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Bastet’s Human

@bastetshuman.bsky.social
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Canadian Twitter refugee, childfree cat lady with all that implies. This isn’t the tolerant left anymore.

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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 22h
Lucifurr and Bastet endorse Chancleta. The th e very important & pivotal whatever thingy he’s running for They firmly support his promise of earlier nap times and a chimkin 🍗 in every bowl They also claim they were not bribed w/churus to make this statement
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any year I do Halloween (some years I’m not up to doing stairs 100 times in 3 hours), show up with an attempt at a costume and a good attitude and you get a smile & candy
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s available on X and TikTok
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Newfoundland version is ground beef, elbow macaroni & a can of tomato soup When I moved out when I was 18, I made it with sliced mushrooms & a can of *mushroom* soup & felt SO fancy Then I learned how to make the real deal, beef bourguinon & more Some fall days still call for Nfld goulash 😁
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@jortsthecat.bsky.social @gonzo.bsky.social Please do a shout out for Peaches 😿 😭 You’re the best of the Blue Sky cats with the biggest reach I could think to appeal to
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was in in the ground floor for that Reddit post. Rarely have I seen such a measured, fair, equitable & professional resolution The reaction to the post was hilarious The reaction to the update was uplifting I follow Jorts et al to this day for both strict labour law adherence & 🐈 adorableness
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love to cook. I develop recipes. I love developing recipes for friends & family w/dietary requirements or preferences. So I not only know vegetarians & vegans, I can cook for them But the performative nuts that think we should force animals to adhere to their moral superiority delusion are crazy
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A cat will eat food that is not sufficient for their nutritional needs - just like a child feeding them something UNTIL they start having negative health effects IS torture if you already know they don’t have a NEED to be on a non-standard food for that animal You cannot be this dumb. Or evil
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She looks downright smug I’m glad everyone slept well (between taking Feet Patrol Shifts)
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have first hand experience in this (my super chill cat was a new foods tester so I know exactly what goes into it & how long it takes & how many tests are run, etc It ENRAGED me to no end when I see virtue signalling vegan nuts cherry picking what is, or is not, animal abuse
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How do you think they study the effectiveness of nutrition in a pet food? It’s not just having a chemically acceptable formula Digestion, interaction & even willingness to eat it all have to be part of the study There’s no way to “develop” a vegan food for an obligate carnivore without torture
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love those and want to get them for Bastet but she’s already oddly fascinated by my kitchen knives - she thinks that’s where people food comes from (Gooshy cat food comes from the fridge) & I don’t want to encourage her lol
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone insisting it’s “theoretically” possible & just needs to be better developed is straight up saying they’re ok w/torturing cats until they perfect a food that makes them feel morally superior but also doesn’t kill the cat slowly There is NO other way to test a food in the end.
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Still being researched” So… just continuing to torture cats until some virtue signalling began develops some over priced slip that cats hate but doesn’t kill them slowly? As opposed to, I dunno, respecting nature and feeding them what they evolved to eat?
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Theoretically” So… we just torture cats until someone figures out a vegan food that doesn’t kill them slowly? As opposed to respecting nature and just letting them eat what they’re built for?
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh I thought this was “menacing” Judging seems… less immediately worrying. Physically at least
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you also have the knife set? Gotta have options
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey! Another new critter just dropped! A Brown Nose Lemming! Surprisingly not as rare as their late identification would imply. They were just really good at masquerading as other species like Cool Billionaire Dog and Tech Bro Made Good Tit
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bastet, you get out of that nice lady’s house right this… oh. My Bastet is here. Spitting image
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If dems have the house & a simple but safe senate majority, I do believe R(ats) with less to lose will abandoned the trumptanic & pretend to be shocked & horrified at how he’s trashed the constitution, the corruption etc (that theyve been blind to for years) & vote w/Dems to try to save themselves
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a server, we see the faux machismo oozing off him like the overdoses of axe body spray he used all through college They’re the most fragile, weak specimens of a species ever found The chest pounding & fronting is so cliche we all just rolled our eyes at them & warned girls to cover their drinks
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Zoomies can be… uncomfortable… when you’re the track and your tiny, baby kitten has paws that provide 2534 pounds per square inch of pressure EACH Hope you don’t bruise easy (I do😹)
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do USians/southerners have something stronger than “bless her heart” Bc as much as I love the passive aggressive petty, it’s just not enough for these politicians anymore
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Isn’t there a law about receiving stolen goods or profits from crimes, even if you didn’t personally commit the crime?
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First thing I noticed too And we’re the majority juggling aged parents with disappearing retirements funds and kids who can’t afford to fly the nest
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A sign to buy her a tiny piano from Laurie’s grandfather
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*Tod Maffin
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe some of them DID believe the women. They just didn’t see it as disqualifying. Whether that’s because they minimized the act/harm or they truly don’t care about harm against women at all, you’ll never convince me they’re not cut from the same cloth as the rest of the 50 in the Cornell chat
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rod Maffin has some “nasty” candian merch on his site
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your constitution & the institutions that are supposed to uphold (& yes, *enforce*) it seem to have all the authority as me telling my cat she’s not allowed to have little pieces human food as I make dinner Ask often enough or just steal them, but we both know she’s getting what she wants
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only song I associate with Texas is the Yellow Rose of Texas. I think I’m more out of date that you are 😂
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is past regular business hours here (EDT) so I’m going to call it Caturday PreGame
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brenda is single mom. Loves her kids and never stops. Don’t diss customer service rep Brenda 😂
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*incl Canada
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Most oranges need a void therapy pet lol Whether you choose to expand your family, or find care &/or a new home for the CDS - early Halloween edition, at least you can feel that special glow of knowing the universe has deemed you worthy.
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is I’m simply saying I understand the difficulty of protesting when you’re already struggling
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wasn’t being snarky when I questioned the 65%. I truly didn’t have the info And on one hand I appreciate how hard it is for so many people (I’m actually one of the ones struggling) but it’s also true it’s at a tipping point where things only get worse going forward
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve personally been sad, but never hopeless There were times the only reason I ate was bc I was in the kitchen to feed the cats My cats have saved my life & when I’m sad, the comfort me without judgment of whether sadness is warranted
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*rooting 😂
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The reports I’ve read, which I admit are not comprehensive, only puts it at 40% but I agree it’s hard to get anywhere near 35% available to protest when over 30% of adults still support trump & even more have no appetite for discomfort or protests
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No, they got to 8 million people, not 8% www.google.com/search?q=has... Done get me wrong, I’m rotting for you all. But there’s some distance to go
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And it’s only 3.5% of a population protesting that has historically predicts government change No Kings hasn’t gotten there even with months of planning & holding them on weekends
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t think people under such severe circumstances would be judged But it seems to be a convenient excuse for all those that *could* participate, at least once Unless you’re saying 65% of US workforce cannot afford to miss a single day of work? Bc 35% is the historic magic number
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(Human) Paw Patrol 😂
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No worries I’ve seen so many beginners unwittingly using half-assed hacks where there’s a *grain* of truth or technique but the influencer presenting it doesn’t elucidate that (or even know themselves) so they get frustrated or think ALL the info was bad
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m not the one adding water OR baking soda to my onions
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When using baking soda to create “caramelized” onions in 15 minutes, it is indeed a hack. I’m not talking about an additional added benefit, I’m taking about on line “chefs” that recommend high heat frying onions with baking sofa, adding water as they burn
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A good General visits and comforts her troops after a skirmish
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