Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 14/08/2023“Why don’t you stop and reflect on your life for a sec?” I did, it rocks. No notes 020
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 14/08/2023Company managers retire, and start spending their days watching the news like they are on a zoom meeting with the government 020
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 11/08/2023If death challenges me to a game I would choose Risk and stall the hell out of it 000
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 10/08/2023Say what you want about Gatsby but everyone knows his parties were fun 010
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 08/08/2023Guy who tried to board a plane with his driving license is about to have worst day of his life with his gf 000
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 01/08/2023New poem published sarkapublishing.com/anton-ivanov 010
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 21/07/2023The funniest thing about this is thinking about my friend who used to take the middle school bus with Gabriel and listen to All-American Rejects together 010
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 20/07/2023They are watching Aesop’s The Fox and The Stork 000
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 19/07/2023“Splurt” makes the genie coming out of the bottle 000
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 19/07/2023Wearing my seven-league boots to steal donuts from the conference room 010
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 10/07/2023*any guitar riff plays* “That’s so Midwest emo” 010
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 09/07/2023I allow myself to play on Spotify only the records I physically posses in vinyl 000
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Social media after sundown should stop refreshing the feed, and if you want to find new posts you have to search them with key words 010
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Diablo games appeal my thrift shopping instinct: I go in some damp basement, get a bunch of trash, and the go through it trying to find an overlooked treasure 010
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023You know how clubs in some states allow either alcohol or full nudity? Social media should do the same and allow either nipples or death threats 000
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023You have to follow me on all the 6 apps to get the full lore 010
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023This very annoying guy once described deleting social media as “digital seppuku” 010
Reposted by Anton Ivanovmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/07/2023Still looking for a job! If you have anything in copywriting, PR, or editorial I might be a fit for, please let me know. Would really like to stay in the US even if that means being on a contract O-1 gig again www.linkedin.com/in/merritt-k 27762
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 03/07/2023If Beethoven time traveled to the present I would make him take molly 010
Reposted by Anton IvanovGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/06/2023dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 616329
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 28/06/2023Why elf bars don’t have savory flavors? I would get a carbonara flavor 000
Anton Ivanov @batailleordie.bsky.social · 26/06/2023Sent a request to connect, hope he accepts so I can ask him if he’s excited about the movie 000