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Bastet’s Human

@bastetshuman.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.2K following 1.7K posts

Canadian Twitter refugee, childfree cat lady with all that implies. This isn’t the tolerant left anymore.

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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s available on X and TikTok
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bastet, you get out of that nice lady’s house right this… oh. My Bastet is here. Spitting image
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I saw this highlighted… I truly wonder if every US taxpayer realizes the payment for these arms is coming directly out of their pocket?
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is Marco. He decided I was taking him home fr a hoarder situation by pushing someone else out of my lap Bruiser brought home 2 sep unwed pregnant mothers for OBGYN & adoption care (he was fixed) He’s over the 🌈 bridge now but sometimes late at night I can feel his 19lb thump against my legs
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is Bastet. She judges my choices. Yet loves me anyway
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here’s two in return
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lucifurr & Bastet send purrs to you & your kitty
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We’re having a beautiful day here after cold & rainy yesterday I even went to the grocery store for only 2 items just to get outside in the sunshine for a little bit Still more humid than I like but our autumns are our best season I think so it’ll get even better
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s definitely end of summer in Northern ON. I made artisanal bread today. Then made salmon & avocado sushi rolls. I closed the windows for the night - that have been open since May. But the real tip-off? My cats are laying on the bed & blankets instead of the cold laminate floor lol
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Some day when your management has returned to normal, we’ll have to exchange visits Cultural exchange to try to paper over the deep divide mango Mussolini has promoted Im in northern Ontario & the leaves will be turning soon - too soon lol This was March ‘26
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My perfect little (16lb valu sized) baby (18yo vintage)
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We’re good with our existing flag But if we can have specific flags to present to different countries, I prefer this one when dealing with USA
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My Valu Sized vintage kitten (17lb, 19yo) still loves her feathers wand. But arthritis means she cuddles it more than actively playing these days. I wonder if she’d like a laptop???
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Back atchya from Bastet
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My valu pack sized vintage kitten (17lb, 19yo) Lucifurr says hi to tiny house panther void
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thank you 😊 My mother called her Lucy but asked me to get her license and I decided she needed a more fitting name for such a fierce little thing to aspire to grow into She definitely grew 😂
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
HOW VERY DARE! All cats are itty bitty baby kittens. Some are larger or older, but they are still *itty* *bitty* *baby* *kittens*! Even my 17lb, 19yo is a valu size vintage era arthritic itty bitty baby kitten
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And it sounds fabulous. I’ve added it to my list of books to buy when I have treat money.
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love the classics But I submitted to the court that this incident was a provoked & justifiable trespace due to the illegal sudden change to the household schedule And therefore should not count as a mark against my client’s daily Behaviores Report Respectfully hissed, Lucifurr Attorney at Paw
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lucifurr and Bastet are putting in a good word for you Well, as good a word as they have for *anybody* lol. They’re judgy
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Every* cat owner swears their cat is the prettiest/cutest/most handsome And y’know what? Every single on of them is right My entries in the category: Lucifurr & Bastet
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The fact the domesticated themselves, and have changed little to nothing in the thousands of years Seinfeld (I love science) makes me grateful pur furry little overlords put up with us Bastet is named for a goddess of some of the first cat servants (Egyptians).
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What a sweetie. MY 20 year old (in august) kitten Lucifurr agrees but also recognizes human are sometimes dumb. Or maybe she just thinks that of me 😂
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Summer lion cut 😹 She can’t groom her long fur as easily anymore and she *hates* getting brushed so I bought a trimmer so I could do the is for her at home. She actually likes getting her hair did!
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lucifurr now does this to get onto the bed. She’s 20 this year (!) & too arthritic to use the pet stairs to get up so she sits on the first stair & taps the bed If I’m not paying attention she will eventually give a little meow but usually it’s just politely waiting for me to do the right thing
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bingo Lucifurr & Bastet send their best to a fellow sufferer of news (Disregard their expressions. They have resting judgment face 😂 )
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This took me out 🤣 I scared my cat by suddenly snort-laughing
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Someone PLEASE a tell me this isn’t real! I mean, the comparisons to tin pot dictators plating their palaces in gold while their citizens line up at food banks were becoming more undeniable, but this is cartoon level villany
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
she’s devastatingly adorable & uses it to her advantage lol And then I wake up at 3am feeling uneasy, and turn in the light to see this (!) Cue horror movie music
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Bastet likes to play shy too
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Look at my cats They think you can all toss the crazies out of office too. And we all really like Mamdani!
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is my grandfather, who taught me all the best idioms: if you’re learning, you’re living; question everything but learn from the answers; stand for something or you’ll fall for anything He passed in 2010. I still talk to him every day Happy Father’s Day, Dadda Miss you 💔
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
While I was reading this post, Apple News popped up with a notification
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
According to Heather Cox Richardsons piece just published:
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This is my daughter & (according to my mom), my sister My daughter was left in a cabbage patch in someone else’s garden (by the stork I’m sure) & my sister’s bio mom was my other daughter I have a messy family tree 😂
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Cousins! Also an adult rescue
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Happy birthday Heater! From Lucifurr (who lives for temptations crunch treats) and Bastet (who loves French fries too but will settle for a pretzel stick)
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I disagree. They’re arguably worse.
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Can we just start the paperwork now to designate sucker Carlson as persona non grata & have him banned fr Canada? (“Sucker” was an autocorrect. I’m keeping it)
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Being from a commonwealth country with a (nominal) King, I shall wear a tiara and opera gloves while sipping champagne I’ve had chilling for over a year. As for outfit, it will depend on time of day. And maybe season.
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is the “I’m only coming out for a treat” look
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I’m sure the “you’re overreacting”, the “he can’t do that bc states run elections” & even the “both sides are genocidal maniacs so I didn’t vote bc ✨my conscious✨” people will continue to insist he can’t/won’t make midterms or ‘28 voting as meaningful as Russian elections (if they even hold them)
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I mean, at least he didn’t just demolish it without notice? Although he will definitely tear it down because talent stayed away in droves & his fee fees are hurt Something something will burn it down to rule over ashes something something 😢
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This keeps getting worse and worse. I’m in tears again for the nth day in a row Pls send funny cat pics & encouraging protest pics/vids - I need respite & to see reason for hope USA - my heart is broken for you. If you’re suffering, I send you love & strength from what little I have left 💋
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bastet & I prefer to watch movies together, but however you spend time together, it counts ♥️
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Happy Gotcha Day from Lucifurr & Bastet! (They reserve the judgey looks for me)
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
But I think this kind of message might get votes. I know I’d vote for him!
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