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Bastian Tiger🐅

@bastian.tigersarereal.de
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Greymuzzle Colorado native, leftist furry, atheist, world traveler (30 Countries, 5 Continents), living in the PNW (Seattle, WA, USA). #StandWithUkraine #TigersAreReal #KeepCalmAndCarryOn #NoKings!

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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 2h
Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 2h
Yeah @thunderroo.bsky.social told me it's still over 100 in Phoenix. I was in Monterey last week and I was surprised I had to kick the AC back on all the way up the 5 until I got back into Oregon.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 2h
That happened to be at least a dozen times before I landed something. Some jobs posted in January are still being posted today.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 2h
Sweet. It's currently foggy, Rain Friday into Saturday morning, then clear low 60's all week.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 2h
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Homer Simpson: Where's My Coffee?
ALT: Homer Simpson: Where's My Coffee?
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 3h
If food goes there, so do I.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 4h
Yeah I tried the grape one. It sucked.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 07/10/2026
Probably because you like theme parks and you are looking to get back to work. :)
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 07/10/2026
So someone wants $1,000 for 4 small groceries bags meanwhile Amazon will sell you a 75" TV for $400, delivery and taxes included.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 07/10/2026
Yeah, the store in Monterey, CA was limiting it to 4 per person.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 07/10/2026
Holy shit! Someone is greedy! Damn!
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 07/10/2026
LOL, I got Einstein at 95% myself. :D
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 06/10/2026
Yeah, they must have skipped teaching me this one at the Christian School I was forced to attend from age 6-15. I think I would have remembered this one.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 06/10/2026
I think McDonald's learned their lesson last year allowing people to request No purchase necessary Monopoly pieces on line for free. That option isn't available this year, you have to write in one request at a time and with today's postage rate each request cost $1.64.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 06/10/2026
I saw this earlier and took a different angle on it. :D
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 06/10/2026
Look, I've never argued that the guy knows how to make hicks cheer. That's how he got elected/re-elected, but they don't care about the left coast when their bank account is overdrawn and the fuel light is on in both of their cars.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 06/10/2026
Maybe he should see his doctor about that, lol.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 06/10/2026
I'm fine with this. Not sure why. It's been a pretty shitty year.
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Cartoon Cat in Flames: Burn It Down
ALT: Cartoon Cat in Flames: Burn It Down
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 05/10/2026
My uber career was about 12 days. :D Congrats!
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 05/10/2026
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Jim Carrey's Iconic 'Alrighty Then' Moment
ALT: Jim Carrey's Iconic 'Alrighty Then' Moment
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 05/10/2026
I picked 2 really good potions. Turned $10 into $30. 😂
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 05/10/2026
From today's no-shit file:
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 05/10/2026
We did it last year and had no problems with Google maps. Only got on the wrong train once.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 05/10/2026
I'm a top so that's totally cool with me. :D
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 05/10/2026
Your doctor is a pervert. :D
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I'm 52 and they haven't done that to me yet. There are blood tests they run for that now and only poke if they don't like the answer.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 05/10/2026
I still want to understand how it happened in the first place. Makes no sense.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 04/10/2026
Still fun to have 2 hogs in one hole though. I'm hoping to do that again sometime. 😈
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 04/10/2026
I got to double team a wuff a while back. Was fun. It was a dog/wuff/cat sandwich :)
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 04/10/2026
Excellent wine for a big cat. I bought 2!
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 04/10/2026
Trip complete. Start new job next week.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 03/10/2026
Lol, now the waitress is talking about moving to Utah. That works too!
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Bryn Jones: Go For It!
ALT: Bryn Jones: Go For It!
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 03/10/2026
I'm at this diner in Vancouver, WA and the staff and a customer are complaining about us in Seattle not letting them have any say in their political views becoming reality. I wanna say "Boo hoo, move to Idaho, asswipes."
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Meep Meep Womp Womp
ALT: Meep Meep Womp Womp
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Tickle Pig @ticklepig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was this a speech or was he just reading his grindr profile?
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 03/10/2026
That's pretty cool hotel security right there.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 03/10/2026
Have 1 of each.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 03/10/2026
Check out the prices near Eureka, CA from this week.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 03/10/2026
Yeah, that's why I bought my Prius....10 years ago.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 03/10/2026
Just broadcast on Real Time with Bill Maher. It was a great joke and he wasn't attacking us, he was attacking Tommy Tuberville.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 03/10/2026
oh baby
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 03/10/2026
Just walking around near my hotel in Vancouver, WA and discovered this.
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 02/10/2026
Since I'm not going to BLFC I need to get my In N Out fix now. 😂
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 02/10/2026
They were mostly napping but still was fun to visit. 🐆
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 02/10/2026
I smell like deer right now. They slobbered all over me eating today. Hope I don't get mistaken for prey. 😂
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 02/10/2026
And you (earlier). 😂
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 02/10/2026
🐅 🐅 🐅 🐅 🐅 🐅
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Bastian Tiger🐅 @bastian.tigersarereal.de · 02/10/2026
Chees! @stripeybutt.bsky.social
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