Finale
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cheers, Mani x
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The classic “Can’t Go Back To Savoury Now” by @johnshuttleworth.bsky.social
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Tom Scott @tom--scott.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, the Murdoch press, the Tories' Shadow Culture Secretary, the Israeli Embassy in London & Russia's Ministry of Foreign Affairs have all now weighed in to the attack on the BBC. Crooks & liars all agree: It's time to kill the BBC.
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Becoming A Social Media Christian
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Reform Gnome Drops Bombshell
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Amadeus is a feast of a movie. My little sister introduced me to it decades ago, and I stumbled onto it with rare perfect timing tonight on tv. Irresistible cinema.
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Get in there! #safc
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
At a Horror Con with my daughter
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 19/10/2025
The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”
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Paul Luke @batteredsausage.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Love that Woltemade goal today. Or Walter Matthau, as I call him. Both artists tbf
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
‘Prince Andrew believed having sex with me was his birthright’: Virginia Giuffre on her abuse at the hands of Epstein, Maxwell and the king’s brother www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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‘Prince Andrew believed having sex with me was his birthright’: Virginia Giuffre on her abuse at the hands of Epstein, Maxwell and the king’s brother
In an extract from her posthumous memoir, Virginia Roberts Giuffre remembers the day an ‘apex predator’ recruited her from Mar-a-Lago, aged just 16; how she was trafficked to a succession of wealthy a...
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