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Anton Ivanov

@batailleordie.bsky.social
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
“Why don’t you stop and reflect on your life for a sec?” I did, it rocks. No notes
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Company managers retire, and start spending their days watching the news like they are on a zoom meeting with the government
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Bosses love to see random ppl working
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Trying hard is the new punk rock
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
If death challenges me to a game I would choose Risk and stall the hell out of it
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
When I test in prod
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Say what you want about Gatsby but everyone knows his parties were fun
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Besties
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Guy who tried to board a plane with his driving license is about to have worst day of his life with his gf
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
The queen picks, the king pays
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
New poem published sarkapublishing.com/anton-ivanov
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
repost if the woman in black is hot
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Oppenheimer
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
The funniest thing about this is thinking about my friend who used to take the middle school bus with Gabriel and listen to All-American Rejects together
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
I start trouble in small towns all the time
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
They are watching Aesop’s The Fox and The Stork
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
“Splurt” makes the genie coming out of the bottle
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Red flags, if your boyfriend owns this:
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Wearing my seven-league boots to steal donuts from the conference room
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Can’t we just freeze the bananas?
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
If digital gold can rust what will iron do?
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Where’s the Bastille posting?
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Blast it
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
*any guitar riff plays* “That’s so Midwest emo”
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Soy Hegel pointing at Napoleon entering in Jena
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I allow myself to play on Spotify only the records I physically posses in vinyl
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I’m going to save that doctor
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Got my purity test results back
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Ultimate liminal space
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Let’s make a themed park with the brand
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
What hobbies do normies have?
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Social media after sundown should stop refreshing the feed, and if you want to find new posts you have to search them with key words
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Diablo games appeal my thrift shopping instinct: I go in some damp basement, get a bunch of trash, and the go through it trying to find an overlooked treasure
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
You know how clubs in some states allow either alcohol or full nudity? Social media should do the same and allow either nipples or death threats
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
it’s Wizard Wednesday
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
You have to follow me on all the 6 apps to get the full lore
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
This very annoying guy once described deleting social media as “digital seppuku”
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Where can I get a sky burial?
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/07/2023
Still looking for a job! If you have anything in copywriting, PR, or editorial I might be a fit for, please let me know. Would really like to stay in the US even if that means being on a contract O-1 gig again www.linkedin.com/in/merritt-k
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Cashing in my lottery tickets today
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
If Beethoven time traveled to the present I would make him take molly
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/06/2023
dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Why elf bars don’t have savory flavors? I would get a carbonara flavor
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
From @madamphetamine.bsky.social
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Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
Sent a request to connect, hope he accepts so I can ask him if he’s excited about the movie
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