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Kaitāia Friar

@basicbishop.bsky.social
710 followers 509 following 325 posts

He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Still not loving police.

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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Bish’s Best holy fire anointing fluid. Not for human consumption (but I’m not your mum!) Made from a selection of organic, hand picked habanero, bhut jolokia, and Carolina reaper chillies in apple cider vinegar. Available in “fuck that’s hot!” and “oh no”. $20 150ml
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Forget mothers day? Don’t be a disappointment, let her know her gift is on the way! Bish’s Best whipped tallow skin cream. Guaranteed to contain nothing but the pure sweet fat of the cow + essential oil. Organic, grass fed, reusable 70ml jar! $20 each unscented or Manuka
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
BREAKING: Christopher Luxxo has handed in his notice of resignation
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Mungies looking different to what I expected. Sad to see them become woke and inclusive.
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Breaking: luxxo announces his mad max name
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“Keir Starmer to address the nation tomorrow”
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
one news: ”haere mai 2026”
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
This is great stuff from da results faking pedophiles
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
There’s still time for luxxo to turn this around and become electable, but it’s not gonna be easy.
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Dr asking how the weight loss is going
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
tax off
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Me. Applying for the role of a cockney hooker:
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Yoda voice:
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Hey I’ve got one of those and he just bought me this to throw
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Da brain when u 11 beers and a soju deep:
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
New plan Aotearoa
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Here have this
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
-lights up a cig- -pays $2 for a coke- -thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Youse will like this, I had glimmer trying to pwn me
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
“Let them eat marmite sangas”
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Bish’s best lil treats 3 options: Pics Peanut Butter choc chip cookie slice ANZAC slice 🫡 Super fudgey whittakers dark choc brownie About 1kg (brownie a bit lighter). $25 delivered (RD extra) DMs open
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
When your 3 sojus deep and need to move quick before u pass out:
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Da missus when I’m 3 sojus deep and forget how:
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Me 3 sojus deep trying to woo da missus:
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Man goons for power
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The Bish is back. Got 215g of fat Jalapeños. $20 delivered (RD extra). FIFS DMs open.
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
“You will be visited by three spirits” The three spirits.
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Hotter & wetter
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I COME FROM A LAND
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
U can take da patch but u can’t take da brotherhood
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
When da ssris are hitting but you determined
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This many beers in
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Welcome to the resistance brother. ✊
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
New CCCFA regs look hectic af
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
When u already cranked it earlier
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Did they really have to do them like this?
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Mark Mitchell adds all blacks to the gang list.
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Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda hazy
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