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Bastian Tiger🐅

@bastian.tigersarereal.de
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Greymuzzle Colorado native, leftist furry, atheist, world traveler (30 Countries, 5 Continents), living in the PNW (Seattle, WA, USA). #StandWithUkraine #TigersAreReal #KeepCalmAndCarryOn #NoKings!

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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 3h
Only fitting that my car reaches this milestone in California. #DevilCar #66666
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 14h
$8.50 toll to leave Monterrey? Damn @lioneltoy.bsky.social how do you put up with this crap? 😂
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 16h
Sunset in the North Coast, California.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 17h
California: Where everything is the same as back home, but just costs more. California.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 17h
My car is having quite the adventure in California today.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 18h
I bet @skotter.gay would be interested in that.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 29/09/2026
Just an average day here in the Redwood forests of Northern California...
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 29/09/2026
Big trees are big.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 28/09/2026
I'm on the border of Oregon and California. Bye cheap gas! 😭 Also we need this law in Seattle.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 28/09/2026
Took this really interesting shot this morning from the beach. Nice moon/shore combo.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 28/09/2026
Drove past a building that collapsed on itself and someone spray painted "Got the spider" on one of the collapsed walls.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 28/09/2026
I'm calling it here. Oregon beaches are nicer than Washington beaches. Maybe that's why we just get to drive on ours. 😂
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 28/09/2026
1.1 degrees further North, please.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 27/09/2026
Moo! 🐮 Didn't know that Tillamook's HQ was out here on the Oregon Coast. 😂
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 27/09/2026
Man I've really been neglecting the State of Oregon. Wow. 💯
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 27/09/2026
First fuel stop on West Coast vacation Warrenton, Oregon. $5.09/gal. This is -$0.59/gal compared to Seattle.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 27/09/2026
Anyone in Seattle need any tax free shit at Costco? Also notice how every one isn't crammed in here like sardines? Amazing!
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 27/09/2026
A current POTUS just quoted a guy with the handle "Howling Bunghole". I'm really missing the days of the blowjob by the office clerk in the Oval Office. I really am.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 27/09/2026
TIL the song "Lost in the Fire" by Gesaffelstein & The Weeknd was a very dirty song. LOL. I'm assuming I didn't know this because I heard radio edits of the song. It starts out "I wanna fuck you slow with the lights on..." It gets even better in Verse 2. I'm not straight but I love it anyway.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 24/09/2026
Road raging Buick?
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 23/09/2026
Just like Dolly would have wanted. ...
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 23/09/2026
Love how Ryan Reynold's Linked In page shows his work at Safeway prior to stardom.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 23/09/2026
Lunch! 😂
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 23/09/2026
Headline: Clean tiggy keeps spotless record. #KnowYourStatus
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 23/09/2026
Now if we could close all Jack In The Boxes.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 22/09/2026
Uh....
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
ALT: Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 22/09/2026
This includes Fox News. Yes, that's how bad it is right now.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 22/09/2026
Was there a contest this week to see who could come up with the worst uniform? #NYGvsLAR
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 21/09/2026
Wow, go Talarico!
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 21/09/2026
This is my next week at a glance....
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 21/09/2026
You know what's cool about being married with someone that works for Labcorp? Unlimited STD screening free of charge! #YiffAHealthCareWorker!
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 21/09/2026
Somebody explain to me how Home Depot can charge $1.25 for each one of these and still make money.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Seattle Seahawks @seahawks-bot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And counting...🏜️
Seahawks Win Meme.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 19/09/2026
Yesterday I saw a car with a huge window decal that spread from one end of the car to the other. The decal? Jesus is Lord I looked at the license plates. Expired May 2023. So much for Matthew 22:21. Christians are the worse hypocrites of any organized religion.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 19/09/2026
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 17/09/2026
Went hiking on Tiger Mountain today. Was fun. Did some naughty stuff on the trail as well. 🐅 💦
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 17/09/2026
Ah yeah Taco Bell let's go! #TacosInHell
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 16/09/2026
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Judge Judy's Unbelievable Facepalm Moment
ALT: Judge Judy's Unbelievable Facepalm Moment
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 16/09/2026
I get why Canada would want to have this associate relationship with the EU but honestly I always thought that the one of the best features of North America was that we weren't part of it. We can still be close allies but yet be objective to the region.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 16/09/2026
LOL, yeah, next time trade it in for a Leaf and you'll also get a lot of change back to put back into your pocket. #LeafsAreNeat #SorryNotSorry
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 16/09/2026
Damn. That's epic.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 16/09/2026
Seriously, who the fuck does Trump owe bribe favors to? Good lord.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 16/09/2026
2026: 2 months of applying for jobs and no results 3 months of the worst company I've ever worked for 2 months of applying for jobs and no results 2 jobs offers given today Seriously this fucking year can kiss my ass, but I'm hoping to not have to do this again for a long time.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 15/09/2026
Fine, close it. Fire yourselves, lock the doors, then go fuck yourselves. Good idea.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 15/09/2026
Tiger is employed again. Yea, I guess. 😂
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 15/09/2026
I'm going to be arrested for being a puppy spy (Barkour Demo).
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 14/09/2026
Far out. You select your floor in the hallway before getting in the elevator. Never seen anything like that before.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 14/09/2026
I seriously haven't watched a thing past the chocolate frog jumping out of the train window in the first film and that's only because I was on a plane and that was the only thing playing on the screen.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 13/09/2026
Still better than Chic-Fil-a?
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