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Kaitāia Friar

@basicbishop.bsky.social

710 followers 509 following 325 posts

He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Still not loving police.

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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Reposted by Kaitāia Friar

The Spinoff @thespinoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot

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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot

But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.

Reposted by Kaitāia Friar

spooky kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Megamind no bitches meme with “no defamation claim?” Text

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

[redacted] [redacted] to da NZF* *da entity not any persons related also in minecraft.

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Y’all got any discourse here

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ALT: Is It Meme

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Well that’s a name I wasn’t expecting to see on the good app. Guess it’s not safe here either 😔

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

9 foot sativa

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Bish’s Best holy fire anointing fluid. Not for human consumption (but I’m not your mum!) Made from a selection of organic, hand picked habanero, bhut jolokia, and Carolina reaper chillies in apple cider vinegar. Available in “fuck that’s hot!” and “oh no”. $20 150ml

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Forget mothers day? Don’t be a disappointment, let her know her gift is on the way! Bish’s Best whipped tallow skin cream. Guaranteed to contain nothing but the pure sweet fat of the cow + essential oil. Organic, grass fed, reusable 70ml jar! $20 each unscented or Manuka

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Yall got free speech in here?

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Vince McMahon's Confident Walk

ALT: Vince McMahon's Confident Walk

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Surviving and thriving so far

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

BREAKING: Christopher Luxxo has handed in his notice of resignation

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

bad news

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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I’m back…

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Mungies looking different to what I expected. Sad to see them become woke and inclusive.

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

won’t stop me

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Do you miss me?

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Breaking: luxxo announces his mad max name

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

“Keir Starmer to address the nation tomorrow”

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

boo

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

one news: ”haere mai 2026”

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Y’all do ACAB over here or???

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

This is great stuff from da results faking pedophiles

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

There’s still time for luxxo to turn this around and become electable, but it’s not gonna be easy.

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Dr asking how the weight loss is going

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Some of those who work forces like the porn that’s with horses.

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

tax off

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Me. Applying for the role of a cockney hooker:

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Waiting for the release of the Hotter & Wetter - Unrated Cut of Prime Minister before I watch it.

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Yoda voice:

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

For sale: $90k mayor Rolex. Never worn.

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Nobody ray chung tonight

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Hey I’ve got one of those and he just bought me this to throw

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Da brain when u 11 beers and a soju deep:

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

New plan Aotearoa

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Here have this

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Tanya when she found out the royal enquiry didn’t have the remit to hang Jacindo

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Savages Bye GIF

ALT: Savages Bye GIF

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Māori pakeha mongrel 😂

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Banned from twitter for demanding the execution of 3 world leaders. Will not rawdog work.

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a man with a beard and a hat says " entertain me " in front of a skull

ALT: a man with a beard and a hat says " entertain me " in front of a skull

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

lol they got da tick here?

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Cooking wine and sugar free v. 3/5

Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Woah hit skeet

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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

-lights up a cig- -pays $2 for a coke- -thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-