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@bashattack.com
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Sysadmin by day. Twitch streamer by night (twitch.tv/bashattack). Parent all the time.

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bashattack @bashattack.com · 15/09/2026
Discord is down. I opened it on mobile and tried sending a DM which looked like it went through until I noticed the giant "Waiting for network..." banner at the bottom. And while I was waiting to see if it connected I got an ad. Glad to see the connection priorities are right.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 14/09/2026
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 29/08/2026
Shoutout to the kid walking through Lambeau after a preseason win chanting “SUPER BOWL! SUPER BOWL!” as if we just won a pivotal playoff game.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 29/08/2026
It is halftime. Cant stop this unauthorized transmission, NFL.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 21/07/2026
It's so weird to be at a point in my career where I'm dismantling projects that I once considered pivotal earlier in my career.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 26/06/2026
Getting my ears rinsed might be one of my favorite feelings.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 25/06/2026
I realized today the worst part about being a grown up is that I have opinions about all sorts of weird stuff. For example: the monitor arm in the doctor’s office isn’t mounted to the table straight.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 24/06/2026
I ordered from Popeyes tonight and they shorted me a 5pc chicken strip entree and a Large Drink. Their automated assistant only refunded me $8. The meal was $15. What a marvelous scam.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 10/06/2026
Why is there no place that lets me build my own bowl of frozen custard like frozen yogurt?
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.
Baseball is for everyone subject to regional blackout restrictions
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 01/06/2026
I had a moment this afternoon where I just sat in a tent in the backyard watching my wife and son and just appreciated how good life is.
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News 3 Now / Channel3000 @channel3000.com · 23/05/2026
More than 60 Wisconsin groups, including churches, businesses and community organizations, are urging Children’s Wisconsin and UW Health to restart gender-affirming care for minors.
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Wisconsin groups urge hospitals to restart gender-affirming care for minors
MADISON, Wis. — More than 60 Wisconsin groups, including churches, businesses and community organizations, are urging Children’s Wisconsin and UW Health to restart gender-affirming care for minors after both systems
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 27/04/2026
Here’s to the next chapter, whatever it brings.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 11/04/2026
Do you think one of the astronauts stood up to get their luggage as soon as Artemis II touched the water, while the other astronauts rolled their eyes?
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 23/03/2026
We want visibility into all our metrics with PowerBI. Wait, no, not the ones that make my department look bad.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 21/03/2026
I finally hit the credits on Pokopia today. What a great game. I didn’t get the hype when it was announced last year. I get it now.
The most vague photo of a Switch 2 in handheld mode with a single credit showing.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 10/03/2026
If I could go back in time, I would tell past me that a 5:30am flight that required me to be at the airport at 4:30am, which required me to leave at 3:30am, which required me to wake up at 2:30am the day after Daylight Savings with a 30 minute layover window and a cranky 4-Year-Old was a bad idea.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 26/02/2026
I miss the old Trillian/Gaim/Adium that combined AIM, ICQ, MSN, Yahoo, and IRC into one chat program. If there was something out there that could combine iMessage, Teams, Discord, and maybe even email I would be so happy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 17/02/2026
Today is Fat Tuesday, or as I, an overweight person, like to call it: Tuesday.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 16/02/2026
"Oh, hey I have a new follower!" *checks notification* *sees AI agent builder* *clicks block* "Welp. Good riddance."
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 28/01/2026
Can’t decide if it’s a good or bad thing that my child has no hesitation about running into gymnastics & doesn’t turn around to say goodbye.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 15/01/2026
Oh hey look, I'm now @bashattack.com on here!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/01/2026
DHS Releases List Of Mothers Driving Cars
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s important for ICE officers to wear masks to stop people like … [checks note] … the DHS secretary from doxxing them.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 08/01/2026
Time of first scream today? 7:44am.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 02/01/2026
I now fully understand the parents who say "I can't wait for the kids to go back to school after $break ends" and am one of them. I look forward to also telling kids to get off my lawn.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 28/12/2025
I saw Jordan Love. He is not suited up.
Unauthorized transmission of accounts or descriptions of the game, including play-by-play data, is strictly prohibited
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 23/12/2025
Watch the segment that state media doesn't want you to see!
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 20/12/2025
Today's completely unfounded conspiracy theory: the DOJ is conspiring with printer companies to drive up usage of black toner/ink.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 18/12/2025
Today's completely unfounded conspiracy theory: The Ellisons paid Trump to speak last night during the Survivor finale so that people will be forced to subscribe to Paramount+ to see the entire episode.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 12/11/2025
Oh cool. Nintendo bricked 3rd party docks with the Switch 2 System update. Very cool, guys.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 02/11/2025
Congratulations to the 2027 MLB Lockout for Winning the 2025 World Series!
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 27/10/2025
I wish I could have the level of excitement my child has for the world. Pooping on the toilet and yelling “THAT. WAS. EPIC!!!”
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 20/10/2025
Why do basement poops smell so much worse than main floor poops?
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 18/10/2025
I’m delighted (and lightly amused) watching my wife and son experience Yoshi’s Island for the first time. What a whimsical and cute game.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 06/10/2025
The Format has a new album coming out? What year is it?
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 29/09/2025
As an act of protest against ties in the NFL, I am boycotting the Packers next weekend. I will not watch their game next weekend.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
FTFY NBC
Sideline picture of Favre in a white tee and trucker hat in glasses

Brett Favre
2019 Welfare Fraud Recipient
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 21/09/2025
It’s sad how many self centered people there are now.
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Tyler Pasciak LaRiviere @tylerplariviere.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
An airplane flying around Soldier Field ahead of the Chicago Bears home opener, is dragging a banner that reads “HEY ICE MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS”
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 08/09/2025
First afternoon working remotely with my son. He's home for a total of about 45 seconds and drives a Hot Wheels car under the refrigerator. I can't get it out. He's upset. We're off to a great start.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/09/2025
Woah, incredible. The release of Everybody’s Golf: Hot Shots today has crashed both the eShop and Steam. Guess fans are really excited to see a sequel to their beloved game after seven years
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 02/09/2025
I don't know what the business model is, but I convinced myself this morning that "Breaking Bread," the Catholic song book that's in churches, was predatory SaaS before predatory SaaS was a thing.
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